Twilight Funny Novels & Stories

“You are my light….” Damian started singing while rocking the baby. “No …imbecile, it is you are my sun……” Devin cut him short before starting his own line. “Come on guys, why are you always this stupid? That song has been trending on tik tok for so long and you don’t even know the lyrics? It is, you are my Sunshine …….” Peter said as he laughed. The whole room broke out in a laughter. No one was left behind because Happy made things so simple. With him , there was no arguments or unnecessary fight but a lot of good energy and, in the end, the twins still made everyone’s day.

He nickered at her and shook his head no. “Okay then plan B.” At that moment Belthazar walked behind Duncan and BoldR and pushed them forward. “Hay what gives?” Duncan exclaimed. He then made a cheerful whinny. He then did a little dance. The twins giggled. “ what’s so funny?” Cassia asked. “He w was making a f f funny.” Tink replied still giggling. “Oh. Well you two are burly enough.” Cassia quipped. “Hey we are not beasts of burden.” Duncan complained. “ and I’m not a peasant either.”

If I didn’t walk, his arm would have pushed me again. “What test? Whether or not you could growl me to my death?” “You’re a funny, funny girl.” He gave a peck on my cheek. Those soft, warm, wet lips… and I nearly swooned. “So you saw Twilight? Secretly? I thought you hated it.” “What can I say? I needed to find out why female wolves were crazy about a vampire.” “You found out why?” “Yep. They liked when he sparkled in the sun.” “You’re kidding.”

I said with a calm tone then Bronyium (ghost) and I turned around and began to walk back to the entrance of her home. Twilight looked at me and Bronyium (ghost) walking away “WAIT!” Twilight shouted Bronyium (ghost) and I stopped “sigh what is it now Twilily” I said as I began to tear up. Twilily got off her chair and walked towards me and Bronyium (ghost) I looked at her as my eyes filled with tears Twilight hugged me “I’m sorry Arnee, I feel so bad that the Mane 5 were jealous to you “it’s okay Twilily it’s something that’s way beyond my control” I said, Twilily and I broke the hug “it’s been 25 years since you came into my home back in 2015 Arnee” said Twilight “I know… it’s long overdue

He had been observing the red-haired vampire as she spoke with the other female through the glass doors of the art gallery. “Mason!” Dylan phoned once more. Mason yelled out, "Coming," and started to move with the rest of the group. When Mason joined them, Dylan commented, "So, she was hot, you know, for a dead person." Dylan was a werewolf who was 37 years old and had stopped growing since he was in his late 20s. Like Mason, he was tall and slim, but when his dark hair wasn't tied back, it hung to his shoulders.

Tyler’s POV “Fifty Shades of Gray? That’s what we are going to watch?!” My little snow flower nodded like a beagle being asked by her master. “I thought we were going to watch a funny movie.” “This is a funny movie,” Elaine reasoned. “At least some part of it. The original trilogy is basically a fanfiction of Twilight, the movie we last watched.” “Twilight? The one where they portray vampires with diamond skin and werewolves that shift with clothes on?”

Tiernan clarified. "The Twilight Princess," Aideen affirmed again. "Do not ever call me that," I ground out. "What's wrong with being the Twilight Princess?" Aideen asked. "Too many damn vampire jokes," I snarled, and Tiernan choked back a laugh. "Vampires?" Aideen looked baffled. "Twilight is the title of a human motion picture about vampires," Tiernan explained. "It's a story; entertainment, like theater." "Which makes that title into a joke." I rolled my eyes. "As if it weren't bad enough to be a fairy princess. I swear; if my skin starts to sparkle, I'm going to scream."

It looked like I needed to find someone to talk to. After putting down the paintbrush, I went to Yvonne’s workplace. Yvonne was my high school friend. Later, we enrolled at the same university and naturally became best friends. She was a psychologist. I sat outside her consultation room and waited for her to finish her work. After about ten minutes, an old lady in her fifties or sixties came out of the room. The old lady had a kind face. But she looked a bit depressed and tired. When the old lady saw me, she held my hands in excitement. “Ms. Twilight, it’s been a while!”

Theron's POV The day of the event was finally here. This is the day I officially put Twilight on the map. Another success to celebrate. Many of my past lovers have been calling nonstop to accompany me to the event but I turned them all down. I don't want any drama tonight so I decided to just go alone.

Hi, everyone! It's me, Zhen Xin Xin Thank you for reading Enchanted Twilight. As it reached the end of this story, I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing this book. If you are interested, you can go to my profile and look for my other books: Choosing Between Dragon and Werewolf (Completed) Our Agreement (Completed) His Last Wish (Completed) Breaking Free from the Billionaire (Ongoing) Once more, I wish to express my gratitude to all the readers.