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I'm due for a promotion when I stumble upon my husband entangled with his childhood sweetheart. After that, I'm secretly admitted to a psychiatric facility. I repeatedly tell the doctors that I'm fine, but all I get is worse abuse and humiliation. When Howard Armstrong visits me every month, I beg him to get me out. Each time, he says, "This is a proper establishment, so you have to follow the doctor's instructions. Don't be unreasonable!" On the day I'm discharged, he speaks to me tenderly and calls me his honey. Later, when I place a divorce agreement before him, he breaks down in tears.

Nag-iisa niyang tinaguyod ni Unique ang kanyang pamilya kaya bukod sa pagtitinda ng balut sa gabi ay naisip niya na magtrabaho bilang secretary sa malaking building na naghahanap ng secretary, dahil confidence siya na matatanggap siya sa trabaho dahil nakapagtapos naman siya ng highschool. Pero sa pag-apply niya ng trabaho at sa pag-aakala ni Unique na natanggap ito bilang sekretarya ang maging trabaho niya pero iyon pala ay magpanggap si Unique na anak sa nagmamay-ari ng building na tinatrabahuan nito. Kaya niya bang tanggapin ang alok nito kapalit ng malaking halaga para sa kanyang pamilya? Hanggang kailan ang kaya niyang magpanggap kung sa kabila ng lahat may nararamdaman na siya na pag-ibig sa anak ng kanyang tinuturing na magulang?

เรามาขึ้นสวรรค์ชั้นเจ็ดกันไหมครับ แนน หญิงสาวที่ไม่เคยมีประสบการณ์ความรัก แต่ดันสอบสัมภาษณ์เป็นพนักงานคอลเซ็นเตอร์ แผนก Call love ซึ่งให้บริการให้คำปรึกษาปัญหาความรัก รวมไปถึงเรื่องบนเตียง แต่งานนี้เธอกลับโดนเจ้าของบริษัทอย่างเควินที่ปลอมตัวเป็นลูกค้าโดยใช้ชื่อว่าคีย์ โทรเข้าไปใช้บริการและหาโอกาสทำความรู้จักกับพนักงานสาว โดยเดินหน้าเข้าหาแบบทุ่มสุดตัว เรื่องราวต่อจากนี้จะเป็นอย่างไร มาช่วยแนนจับโป๊ะเจ้านายคนนี้ และยิ้มไปด้วยกันในนิยายนะคะ งานนี้บอกเลยว่ามีแต่ความโบ๊ะบ๊ะ ขายขำ และคลั่งรักกันแบบฟิน ๆ

This is a story of a poor girl Emily whose only goal is to excel in studies and become a famous fashion designer so that she can support her mother who is her only family. After getting a scholarship from a prestigious Academy, Emily moves to a small town Odessa with her mother to achieve her goals but the woods in the small town calls her soul! Emily realises that she was Clara in her previous life who was in deep love with Edward and they managed to flee from the cruel world and started a life in the very woods of Odessa more than a century back! But even then, their love story remained incomplete since both Clara and Edward were killed. In the present life Emily meets Edward again but he is reborn as Adrian Fords, a rich Billionaire who is not only a womanizer and an arrogant and rude man but he hates Emily! How will Emily touch his heart and make him remember their past life? Will he be able to remember at all? I am sure you all will love this story as it will be thrilling as well as intriguing! How will she be able to fulfil their destiny? Will they be able to complete their love story and have a life together? Let us find out!! :)

Rose a Luna, lives a simple, innocent life in a small village with her mother and younger brother Little did she know that a monster from a past she knows nothing about hunts her down It takes one day for everything to change- she's going to discover the biggest secret of her life Will she be strong enough to handle the truth? And can she escape afterwards?

To make me "obedient", my parents send me to a reform center. There, I'm tortured until I lose control of my bladder. My mind breaks, and I'm stripped naked. I'm even forced to kneel on the ground and be treated as a chamber pot. Meanwhile, the news plays in the background, broadcasting my younger sister's lavish 18th birthday party on a luxury yacht. It's all because she's naturally cheerful and outgoing, while I'm quiet and aloof—something my parents despise. When I return from the reform center, I am exactly what they wanted. In fact, I'm even more obedient than my sister. I kneel when they speak. Before dawn, I'm up washing their underwear. But now, it's my parents who've gone mad. They keep begging me to change back. "Angelica, we were wrong. Please, go back to how you used to be!"

"I love you very much dad, but we've talked about this. I'm not getting married now... or later even, so stop trying to convince me, it won't work." *************** Meet Amelia Phidelia Naa Shika Washington, a twenty-six year old black American woman who has assured herself and everyone else around her that she would never be tied down to any man in marriage. But despite her staunch belief in her assertion, her mother, Kelly Shirley Washington... a loving, religious mum, and drama queen extraordinaire seems to have other plans. Watch the drama unfold, as Mia battles her mother in a never-ending clash of wills, while dealing with an uncontrollable crush on her boss, and a huge pain in her ass... Antonio Valdez. This is war. But who will emerge victorious? Why don't you read and find out?

She looked at her with contempt, her red heels clicking on the ground. A sinister smile is plastered on her face full of malice. "Whatever you do, he's mine. Even if you go back in time, he's always be mine." Then the man beside the woman with red heels, snaked his hands on her waist. "You'll never be my partner. You're a trash!" The pair walked out of that dark alley and left her coughing blood. At the last seconds of her life, her lifeless eyes closed. *** Jade angrily looked at the last page of the book. She believed that everyone deserves to be happy. She heard her mother calling for her to eat but reading is her first priority. And so, until she felt dizzy reading, she fell asleep. *** Words she can't comprehend rang in her ears. She's now the 'Heather' in the book. [No, I won't change the story. I'll just watch on the sidelines.] This is what she believed not until... "Stop slandering Heather unless you want to lose your necks." That was the beginning of her new life as a character. Cover Illustration: JEIJANDEE (follow her on IG with the same username) Release Schedule: Every Saturday NOTE: This work is undergoing major editing (grammar and stuffs) and hopefully will be finished this month, so expect changes. Thank you~!

I'm accidentally pushed off a cliff when my fiancé and I are enjoying the sunset. I end up with grave injuries. As I drift in and out of consciousness, I hear Eric Bartholomew speaking to a doctor. "Gamma Derrina's injuries aren't that severe, Alpha. She can be treated even without her womb being removed!" "Shut up! Do it because I say it needs to be done. Don't forget that I'm the Alpha here—all you need to do is obey me! Only if Derrina loses her womb can my and Phyllis' pup to become the wolf pack's heir. "Use copious amounts of sedatives on her. I don't want her to wake up on the wedding day. She'll be sad if she sees that the bride isn't her." I open my eyes and look at Eric standing outside the room. He's like a monster with hands that can end lives. I'll make his wish come true since he wants to marry that weak Omega. I make a call. "I agree with the thing you asked me about before." The person on the other end of the line laughs. "The Moon Goddess loves the wise."

Dawn Lewis and David Empire are sweet and lovey-dovey couple since they were in college. They were so in love to each other every single day. Until one day, Dawn suddenly asking for breaks up. He wanted to end their relationship. David didn't agree, he asked Dawn what's his reasons but Dawn didn't give him answered. Then at the end, David never agree instead he walk outside their house then go somewhere to cool off his head But he didn't know that Dawn planning to leave that night. Dawn disappear in 5 years and never came back. But fate never fails. They meet again in unexpected event. They become coworkers. David become his boss. Dawn become his secretary. What will happen to their feelings? It is remaining pure or it become nothing. Is their feeling for each other has a change to forget everything in the past or it will turn everything in the past.