Voldemort Funny Novels & Stories

She said with a frown and a cute pout. Harry was going to tell her something when Vidhant cut him off and while giving him a wink, said to Swara, “I think he is a vampire, as I also doubt him, you know once I saw him drinking something red,” Vidhant said in a most serious tone. Harry just turned his face to control his laughter after hearing the cold-blooded lie of Vidhant.

So long that dust had thickly coated it but somehow, it still seemed to be boiling. Picking it up, I approached the doctor and asked him about it. His eyes widened, confirming my suspicion that it was indeed strange. "Where did you find that? I thought I had disposed of it. That is an extract of Voldemort root. It is a poison that kills a human within an hour so, I would advise that you return it. I wouldn't want to be the reason why your master loses a maid." I smiled faintly as I returned to the stall. By the time I returned, the doctor had finished packing and handed the basket to me.

Even if he and Susan were not involved so much with the British Wizard community, they still received news from it and read some of the new printed books. "It's a stupid name, 'Voldemort'. It means 'flight of death'. Really smug of him. But to each his drug…" Joan commented about the terrorist's name. The wizards in the room were looking at the group with wide eyes in silence, just for it to be broken by a bark like laugh from the rugged Auror Moody. "I'm really starting to like you people." "That's enough. We have a job to do here. Auror Shacklebolt, secure Pettigrew for immediate interrogation."

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

Even if they don't know the Mastermind very well, this crossbreed jackass has the only connection they can use. "If you stop killing me with that sharp look, I might tell you what I had in mind," Vladimir said and laugh to his heart's content, leaving Narco and Lyric audibly sighed. They couldn't understand how this bonehead's entrails works but they'd memorized everything that came out of his mouth.

The anger that once lingered in his eyes was replaced with sadness. “He was my first friend in this lifetime,” he said slowly. “I told myself I wasn’t going to have any more human friends after the last few died. But this guy always had a way of making others laugh, including me. He convinced me to go bar hopping with him and I had to pretend to be drunk…” “Vampires can’t get drunk?” I asked, raising my brows. He shook his head. “Not like humans can,” he answered. “Noah was easy to get along with and women loved him.

But later on, the dropping of his jaw was replaced by a smile on his lips that eventually turned into an irritating laugh, which was followed by his followers - or rather, his men. Vildamir and his julalay laughed sarcastically, as if he was mocking us. What was so funny about Vixen's words? As far as I know, there's nothing funny about it, so what's going on? Or maybe they're really psycho? I was about to ask those questions to him, but Vixen beat me to it. "What are you laughing about?" Vixen asked, raising her eyebrow. "Is there something funny about what I said?"

I pretend to think about his question placing my hand on my chin and looking up at the sky as I swirl around in my chair. “I doubt, I’m not really a big fan of keeping the devil that close as a pet” Harry seemed to find this very funny as he couldn’t stop laughing, I stared at him. Just laughing for a little before I joined in with a slight giggles. It was actually quite reliving. “What’s so funny?”

But I was too busy with the Sudoku I was playing that I forgot to shut the door. Valtor: Finally, we meet. It's time for you to submit to me, pet. Your time to live freely is up. I rolled my eyes in annoyance as I heard the lamest villain speech in my life. I turned around and found myself surrounded by almost a hundred vampires. Valtor was standing behind them all. I smirked because I knew he was afraid of the monster everyone feared. Moon: Seriously. You could not come up with something more exciting. Dude, that's the lamest villain dialogue I have ever heard. Believe me, you are not cool.

The twins just smiled with Creed except for Fin who had no emotion. "Thank you for tirelessly reaching out to help vampire high to make it to this year." Said Chairman So everyone applauded. That's how rich the Vaughns are, sir. "Ladies and Gentleman, students of Vampire High, let's not prolong the most awaited game of all. Are you all ready ?!" "Yes!" "I can't here you!" "Yes!" "Aye aye captain!" I shout reason for looking at me the Vaughn's "Ughm ... The sponge bob." I said so they laughed, of course except for Fin.