Twilight Funny Novels & Stories

I wondered why. “Of course they only come out at night,” replied a guy on the other side of the room. “Sunlight burns ’em up.” “No, it doesn’t,” a girl countered. “But sunlight makes their skin sparkle, which gives them away.” I had to work hard to stifle a laugh at that last comment. The girl was clearly a Twilight fan. Sparkling vampires are not something I’ve ever seen or heard of in the real world.

Grace nods no, as in do not engage. I just look elsewhere. You definitely do not go against mama Grace. “Sooo… what movie are we watching?”, trying to change the subject. Ruth comes jogging down the stairs, “ooh Twilight”. In unison, almost everyone in the room yells, ‘no’ before she can say anything further. Her face falls, “ouch, that hurts”. Emma giggles, “Michelle, I will spare you that pain. Sorry Ruth, that movie was terrible”. I start laughing so hard, I shoot coke out my nostril which burns like a son of a bitch. But it was sooo worth it.

"You were crying over some fantasy, how shallow of you." "What? You blame me for crying over Bella and Edward's love story when you cried over Augustus and Hazel's tragic ending?!" "That's way more different. That's realistic, the Twilight series was a fantasy one. I didn't even like vampire and werewolf stories." "Bleh! You don't have a taste when it comes to movies!" "What did you say?! That I don't have a taste, skirt off! I want to see what made you cry!" "Just go out of my bedroom, you were ruining my sorrowful mood!"

If I didn’t walk, his arm would have pushed me again. “What test? Whether or not you could growl me to my death?” “You’re a funny, funny girl.” He gave a peck on my cheek. Those soft, warm, wet lips… and I nearly swooned. “So you saw Twilight? Secretly? I thought you hated it.” “What can I say? I needed to find out why female wolves were crazy about a vampire.” “You found out why?” “Yep. They liked when he sparkled in the sun.” “You’re kidding.”

I said with a calm tone then Bronyium (ghost) and I turned around and began to walk back to the entrance of her home. Twilight looked at me and Bronyium (ghost) walking away “WAIT!” Twilight shouted Bronyium (ghost) and I stopped “sigh what is it now Twilily” I said as I began to tear up. Twilily got off her chair and walked towards me and Bronyium (ghost) I looked at her as my eyes filled with tears Twilight hugged me “I’m sorry Arnee, I feel so bad that the Mane 5 were jealous to you “it’s okay Twilily it’s something that’s way beyond my control” I said, Twilily and I broke the hug “it’s been 25 years since you came into my home back in 2015 Arnee” said Twilight “I know… it’s long overdue

He had been observing the red-haired vampire as she spoke with the other female through the glass doors of the art gallery. “Mason!” Dylan phoned once more. Mason yelled out, "Coming," and started to move with the rest of the group. When Mason joined them, Dylan commented, "So, she was hot, you know, for a dead person." Dylan was a werewolf who was 37 years old and had stopped growing since he was in his late 20s. Like Mason, he was tall and slim, but when his dark hair wasn't tied back, it hung to his shoulders.

she looked up and gave a small smile great start. “Well, well, well if it isn’t the loud mouth new kid” well not the reply I was hoping for“My name is Gwen and I don’t like fantasy novels only the cliche ones” “Twilight is a great love story only without Jake though” she laughed really hard before she replied “Now that’s quite ironic coming from a werewolf” WAIT WHAT!!“how did you-“ “You werewolves are so easy to smell cause you stink up the place with your scent” she caught me neatly with that one but I’m not going to lose “And you vampires are always so lonely because you’re scared you’ll feed on your human friends “

Tyler’s POV “Fifty Shades of Gray? That’s what we are going to watch?!” My little snow flower nodded like a beagle being asked by her master. “I thought we were going to watch a funny movie.” “This is a funny movie,” Elaine reasoned. “At least some part of it. The original trilogy is basically a fanfiction of Twilight, the movie we last watched.” “Twilight? The one where they portray vampires with diamond skin and werewolves that shift with clothes on?”

Tiernan clarified. "The Twilight Princess," Aideen affirmed again. "Do not ever call me that," I ground out. "What's wrong with being the Twilight Princess?" Aideen asked. "Too many damn vampire jokes," I snarled, and Tiernan choked back a laugh. "Vampires?" Aideen looked baffled. "Twilight is the title of a human motion picture about vampires," Tiernan explained. "It's a story; entertainment, like theater." "Which makes that title into a joke." I rolled my eyes. "As if it weren't bad enough to be a fairy princess. I swear; if my skin starts to sparkle, I'm going to scream."

“Ms. Twilight, it’s been a while!” I was a little confused. I had never seen her before. “Madam, I think you mistook me for someone else?” “Ms. Twilight, don’t you recognize me? You helped me settle a court case.” I laughed and said, “Surely you’ve mistaken me for somebody else. I’ve never worked as a lawyer. I run an art studio.” At that moment, Yvonne came out of her room. “Madam Lorde, you really have the wrong person. She isn’t the one who helped you with the court case.”