Funny #twilight Novels & Stories

you're special and important. People want you. I stare at her before laughing in her face. - O that you are ? She smile. "You were so stupid, you let a whole family of wolves be right under the your nose. I roll my eyes. - Sorry I did not know that we lived in fucking Twilight. “Get over yourself. Vampires? Real? That it's a little crazy. My eyes widen. - This is insane?! More insane than you think I'm special? Eat a dick! ’ Pain erupts in my shoulder, but I’m not sure why because no one has touched me. I grab it

Tyler’s POV “Fifty Shades of Gray? That’s what we are going to watch?!” My little snow flower nodded like a beagle being asked by her master. “I thought we were going to watch a funny movie.” “This is a funny movie,” Elaine reasoned. “At least some part of it. The original trilogy is basically a fanfiction of Twilight, the movie we last watched.” “Twilight? The one where they portray vampires with diamond skin and werewolves that shift with clothes on?”

Tiernan clarified. "The Twilight Princess," Aideen affirmed again. "Do not ever call me that," I ground out. "What's wrong with being the Twilight Princess?" Aideen asked. "Too many damn vampire jokes," I snarled, and Tiernan choked back a laugh. "Vampires?" Aideen looked baffled. "Twilight is the title of a human motion picture about vampires," Tiernan explained. "It's a story; entertainment, like theater." "Which makes that title into a joke." I rolled my eyes. "As if it weren't bad enough to be a fairy princess. I swear; if my skin starts to sparkle, I'm going to scream."

“So, you know how supernatural beings like werewolves, vampires and stuff only exist in movies and books? They actually do exist, and Twilight and I are werewolves.” “You're messing with me, right?” “No.” “Twilight, is she serious?” “Dead serious. And you know how I am when I joke about something. Again, third-wheeling isn't my thing, so I'll leave you two to talk this out. I'll be in my room working on some stuff if you need me.” A few hours later, Etsuko came into Twilight's room. “So, there's been a change in plans. I'm crashing with him for the next week.”

she looked up and gave a small smile great start. “Well, well, well if it isn’t the loud mouth new kid” well not the reply I was hoping for“My name is Gwen and I don’t like fantasy novels only the cliche ones” “Twilight is a great love story only without Jake though” she laughed really hard before she replied “Now that’s quite ironic coming from a werewolf” WAIT WHAT!!“how did you-“ “You werewolves are so easy to smell cause you stink up the place with your scent” she caught me neatly with that one but I’m not going to lose “And you vampires are always so lonely because you’re scared you’ll feed on your human friends “

"'YOUR' only lead, not ours. You should stop reading those Twilight novels. Next thing, you'll say Taylor Lautner entered your room in the night and whisked you away in his big strong arms." "Stay out of my fanfiction, Dorian! Knock it off!" Maddie growled and punched him on the arm. Scarlett blinked at the thought, Maddie reads Twilight Saga novels? And mostly, she favored werewolves over Vampires. Typical fangirl. But then she wondered if she could ask her if she had the Midnight Sun edition. "Well, I hypothesize that they're an extraterrestrial race posing as humans and they're looking for more hosts," Zack exclaimed.

I guess the whole story about werewolves and vampires not liking each other is, in fact, real. "Hey princess!" The twins suddenly popped up beside my bed while I was deep in thought. Wolves These two are wolves. "Eek!" I screamed and threw a pillow at them. It hit them both on the head. Ren and Dan playfully feinted death. "You guys are not really helping." Nate grumbled as he fixed his coat. He glared at the twins who only stuck their tongue out at him and made funny faces. As if a switch was flipped, Nate's eyebrow began to twitch in annoyance. When the twins didn't stop, Nate rolled his sleeves up and dived at the twins.

I stood up as I ran my hand through my hair dramatically, enjoying the reference of it all. "No twilight had it all wrong" Emma stated nonchalantly, gaining my attention. " I mean it's kinda the same thing as finding a mate though" Ashley added. "I didn't know you guys watched Twilight" I simpered brightly, and I didn't even notice that we were drifting from the important topic. "Who doesn't watch Twilight?" Emma scoffed, at which they all seemed to agree. "So how does it feel to see the wolves on TV knowing you're like that too?" I was a little too excited.

Theron's POV The day of the event was finally here. This is the day I officially put Twilight on the map. Another success to celebrate. Many of my past lovers have been calling nonstop to accompany me to the event but I turned them all down. I don't want any drama tonight so I decided to just go alone.

"Try again in an hour, Preston." Preston laughed like it might be a joke, glanced between them, and decided it wasn't. He retreated toward the bar with considerably less confidence than he'd arrived with. Hannah looked up at Andy, fighting a smile she didn't fully understand. "That was almost embarrassing." "For him." "You didn't even ask if I wanted to keep dancing with you." "Did you?" "Yes," she admitted, before she could decide whether that was wise. "But you should still ask next time."