Wingman Memes Novels & Stories

"Look at his reaction! I bet it's definitely love turned into hatred. He deliberately leaked the defensive strategy to the opponents as revenge. Disgusting." "Did you manage to recover the files?" Ian asked, interrupting them. "All recovered!" Seconds later, countless intimate photos of Ian and me were projected onto the massive screen. The entire office fell into a deathly silence. Ian's face froze. However, a split second later, he laughed coldly and pointed at the screen mockingly. "You really are my biggest fan after all, Claude Manning. Where did you get all these photos from? Did you seriously edit my face into every single one of your photos?"

I'm grateful for the government of the day and for this opportunity to hear from the people but we shouldn't open our doors and our ears to hear crabs and nonsense from gangsters. He spoke so calmly due to his age as he stretched his hands to Jefsexy and his crew. “How on earth do you ever imagine a man fucking a man and it seats down well with you?." “The anus isn't meant for fucking but for you to used it for your damned poop.” “ It's so irritating and disgusting when ever I hear a man will have the audacity to fuck a fellow man man.” Mr. Kitty said a little bit loud as his voice began to show his anger gradually.

Lyra I return to my desk. I open I*******m. My DMs are flooded. Messages of support. Insults. Hideous edits with my blurred photo and vicious captions. People asking me "why I messed everything up," as if the collapse were mine alone. And then, I come across a post from Cassandre, that woman wants to drive me crazy. "There are things women must say when no one is listening. I am not a jealous woman. I am a fiancée. And I refuse to be trampled on with a smile. The facts will speak for themselves."

It didn’t take me long to figure out what was going on—Jaxon was going viral. “This is going to be fun,” Kade chuckled and then kissed my cheek. “I’ll see you later.” I watched him disappear and then kept walking. I stopped in front of a locker to peel off one of the stickers. It was a cartoonish meme of Jaxon, complete with exaggerated wide eyes and a speech bubble that read: "Bidding $5000 on an ex? Obsessed much?" I scoffed, shaking my head. The next one was even worse—"Jaxon’s Punch: Weakest Move of the Year."

The second half of the foundation reception was a closed demonstration for the new autonomous wingman project. Julian stood at the presentation platform, briefing the board and military representatives on the cooperative control system. When the flight-adaptation segment began, he handed me the remote terminal and said quietly, "This part is yours." I looked at him. He stepped aside and gave me the floor.

One of the men hugged taking advantage of her and brought her up to the ship and when he saw everyone’s disgusted expression, he followed their line of sight and saw the yellow stains on her dress. The guy’s expression was priceless as he pushed her off like a plaque and distanced himself, constantly wiping his hands on his suit and looking down on his suit to see if there were any remnants on him. Neil took his phone back when the video finished playing and swiped the screen to bring up the next few visuals “These are the most popular memes now.” The screen had a picture of Amanda with the lower part of her body with the yellow stains and a caption ‘shark repellent- only while stocks last.’

*wink emoji* Xenia: *eye roll emoji* Who says there will be a next time? Ay Puñeta Que Rico: Because we both want there to be one. Xenia: You think so highly of yourself. Ay Puñeta Que Rico: See above where I mentioned my ego had been compared to the moon in size. Xenia: You’re impossible Ay Puñeta Que Rico: You seemed to take it better than most women I’ve fucked Xenia: *facepalm emoji* You’re talking about your dick