Catching My Best Friend in Our Bed
My best friend, Jared Wheeler, gives me a ride home one day. Just before I get off, he fishes out a pair of torn pantyhose from between the seats and tosses them to me.
Before I even process the situation, he says with obvious distaste, "Zoey left that in my car. You really should pay more attention. With how wild your wife gets, she might cheat on you without you realizing it."
I ball up the pantyhose and toss them into the little trash can Jared keeps in his car. "Zoey never wears this kind of pantyhose."
Jared eyes me for a moment before snorting. "Only you could be this oblivious."
Feeling a little helpless, I chuckle and say nothing.
My wife, Zoey Hansen, Jared, and I have known ea