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Coming Home to You
Is this guy serious?
"Are you shitting me right now? That has to be the worst pickup line I've ever heard." Dels says while narrowing her eyes at the boys. Next to her Tess also looks less than impressed.
The chumps are not done yet though, "Let's play Titanic. You'll be the iceberg and I'll go down." The other boy says as we finally make it back to where the girls are sitting.
"Wow. Congratulations." Tess says while slow clapping. "That one was even worse."
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Bitter Sugar Daddy
There, honesty is the best policy.
"You're like the ice. You're ice prince." I'm vomiting words right now, even telling him the nickname I invented for him. That's it. Stop, Evie. Stop. Shut up. Shut uppp!
"Maybe I can warm you up with a date?"
Bahahahaha what a cheesy come back. Is this one of those lame pick up line? The one you used during your high school era? Which is... what? Twenty years ago? Bahahahaha!
"You're weird." I am still laughing when he fixes himself back to the steering wheel and gives a signal to bring the car back to the main road.
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Together With Love
He cut me off and he held a sexy smirk in his face and said,
"Because you set my heart on fire." He wiggled his eyebrows.
Should I laugh?
This is so funny.
Still the pick up line worked on me.
"You have the worst pick up line ever. No wonder why you are single!" I teased him as he pouted his lips showing a sad expression.
I pecked his pouted lip and ruffled his hair.
"You're such a child!" I laughed. He laughed along with me not knowing why we were laughing.
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After The Night
The sound of his laughter worked effectively in breaking the stare, "You couldn't be any more original? That one won't work on me!"
She didn't know what he really meant and answered with a confused 'huh'.
With eyes lowered to his feet and the ghost of a smile still evident on his face, he explained, "It's a very common pick up line you know."
"That wasn't a pickup line! I meant genuinely!" Eira defended herself and even though she had been honest, her cheeks burnt for some unfathomable reason.
Slightly annoyed, she exhaled a sharp breath and saw a frown form on Nate's face. Was he offended?
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Her Painful Revenge
I am also interested in her
My pick-up lines were lame and gross, good thing I only keep it with myself
"Ah I thought you were young, about sixteen like that or seventeen hihi", I was shocked at she said, is that a pick-up line? Did she felt tingles all over his body just because of that?
I approached her and looked at her face to make sure, it's as if you can't identify if she's still tingled, or she's just plasticizing that man
Maybe she's doing sales talk on him, and she wants our bill to lessen
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Hellmatch: The Mafia's Heir
Not understanding how to interact, I started awkwardly,
" Hi..I..I am Kiera Stevens.."
He gave me a toothy smile, flattering,
" I know..I mean, our fathers have already shared everything, isn't it? By the way, I am Kevin Morgan. I must say that you are far more beautiful than I thought."
I blushed slightly at his remark but secretly rolled my eyes in annoyance. Gosh! It was the lamest pick up lines that I had listened in school days. I cleared my throat to get to the point straightforward,
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Claimed by the Wildwoods Pack: Her Triad Fate
worked too.
“How’s your luck been with men?” Gerri asked, her tone casual but probing.
Tally didn’t bother sugarcoating it. “Awful. I only attract jerks or the weirdest rejects from some bizarro dating pool.”
“Really?” Gerri tilted her head. “But you’re such a stunning woman.”
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The Boyfriend App
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Those are my own humble creation and here are some sciencey pick-up lines I collated from the Net (which, thankfully, is back at my imaginary fingertips):
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Are you the square root of negative one?
No. Why?
Because there’s no way you can be real.
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Are you copper?
No. Why?
Because I always CU in my dreams.
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Are you the square root of two?
No. Why?
Because I’m irrational around you.
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Are you vaporizing from a solid state?
No. Why?
Because I think you’re absolutely sublime.
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Dear Ex Wife, Please take me back
he says, flashing me a grin that could probably melt steel.
He's pick up line is totally cliche, but I feel he knows that, and it seems fun to him. Normally, such attitude would repel me, but this one seems bearable, or maybe I'm just desperate for conversation. So I don't cry myself out in the bathroom.
I shake my head, my lips twitching.
"That's pretty lame."
"Is it? I better work on my lines then." He glances over my shoulder, as if wondering who I was running from. "So? What's got you running like you’re about to set fire to the whole place?"
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Bearing Triplets After Forced Marriage
Terry tossed the mop aside, running over to sit next to Cindy.
He looked down at the handsome man in the phone and after a quick glance, shook his head, “Cindy Mommy, none of them are good enough for you!”
“Ah...” Cindy was stunned!
“Sweetie, they’re all super handsome. Don’t you like any of them?” Cindy looked at the little one with a playful twinkle in her eyes.
Terry said proudly, “Even with a ten-level beauty filter, I’m still handsome.”
Cindy understood!
“Oh, then never mind. I’ll just look for someone in real life, none of them are suitable for me online.” Cindy seemed a bit frustrated.
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Frequently Asked Questions
If you’re looking to charm someone, I've always been a fan of 'Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.' It’s classic and has that playful mystery to it. Another one I enjoy is 'Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.' Cute, charming, and the right amount of cheesy! The right line can break the ice and create a spark. Just remember, confidence is key! Overall, being genuine goes a long way, so pick a line that feels like you!
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