Caught on Camera
On the last trip before Zeke Malone and I were set to register our marriage, someone clamped a hand over my mouth and dragged me into the bushes to assault me.
Zeke and my sister, Crystal Bianco, arrived just in time to "save" me.
That was when I heard Zeke switch to French and ask her, "Did you get enough footage just now?"
"Yeah," Crystal answered back in French. "But isn't this unfair to Lizzie?"
Zeke's voice turned grave. "The man was only acting. He never actually went through with it. We just needed the footage. As long as I don't hold it against her, that's all that matters.
"Besides, you could win a Pulitzer for breaking this story. That's what actually matters here."
I lay in