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Her Painful Revenge

Her Painful Revenge

I am also interested in her My pick-up lines were lame and gross, good thing I only keep it with myself "Ah I thought you were young, about sixteen like that or seventeen hihi", I was shocked at she said, is that a pick-up line? Did she felt tingles all over his body just because of that? I approached her and looked at her face to make sure, it's as if you can't identify if she's still tingled, or she's just plasticizing that man Maybe she's doing sales talk on him, and she wants our bill to lessen
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The Boyfriend App

The Boyfriend App

| Or, | Are you water? No. Why? Because I can drink Sprite all day every day, but you’re the only one that can quench my thirst. | Or, | Are you the sea? No. Why? Because I feel dizzy when I’m in your arms but when I’m gazing at you, I feel calm. | Those are my own humble creation and here are some sciencey pick-up lines I collated from the Net (which, thankfully, is back at my imaginary fingertips): | Are you the square root of negative one?
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An Omegas Hope

An Omegas Hope

I want to keep her mind off of Stacey and the perfect opportunity comes up when I hear a guy spilling out one awful chat-up line to a girl at the bar. "did you just hear that guy?" I chuckle out to her. "no, what did he say?" "he just went up to that girl at the bar and said if I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?" "oh no, haha, that poor girl!" her laugh lights up my world and I want to keep hearing it. "yup, what's the worst chat-up line that someone has used on you?" "hmm, Savannah, Mia, Paige and I went to Rogers bar a few months ago and a guy comes up to me while I was at the bar waiting for our drinks and said are you a parking ticket? because you've got FI
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Skylar's Revenge

Skylar's Revenge

I know he's Chase, one of the 'populars', so why is he talking to me? "What do you want?" I said harshly, but I don't think he got that I didn't want to talk to him because he just smiled flirtatiously at me. "Someone better call God, because I think he lost an Angel." he smirks at me. I give him a straight face. That's the worst pick up line ever. "No someone better call the devil because I escaped from hell." I said sarcastically "Hey baby girl what's your code."he asked
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One Night Stand

One Night Stand

"Mr Nick Winston, that was the worst pick up line I've ever heard for the record." The girl beside me laughed and gave thumbs up to Elena saying, "That was a bummer!" Elena laughed together with her. "Then I'll make it only for me." Elena pleaded me, "Ah! No. I need too. Please. I came to eat your cooking. Um… that was the best pickup line ever. It was the first time I heard it. And it's true." She said to that girl, "Mind your business. He's the best." "Go and Look in that row. I'll come after getting here."
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The Work of Grace

The Work of Grace

No wonder the poor guy fails. Quietly, I wonder why my friends—many guys, in fact—think a girl appreciates fancy pickup lines. Or some smolder face. Or ridiculous, practiced moves designed to be charming. I prefer to avoid coming off like a dude with “mad game” and it pays off in spades, even without my trying.
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Coming Home to You

Coming Home to You

Is this guy serious? "Are you shitting me right now? That has to be the worst pickup line I've ever heard." Dels says while narrowing her eyes at the boys. Next to her Tess also looks less than impressed. The chumps are not done yet though, "Let's play Titanic. You'll be the iceberg and I'll go down." The other boy says as we finally make it back to where the girls are sitting. "Wow. Congratulations." Tess says while slow clapping. "That one was even worse."
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A Deal with the Devil

A Deal with the Devil

*wink*' The text was supposed to a flirty pick-up line or something funny. Unfortunately, my brain had still not changed gears and the only words my eyes highlighted were –I have been told. Told by who? How many girls had he massaged? Oh yes, he's a player, the count would be over the fifties. Again impulsively I typed. 'Oh yeah of course you have been told, I forgot you were a player. I can manage, thank you very much.'
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Keromokona
Totally enjoyed this book! Love the bickering of the main leads and the friendships amongst the group. Minor errors but does not affect the general feel of the book. Glad I decided to read this. Keep up the good work! ...
Allie
I really enjoyed this book. It made me laugh and cry. Appreciate the connection with that was shared between the friends and family. I also enjoyed the way the author tied in the crime / mystery into the book.
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The Alpha Is My Mate.

The Alpha Is My Mate.

He was a stranger, yet he looked like someone I had met before, my brain couldn’t process where we had met but this stranger felt familiar. He tilted his head towards me and said, “Why do I feel I know this scent.” He inhaled more but I tried to mask the feelings he was creating in me, his voice was alluring. “Was that one of your pick-up lines, oh please, it’s old, how old are you?” I asked avoiding his gaze while shutting my eyes tight, with my thighs pressed tightly together. He moved his eyes to my legs and murmured.
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If you’re looking to charm someone, I've always been a fan of 'Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.' It’s classic and has that playful mystery to it. Another one I enjoy is 'Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.' Cute, charming, and the right amount of cheesy! The right line can break the ice and create a spark. Just remember, confidence is key! Overall, being genuine goes a long way, so pick a line that feels like you!

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