Twd Funny Novels & Stories

"I swear, you are such a ding-a-ling!" "Will you stop hitting me?!" he growled, rubbing his head again. "I'm already dumb and you are making it worst!" As much as I was annoyed with my best friend, I couldn't help but laugh at his statement. True, Wade is a bit slow, but he isn't that retarded slow; but for making him admit to himself that he's dumb, it's just taking the piss. Oh, the idiocy of it all... "Glad to be some amusement to you," he said, clearly annoyed. "Geez, I might as well make a career out of being a human punching bag."

Wanda’s words about Arya acting weird the other day comes back to me, however I don’t plan on asking her that. If she’s comfortable, I am sure she will say it. She stares at me, her mouth agape. “You are so serious all the time! We have been watching this comedy for almost thirty minutes now, and I haven’t heard you laugh.” She laughs. “Live a little.” “I am trying,” I reply honestly, “It’s just that I don’t see the appeal in mindless humour. I prefer movies that focus with more depth, a movie that challenges the-” Before I can finish, she reaches out and shoves a spring roll into my mouth.

""The Black Tortoise? Why doesn't he say it's the Azure Dragon while he is at it?" "This punk must have watched too many cartoons and think that we live in a two-dimensional world. He's nothing more than a clueless punk." "This is hilarious! He's not a scammer, he's a stand-up comedian!" Even the aggressive-looking men in the fancy costumes started mocking Woody. James couldn't help but burst out laughing. "Young man, I'm not going to comment on your medical skills. I think you have a knack for entertainment even in such a tense situation."

Drew paced around the living room, worried about Amanda that hadn't come back. His two brothers looked at him amused. “What's funny?“ He snapped at them. “‘You,“ they replied in unison, a wide grin on their faces. "Idiots," Drew muttered under his breath. “Last I checked I wasn't a comedian," he retorted. "You don't have to be a comedian to be funny," Mason replied. Calvin nodded his head in agreement. “That is true. Take Panda as an example. She isn't a comedian but she is funny," he said.

The table went silent for a second, then erupted into laughter, Caden practically choking on his wine. "Did Sloane just make a joke?" Caden said. "Should we call someone? Is this a medical emergency?" "I have a sense of humor," Sloane said. "You have a sense of humor the way Switzerland has a navy," Caden said. "Technically true, rarely demonstrated." Even Sloane laughed at that. Wren and Reid sat close enough on the couch that nobody bothered pretending not to notice anymore, their shoulders touching, his arm resting along the back of the cushion behind her.