He Betrayed Me in a Language I Knew
The day before our second anniversary, my boyfriend, Henry Hayes, invites a group of friends from his hometown over for a nice dinner. After a few rounds of drinks, my best friend, Rachel Quinton, kicks off a drinking game in the Southern dialect.
"I… slept with one of the guys in this room. We kept going at it for more than a day—and we did it in his girlfriend's bed."
The entire table bursts into laughter. Holding his wine glass, Henry lets out a small laugh and answers in the same dialect.
"In that case… I used up two boxes of protection with my girlfriend's best friend behind her back."
As the laughter grows louder, Rachel kicks Henry under the table. "Keep your voice down! She's sit