We Re Two Halves Of A Whole Idiot Novels & Stories

I felt so torn. My human half was repulsed, but my vampire half was desperate to reach for the glass and start gulping down the thick crimson liquid. I just sat there, waiting for my body to decide which half would win out. “You need to drink it. If you don’t, you will get poorly.” I looked up at Mum, but I knew there was nothing but disdain on my face. It was her fault, all of it. She had caused me to be two competing halves by giving in to my dad. I wasn’t sure whether I wanted to be a human or a vampire, but I did know that being half and half was torture.

"Oh my gods, you are impossible." He hums in approval. "I try." I squeeze my eyes shut and take a deep breath. "What do you want?" "Hmm." He pretends to think. "Meat. The good kind. None of that overcooked human nonsense." "Fine." "And you have to admit I’m the superior half of us." "Absolutely not." "Then I’m not shifting." I curse under my breath. "Fine, Aries. You’re the superior half of us." "Louder."

“I do not think you understand just how far from ‘ideal’ that is.” How the fuck did I fall for an idiot?

I’d pushed him away, thinking he was the villain… “I’m such an idiot,” I whispered to myself. “God, I’m such a damn idiot.” “I swear,” I muttered, yanking at my IV, “if I could walk, I’d drag this pole to that wedding and slap Alora so hard she’d forget her name.” “Her parents, too. Maybe Dorian’s stepmother for dessert.”

I couldn't help it, the absurdity of it, the distance between who we'd been on that piece of paper and who we'd actually become, the fact that we could stand here now, married twice over, two children's worth of chaos behind us if you counted Mitchell as an honorary third, and laugh about how little either of us had understood what we were starting. "We were so young," I said. "Not in age. Just…. in everything else." "We were idiots," Kian said. "Both of us. Separately and together." "Spectacular idiots though. I mean, look where we are now." Kian smiled and kissed my lips,"The best kind." ---

Aston's words struck me like a thunderbolt, roaring and ringing in my ears. I could see Mom and Dad turning increasingly pale while our creditors exchanged glances with each other before pulling out their loan agreements. The total amount of those agreements was more than enough to financially ruin our family forever. I stammered, "P-Please, don't do this." Tamara tugged on Aston's shirt hem and said, "She's still Hailey's mom after all. You shouldn't push things too far."

Who knows🤷🏼‍♂️ You: I will smack the sass right out of you with the chancla! My idiot❤️: Bitch, come at me!!😤 You: Homeboy growing some guts. You better keep that same energy when I catch you outside😤 My idiot❤️: You bet I will. Not gonna lie, I'm deadass tired rn😅 You: Same😅 My idiot❤️: Imma go to bed. Goodnight, sweet dreams. Love you❤️ You: Same, goodnight. My idiot❤️: Hunter

Son of a biscuit " You're an idiot " " 2-1. I'll get you again babe. " " Bastard. " I slump into the chair. " You'll see, I'll message with the plane tomorrow " " I'd love to see you try. " " I will " " Yea and I'd also love to see you explode. " " We're dying together ". " I always keep a parachute in check, idiot " " Make it two " " No " " Fuck off "

I just want to have him, the only person who can understand me fully and wholly, who can love and adore me as who I actually am, and who can accept me as his soul mate. “I’m half happy, and another half is my unhappiness. So, I’ll try to search for my other half happiness in my own way. I don’t want to be half happy and half unhappy like this. You can judge me as an egoistic person, but I really want to be fully happy. It’s been enough for me to live in a half happy and half unhappy life all these several years. I don’t want to lead such a life like that anymore…” Eriwan walked closer and closer to his younger brother. Erito began to feel more jumpy and more nervous within the tick-tock of t

Devon simply crash landed a sigh, and thought of how stupid he must have made Adrian feel for imposing on his person with such a request. "Stupid me!" He cursed himself under his breath. "Of course he doesn't want to play for so many sensitive reason..." He kept the cursing going in his mind. "I'm such a fool!" Adrian got into the empty hallway. Too empty that he could hear the subtleness of his feet. Not surprising, most were either at the game, home or someplace less boring. But something wasn't right. A quick bang from the other end of the hallway broke the serenity. He ignored it as he knew that it might as well be some nerd spending extra time in school.