Witty Flirty Quotes Novels & Stories

But I just did, you idiot. "Flattery will get you nowhere, Devon." This guy had some of the most rinsed-out, clichéd lines. No one had ever taught him how to woo a woman? He chuckled. "I'm an aging squirrel and you're a tough nut to crack. Let me try again." He cleared his throat. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm deeply attracted to you, but you think I'm full of...poo?" A smile crawled onto my face as I shook my head. This guy…

“You deserve to be in places as stunning as you are.” “Flattery will get you nowhere,” she told him. He grinned and his eyes became mischievous. “Who says I want to go anywhere? Maybe I already found what I want.” Again, Ella's cheeks heated. “Are you always this charming?” Ella asked, enjoying their flirtation. “Depends on if you're always this beautiful.” Jace winked at her and she laughed. “That's a good line,” Ella said. “I know. That's why I used it.” Jace winked at her. He leaned forward, his breath tickling her ear. “But, it's true.”

Putting up air quotes at ‘girls like me’. Someone needs to knock this girl off her high horse, I internally growled to myself. She laughed as if what I said was funny, and replied with a fake smile, “Boring girls.” She then flipped her hair, “He is a handsome, smart, and such a gentleman. Guys like Joe, date beautiful, and smart girls. For example,” she then pointed to herself “girls like me.”

my finger went up then pointed to the ground. "Are you flirting?" Jay intercepted. "Nah duh I'm only stating a fact here and believe me if I were seducing you I would be all over you. You would never be able to resist my charm." Their jaws drop. How cliché? I walk toward the door and turn the knop. However, before I walk out I turn back at them. I said, "believe me if I'm interested you wouldn't be able to keep your paws to yourself BUT too bad I'm not."