Voldemort Funny Novels & Stories

"No, you're not, I mean you are a good sorcerer and good at what you do. As a wolf that almost lost his powers, it's sort of difficult for me. I haven't been able to wolf out fully ever since the potion," I said in a low mass tone and Vladimir seemed to have noticed my shift in mood as he moved closer to me as I was seated on my bed.

A beautiful woman with a frown on her face said immediately she sighted the boys running towards her. "Mother!" Damien squealed like a child before hugging his mom making her chuckle in the process. "You cheated." Voldemort said, hitting Damien on his chest while they both laughed. "We are sorry Mother, Damien was just been so playful." Voldemort reported, pecking his mom on her cheeks. "Hmm, yummy" Damien yelled from the dinning room with a mouthful of pancakes. "Pancakes!" Voldemort exclaimed as he supersped to the dinning room leaving the woman outside who in turn laughed before joining the boys inside.

Suddenly he got hit by Nirav’s toy car. “Ouch. Have you gone mad Little mouse?”, Vir shouted at Dhara. “How dare you say that I look like Bellatrix? You look more like Lord Voldemort you noseless species”, Dhara shouted at Vir. “For your kind information I have a nose. So I am not Lord Voldemort.”, Vir said giving a tongue out to Dhara. “You are a beast.”, Dhara threw another toy of Nirav to Vir. But this time Vir caught it. “Yes I am a beast. I thought I will end up with my beauty not a little mouse like you. See my fate”, he fake cried.

"I'm doing fine thanks." "Now I bet you lying cause you didn't bring any boyfriend here. How can you go that long without any vitamin D hun?" Maybe I forgot to mention that my aunt is also very bold. "Jeez, Aunty." "I'm just saying. When Carl was still alive, there wasn't a day where we didn't fuck you know." I scrunched my face not wanting to have those kinds of memories of my dead uncle. "Too much info Aunty." "Deal with it hun, you're with me for the whole weekend." ~~~

“I told you it was fucking him.” Vladimir’s neck veins surface. Two steps forward and his voice thickens into his accent and the red patch gets even more visible. He looks fucking hilarious. "What the fuck is funny? " He questions, voice thick and livid in his accent that is a little hard to get- Like english involved in belly dance “Your face,” I start. “Seems like you got tagged too. Should’ve come out when Caden asked.” Vladimir’s jaw unhinges

"Let us celebrate, everyone here should enjoy the fun, no one amongst us should be left aside, there are enough drinks, drugs, and the best part of it is that there are enough bitches," zoella said as the crowd burst into laughter. "Really? But I haven't seen any bad bitch yet, all I can see here, are flat asses and tight pussies." One of the vampires said, his name is, he is a very dangerous, fearless and wicked sadist, he can kill anybody at any time,

Vladimir frowned. I had no idea what he meant by that and seeing as he was staring at me, I knew he was trying to read my mind but I already blocked him out years ago. There was no way I was going to let a vampire like Vladimir read my mind. "I see you have no idea that your mate is half-witch! You must be stupid then," he mocked. "I'll see you again old friend and make sure you watch over your mate, she will be seeing a lot of me soonest," Vladimir laughed hysterically and disappeared right in front of me.

He might be able to stop the voodoo worm, but he was not able to kill it or expel it right away. “Stop wasting your energy.” Cyclops ridiculed and teased, “I put the Castilan Voodoom Worm into her drink, and it’s already in her brain now. If you can’t cure it within a certain period of time, the worm will eat her brain. Then…” His gaze turned frantic as he scoffed. “She will die a terrible and slow death. I bet it will be a scene to look forward to! And, you can only cure the spell with a specific antidote. Nothing else works. Hahahaha!”

I said off the top of my head as i ran my fingers under the tap. “Well there’s this w******p broad—” “Not the w******p broadcasts” I added and we both shared a laugh on how ridiculous those can be. About the fruits that have been injected something poisonous or the supposed demonic cartoons for the kids. And even how the covid vaccines were an elaborate plan to reduce population.

"In books I have travelled,not only to other worlds, but into my own " I abruptly slammed the brakes . Samuel got up with a start from the backseat and Scar continued with her rhyme "Jingle bells, umbridge smells, losers go away. Draco's hot Voldemorts not, Hogwarts all the way hey!!" Sam and me turned our heads towards scar simultaneously. We looked at her for a while , she stopped singing and Sam was the first to break the silence