Pretty Dirty Bad
“Shit, I wasn’t going to say anything to him. I was only messing around with you.”
I loosen my grip and pat his cheek. “You see, that’s your problem, always the fucking joker. One of these days, someone is gonna put your ass in check.”
“And for the record, I was never interested in Celeste in the first place. I mean, she is beautiful. If anything, you’re right up my alley, Vance.”
“What?”
“I’m not attracted to women.”
“You mean…”
“Yes, I’m gay. I’m surprised you haven’t figured that out by now. All I’m saying is I could care less about your twisted taboo Daddy’s best friend romance.”