Voldemort Funny Novels & Stories

I asked, he gave me sarcastic look, I gave him the what did I say look. "That is not Dorothy father, dummy". I glared at him for calling me dummy. "What, that was what your mate called me also, I see no reason why I shouldn't use it on you ". This guy is crazy I thought to myself. "The black wolf is your voldermort, I hope you remember what I mean". He said, before I could process what he just said, he turned back into his brown wolf, my sweeter falls round him and he ran out of the forest without looking back.

She mimicked his words. Vladimir straightened up at once, rage tensing up his chest. “I can't believe mum would do this to you? Why?” The spell completely shattered. Ivy broke out laughing. A laughter that went on well into a minute. And as she laughed, Vladimir just watched, confused to his bones.

She didn’t go into too much detail, but shortly after meeting him he offered her a job at the palace. I felt a sense of liberation in my newfound freedom. Instead of worrying about being ridiculed or lashed out at, everyone I had met so far, besides Sarah, was very pleasant to me. I couldn't understand what Sarah’s problem was, however, it was evident that her conversation with me at the ball was a ruse to get rid of me. After it failed, she stuck her nose up at me. Thankfully Geegee felt the same way as I did about Sarah. We called her Voldemort or “she who shall not be named.” A running joke that we didn’t dare let anyone hear us say.

"I can buy you a new kidney. Just say the word and agree to be mine." I froze. "What?" He blinked innocently"Nothing, I said, what would you like to eat,” I narrowed my eyes and grabbed the menu. “Pretty sure you didn’t say that.” “Pretty sure you imagined something else. Maybe you're already falling for me.” “That's not how that works,” I said quietly. He went quiet too, staring at me. He seemed like he wanted to say something but thought better of it. I scanned the menu, squinting. “Why does everything sound like a spell? Risotto al tartufo nero,what am I summoning? Voldemort?”

THE HEAD WITCH cackled with laughter. "A curse?" "How is it funny?" Vladimir growled. "You can't find the humor?" The witch asked. "All these unnatural years of living must have taken your sense of humor away..." "Oh, I have a sense of humor, alright," Vladimir advanced on her threateningly. "Imagine how funny it would be if I dismembered you and delivered each of your body parts to every coven I come across." The witch gulped, but she said, "Threats from the likes of you don't scare me."

Vincent said begrudgingly, and his adorable face turned red from anger. He whipped out the magic wand that Zayn bought for him as a souvenir from Universal Studios. Vincent snarled, "I'm going to use Avada Kedavra on Bad Daddy!" Larissa didn't know what to say. "That's it," she thought. Avada Kedavra was the strongest spell. Vincent had always used harmless tools like the Crawly Dust or Burpy Dust to prank others. But if he intended to use Avada Kedavra, he must've been pissed.

said Jackson . "You are kidding aren't you ?" asked Cynthia . "Of course he is kidding .Do you really think vampires exist Cynthia ?" exclaimed Sheldon . "Yeah I know .They don't exist . Maybe" said Cynthia . "What the hell do you mean by maybe Cynthia ?" asked Sheldon . "They might exist I mean even in harry potter books they were mentioned .Students had to write a essay on how to fight them or something ."added Davina . "Seriously guys ! Seriously ." snapped Sheldon.

“I like nap. But only if nobody says I have to.” Theo let out a low laugh. “You really went and made two humans who are the perfect combination of every annoying thing in your genetics.” I shot him a look. “Excuse you? Those blue eyes and that steel jaw are not from me, thanks.” Theo went quiet for a beat, something flickering in his eyes. That name we never said out loud, but that always hung there like a shadow in the corner of the room, slipped between us for a second. Italian Voldemort.

When he tried to do so during my childhood, I taught him a lesson with my pranks. Pranks? On Elder Vladimir? The head of the elder council by a mere pup? ‘’Alright.’’ I bring my gaze back to the screen of my laptop, not believing that from Alaric. ‘’Hey, I’m telling the truth, Selena.’’ He leans forward with his hands on the table, his lips in a frown. ‘’I actually played pranks on Elder Vladimir.’’ ‘’Okay.’’ ‘’Ever wonder why he’s bald despite being a werewolf, I did that to him.’’ Alaric reveals proudly

Violet “Is that you-know-who?” I lowered my voice to a whisper even though he most likely could hear our every word, down to the ragged breaths I let out. “Voldemort?” Olive replied instantly, but this time her sense of humor wasn’t a comfort, not when Hael had gone out of his way to threaten me against coming here. “No, much worse.” “Does he look angry?” I couldn’t help but ask, scolding both Lacey and me for the shiver of glee that tickled my spine from the thought.