Wingman Memes Novels & Stories

“You and me both.” He cracked a faint grin. “Guess we make a good team. Just not the kind the school board wants.” That got a laugh out of both of us. The first real one since everything went to hell. We played another few rounds — air hockey, some racing games, even a zombie shooter. For a while, it was easy to forget that outside these neon lights, the world was picking us apart one post at a time. At one point, Jackson checked his phone again, groaning. “Dude. Someone made a meme out of Daniel getting hit.”

Was about to reply, when another text popped up. Unknown number 💬: Need me to remind your little ex why he never should’ve messed with my ice-tongued princess?

Mitchum taunted. “Listen jackass, if you want to harass someone over something maybe you should focus your energy on Kenneth. Did you know that mated and marked she-wolves are really horny and needy on full moons? Dude is totally gonna have an AC/DC moment tomorrow,” I retorted. Mitchum’s eyes lit up like a kid in a candy store and I knew I had given him his entertainment for the evening.

“Oh thank God, backup. Jackson, explain memes to your boyfriend. He doesn’t understand why anyone would care about a woman yelling at a cat.” “It’s not that I don’t care,” Frost protested. “I just don’t understand the context. Is this a human realm inside joke? Did something happen with this specific woman and cat?” I couldn’t help but laugh, dropping my bag by the door. “Frost, it’s just a meme. It doesn’t have to make sense. That’s kind of the point.” “But—” “Nope.” Maya held up a hand. “We’re moving on. Next meme.” She scrolled down, and Frost leaned in closer, his expression adorably perplexed.

Yet, now… She even thought of jumping off the building, and bring everything to an end. Wayne’s back was facing the window as he scrutinized Mandy’s looks with a malicious grin. “No worries, this is just a game…” “I won’t force you at all. I’ll make you turn into a bitch voluntarily…” Wayne’s sinister grin widened. He looked like a perfect copy of the Devil himself. “Oh, yes. Do you want me to play you a livestream and see how many of Harvey’s fingers they’ve chopped off?”

“Ready Meme” “Ready bitch, let’s do this”, she says. Gabe and Spin get close enough for us to grab ahold of each other, and as Meme grabs my shoulders, I poke at her gut, causing her to giggle profusely and lose her balance before she falls backward off of Gabe’s shoulders and into the water.

Besides, Wayne had taken a group of his friends here. Jocelyn whispered in Lexie's ear, "The man in the front is Mimi's ex-fiancé. He is a scum!" Lexie had heard about that before and nodded. Jocelyn and Lexie were afraid that Mimi would be no match for Wayne, so they walked forward immediately. When Wayne was about to continue to curse Mimi, he suddenly saw Jocelyn and thought of how people cursed Jocelyn online. It reminded him how to fight back. He cheered up immediately. 'I'm so lucky that I have gotten something on them to fight back!'

“I cannot wait for the day Vera good gets into a fight and Eden would not be there!” “That day will be brutal” I closed the laptop. I opened it again immediately and refreshed. There was a meme now. Someone had taken a part of the video and turned it into a GIF, the exact moment Erica had me by the hair and my face was doing something undignified, and put it side by side with a stock image of a cat being held by the scruff. The account that posted it had no profile picture, no followers, no posts except this one. I knew who made it. WREN!

#It’s a M3L0N#: “What a vicious woman!” #Haier’s Brother#: “Framing others with drugs, what a disgusting act! She’s ruined another person’s reputation for a lifetime.”

Jake said. “Fuck, now I can unclench my butthole,” Weasel said. K-9, Viking, and Rebel burst out laughing next to Jake as he shook his head. “There’s something really wrong with him,” Jake said. Omen climbed onto a table and raised his beer in the air. “Listen up, everyone. If you want to own it, patch it, otherwise Wrath’s going to fuck it!” More laughter erupted around the room, and Jake’s shoulders shook as he laughed. Hands clapped his shoulders and back and before he knew it, things had returned to normal.