Weird Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

I clinked my glass against his and took a long sip, the alcohol burning its way down my throat. “So,” he said, leaning closer. “Whoever he is, he must be a fool to make a woman like you unhappy.” I arched an eyebrow. “Is that your attempt at a pick-up line?” “Did it work?” he asked, grinning. I couldn’t help but smile. “Maybe.”

“Hey lovely “. A male voice greeted I smiled, thinking it was going to be Alvise but the smile fell off my face when I saw who it was. The long-haired guy from the other day “Hey” I greeted back and immediately turned to focus on my phone “Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot” he winked I whipped my head and gave him a confused look Where did that even come from? I pretended not to hear him “So tell me, do you work at Home Depot ?” He asked Not another pickup line please . “Um… no. Why?” I replied quickly, trying my best to appear busy so he’d get the hint and walk off

I guess I could admire that. "So, are these your pick-up lines or something?" I tried to sound annoyed, but I think I’m failing. "The real question is—is it working?" He wiggled his eyebrows again. I shifted my gaze back to the crowd as I sipped my juice. "I’m rather unimpressed."