Witty Flirty Quotes Novels & Stories

“Is that all you can do? Flirt and be silly?” “I thought I was being delightfully charming,” Jay replies with a wide grin. I roll my eyes and shake my head in disbelief at his words. “Okay, okay, maybe I am a little silly,” Jay pouts softly at me. “But I mean every word. I am a lucky Alpha, and you are the most beautiful woman I’ve laid eyes on.” I frown a bit. “You’ve laid eyes on others?” I ask. I know he didn’t mean it that way, but I want to be a little mean towards him, as payback for his constant flirting.

You're finally getting married, dumbhead' I replied. 'This is the Nandu, I love' 'Will you shut up? Or should I chop off one more finger from your hand?' 'What? NOOO!!!' The moment I read his message, I couldn't help but laugh imagining how his reaction to my message would be. For sure his eyes would have popped out reading the message and then he would have gulped, imagining the hypothetical situation and then typed this message. 'Oh come on! Chopping away your finger, while we will be having sex. It would be a great idea **wink emoji**'

Why the hell I even ask him stupid questions, he always has a flirty remark. I felt the strong urge to punch him yet kiss him at the same time. "Ever get tired of flirting?" I ask, leaning back on the bench. "With you, no" He grinned.I glared at him but his smile is heart fluttering.

I instantly make a face and my body practically forces my butt to wiggle against him. He groans and his hand retreats from my belly and onto my hip. I quickly move to pick it up and put it right on my boob where I want it. I wiggle back against him once more. “Baby… you’re killing me…” he whispers. “Do I need to pick a fight with you so we can have hot make-up sex,” I tease. He laughs and tries to move his hand but I stop him. I don’t really know how to flirt and I may sound like an idiot but here goes nothing. If he’s my soulmate, he’ll love me anyhow right?

“Hey miss, what’s your order?” I asked the lady in the opposite side of the counter of course with flirty tone. “Uh-hh one Vodka please” she stuttered. I winked at her and she died. Just kidding I went to the shelf where search for the bottle of Vodka, when I saw it I grab the bottle and pour a glass for her then I give it to her with flirty smile. Girls are so easy. One smile from a handsome man, they are always getting flustered, so what if I hit on them really? They probably die from heart attack.

Taking a gander around the room, I noticed that nobody was really paying me any attention. I typed back swiftly. "I did." "Then why…" he answered in mere seconds. I fidgeted in my seat as I recalled his touch. I wasn't sure how we were supposed to be now, but before I even knew what I was thinking, my fingers typed back a flirty message. "I liked it too much…" My face went hot again. It was thrilling in a way that this felt like a secret romance. He sent me back a funny GIF of a Jim Carey fanning himself off and sweating profusely. I stifled my giggle and started to put my phone away.

I said, smiling widely. "Of course, I've got the charms. Very beautiful ladies are born to like me." he replied, winking. I couldn't help but think, was he flirting with me? "Come on, you were about to say something, right before I interrupted you. Tell me, what was it. " I smiled, raising an eyebrow mockingly. "You never give up do you?" I said, rolling my eyes. "Giving up is crossed out of my dictionary, it has been long way buried. " he replied, smirking.

He ran a finger along her screen and added, gazing at her, “And some of em are just… beautiful.” Her heart thumped. Was he flirting with her? She was so bad at these things. She realized how close they were sitting as she showed him the pictures on her phone. She proposed, “Let’s trade. For every picture I show you, you show me one of yours.” He playfully bumped her, “Hey, mine aren’t as pretty.” She snickered, “I’m counting on it.” ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Love is swirling in our eyes pouring through our care for us. "How about a no?" I wiggled my eyebrows playfully at him. "Please! I will give you a lot of kisses." He winked flirtily. This guy flirts with me every chance he gets. He inched closer and playfully kissed my face every gap he finds. I laughed at his cute antics to get me. "Tell me!" He whispered.

With every stolen glance and playful smile, the air around us seemed to thicken, creating an undeniable tension that electrified the atmosphere. I let out a soft sigh and turned my head to face him, my eyes delicately tracing the contours of his face. His eyes, like pools of dark chocolate, reflected a magnetic warmth that drew me in further. Unable to resist the temptation any longer, I summoned the courage to brave the waters of flirtation. "You know," I began, my voice tinged with a playful tone, "I've always believed that the most beautiful things in life are unexpected." He turned to me, a mischievous glint dancing in his eyes. "Oh really? And what makes you say that?"