Fifty Shades Of Ugly
"That toad Ursula just doesn't know when to keep her tongue from flapping."
Chelsea's mind wandered back to the woman with the puffy face. "Her name is Ursula? What is this, a twisted remake of The Little Mermaid?" he quipped, earning a scathing glance from Ethel.
She gritted her teeth and snorted, "I think that bump on your head did more damage than we thought, you're sounding dumber by the minute!"
"Says the person who pushed me into having that bump!" Chelsea snarled, his eyes flashing with anger.