The Joker Once Said Novels & Stories

He already said too much at this point. “Dude,” I snap at him. “Roll back whatever wisdom you just shared, fold it up real nicely and be a good boy - shove it up your ass before I do it for you, yes?” Every word that leaves me is tense, but I force a smile as wide as that of Jocker’s as I speak. “You are awfully bold for a mortal,” Ragh scoffs.

- Said Penguin. – But did you notice something, Joker? - Questioned Poison Ivy. - What, dear? – Asked the clown. - We haven't seen him in weeks. - Said the green woman. - You, like all of us, know that what we have here is not the original. Poison said. - And you know he doesn't kill. - Said Crocodile. - But we don't know about this new one. - Said Riddler. - He had thousands of opportunities to kill you and he didn't, and it was free. - Said Penguin. “Because he would kill an innocent even now for money.

He spat, and I placed my palms on my chest just to specify that I was worried. "I'm just concerned, you're the only friend I have." He pulled a sober face and then burst into laughter. "You're weird, you know that, right? You're cringing me out with those eyes," he said and then shook his head. "Joker," I commented, kicking my feet at the edge of the desk. "Believer," he snapped back, and I shook my head, laughing with him too, but I never meant that. He kept my hopes high and he's so unreadable. I was really mad, but then I only exhaled softly and gnashed my teeth.

Bright and early the next day, I showed up at the office as usual. I ignored the whispers and stares, and made a beeline for my desk to start clearing it out. That was when Lily waltzed over, oozing fake sympathy. "Janice, can't you take a joke? "Come on, it was just a little toilet cleaning. Why'd you have to go and tell Mr. Hoffman you're quitting? No need to blow things out of proportion. "Look, I'll even dip into my own wallet and toss you a little extra cash to make up for it.

" Jacen Smith was stunned, this was the first time someone had said such words to him. "Thus, do not belittle yourself. In that case, can you tell me what exactly happened now?"

Joker looked at Stella with reddened eyes and asked, "Am I going to die? Will I be sentenced to death?" "Have you ever thought of what the world after death would look like?" Stella asked. Joker fell silent; he was in a trance. Stella smile, "Joker, you've been alone for a long time. Since you didn't say what you wanted to eat, there's nothing I can do." Stella stood up. "I want hamburgers, salad, ham, and turkey," Joker said, looking at Stella. "I will ask someone to send them all to you at night. Just go to sleep in peace. You don't need to be so tense all the time," Stella said as she left.

“Where’s yours, Hamill?” Jax shrugged again. “I don’t have one.” “Bullshit,” Joker said. “Truth. I don’t carry.” Well, I haven’t since going to prison, anyway. “Yeah, OK,” Trigger said, thinking what a pussy Hamill was. “So. You have our man.” “Yep,” King said agreeably.

"I'm just concerned, you're the only friend I have" He pulled a sober face and then burst into laughter. "You're weird you know that right? You're cringing me out with those eyes" he said and then shook his head. "Joker" I commented, kicking my feet at the edge of the desk. "Believer" he snapped back and I shook my head, laughing with him too but I never meant that. He kept my hope high and he's so unreadable. I was really mad but then I only exhaled softly and gnashed my teeth.

Not even my own blood came close to them. Hitting the dial I wait for Joker to pick up. “ Speak fast “ he states. I hear him panting and faintly I hear gagging , slurping and moaning and I roll my eyes. He was fukcing. When was he not ? “ It’s planted , empty your sack and then get to work “ I snap, hanging up.

looks like she must have been so scared to offend someone so rich. This forces me to laugh out loud as I return my phone to my pocket and wave at both of them. "All right, it's okay, guys. Chill a little bit and live up. I'm just joking." I say and watch as the lady turns to me with fury on her face. "You deserve an endless sea of punches for that, do you know?" she asks, but I shrug. " What can I say? It's part of my mini traits. I am in Joker by profession."