Tralala Captain Underpants Novels & Stories

They looked at each other. "Oh, fuck this," exclaimed Carla. "This is bullshit. Drop your pants, I have to see this thing." I was confused at being called out on this, of all details. My hands automatically strayed toward my waist band, but I stopped and explained, "It's not, um, interested right now! It's the same size as most everybody else I've seen in the shower when it's like this." "Stop reaching for your pants," Bridget shouted desperately. "We are not going to all stand here and worship your cock!"

It's a tiny piece of curry leaf. "Looks unladylike on you. Makes your person hardly desirable to the opposite sex." "Bullshit," I snap, upset at his words. "You know how many boys in my school would die for a piece of me? A lot. Does it sound hardly desirable to you that I've been messing around with the captain of my school's Taekwondo team? Oh, he's very good at getting my panties wet. Hardly desirable, huh? Thrusts as hard as he fights. A couple of boys have written me letters that they could do better, and you know what I told them?"

I stabbed my eggs again and became laser-focused on my plate when my father came down from his room. “But who are they congratulating like that?” “Him? That’s the captain of our school’s hockey team. Auntie, he’s so good, rumours have it that NHL scouts everywhere are fighting for a piece of him.” My throat suddenly felt too dry. I reached for the jar of orange juice at the centre of the table. “He’s quite handsome.” Talullah squealed. “I know, right?! I’m going to make him my boyfriend very soon—“ The jar slipped from my hand and spilled over my side of the table. By the time I jerked back, the front of my dress pants was already soaked.

Taelin squeaks. “Fuck you cotton candy.” Lucas sneers. Taelin lets out a growl before lunging for the nudist. Lucas was laughing as he ran from her. Taelin is trying not to look at his naked hairy ass as he runs from her. A scream reverberates down the hall. I am guessing Chantal was caught off guard when Lucas came running into their room naked. “That fucking bastard. Next time I find him or any other asshole naked in this house I will make them a fucking eunuch.” She hisses.

Anna let out a low chuckle, walking to the bed and sitting comfortably on it. “There’s no secret. I look pretty much the same as always.” From the other side, Dali rolled her eyes. “No, you don’t. Spill the tea, is he good in bed? How big is his pee-pee? Spill girl or I’m going to die.” “The fuck you’re saying, Dali? Are you even normal?” “Not normal I guess.” “I can’t tell you details like that.” “Come on, I know his pee pee must be huge. How many inches?”

Better me than them. I glided to a stop, my chest heaving, plumes of white fog escaping my lips. "Sorry, Captain," I panted, letting just enough sarcasm bleed into my tone to be noticeable but not insubordinate. "I must have left my piano in my other bag. I'll be sure to check next time."

Daisy, as if the entire novel weren’t a slow-motion warning about mistaking obsession for love when Priya dropped an iPad on top of her homework with the reverence of someone delivering a subpoena. “You need to see this.” “I need to finish grading these or Professor Alden’s going to make me retake comp myself.” “Bella. Look.” She looked. It was a video some hockey player, dark hair, broad shoulders, absolutely leveling another player into the boards while the crowd screamed. The caption read: NORTHRIDGE CAPTAIN LUCA DE SANTIS GOES VIRAL FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS. “Okay,” Isabella said slowly. “And I care about this because…?”

She always has a new gist whenever we talk. I pulled off my clothes and took a quick shower. Once I was done I tried to do my assignment, and when that didn't work cause I was a bit distracted by images of a certain captain, I turned on my laptop to read a book and when that didn't work either, I simply gave up and lied down to sleep. And was inevitably assaulted with dreams about a dark skinned, curly haired captain. So much for being calm and getting a good nights sleep. Thanks for reading Please,

“He’s on his way.” I barked a laugh. “Tell him to sit his ass back down. I took care of it. I don’t need him.” She nodded and waited another minute. “He said fine but don’t do it again.” I rolled my eyes. “Men. I’ve about had it up to my eyeballs with them.” She laughed. “I know what you mean. My mate thought I would just give up being a captain to produce pups with him.” Lila shook her head. “Jokes on him, he’s back with our pup while I’m here.”