Witty Quotes About Money Novels & Stories

I slapped the kid on the shoulder, “Sure I know you. So how is it you have so much money to piss away on ale tonight?” He grinned at me, “I did a job!” He crowed. “Easiest f.ucking money I ever made!” “Yeah? Good for you! Who hired you?” He held up a finger, and belched before he managed to say, "That's for me to know, and you to wonder about!” And then he chortled with laughter at his own wit. He started to pick up his cup again, but I snatched it from his fat, lax fingers.

“Well, I was hoping they could help with the expenses.” “You stingy bastard,” I huffed, standing up straight to jab him on the chest with my finger. “You’re rich. Don’t lie and say you aren’t I googled your net worth! Why are you so bothered with money when you’re drowning in it?” This time, he looked confused. He tells me, “It’s the golden rule of getting rich. Don’t spend money even if you earned it.” “Wrong, dingus.” I snap. Correcting him, I start jabbing his forehead. “The saying is ‘Spend your money after you’ve earned it.’ It’s not don’t spend it, you buffoon! A money not spent is money just wasting away.”

Oh, damn this arrogant beast! "Money can buy a lot of things, but not everything," I replied sourly. "You're right, wife. My money can buy you luxuries, but unfortunately, not happiness," he sarcastically retorted. Yes, indeed, he was completely right. This man right in front of me clearly thought of me as nothing but bad things. He surely had the impression that I was a shallow person who easily gets dazzled by money and wealth.

He said to himself hugging the envelope of money as his life depended on it. “You know I have a share of that money right?" his wife asked. Money money money money, MONEY Money money money money, MONEY Money money money money, MONEY Money money money money, MONEY Money money money money, MONEY Money money money money, MONEY Some people got to have it Hey, Hey, Hey - some people really need it Hey, listen to me, y'all do thangs, do thangs, do thangs - bad things with it Well, you wanna do thangs, do thangs, do thangs -

Phrases from stupid people who have no idea of the true suffering of a millionaire but lonely person. Now I'm experiencing real loneliness. The loneliness of someone who thought he had everything in his hands, of someone who shaped a real diamond and suddenly saw it walk away. No matter how much money you have, nothing can buy love. Fool's gold! It seems to glitter like gold, but it only satisfies the eyes without being worth anything.

"You should be added to the list of the richest men in the world with all this extravagance." Richard chuckled, a self-assured smile playing at the corners of his lips as he basked in my praise. "I like to think I'm doing alright," he replied, his tone casual yet tinged with a hint of pride. "But you know what they say, money can't buy happiness." I nodded, acknowledging the truth in his words even as I marveled at the sheer magnitude of his wealth. But then, with a mischievous twinkle in his eye, Richard leaned in closer, his voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper.

“How much is that in dollars?” He told her, and her jaw dropped. Then she burst into laughter. “What a waste!” She glanced at Andrei. “I won’t let you spend your money that way. Might as well set it on fire.” He didn’t have nearly the same patience as the jeweler. “Money isn’t a problem,” he said tightly. “I have more than I could spend in a lifetime.” “Lucky you.” “I mean it. After you make a certain amount, money is just a way to keep score.”

“Little Boy, are you three years old? How can you be so naїve? This world is all about money. Money can practically do everything and it represents strength! “The rich are superior to the poor! Only poor bastards like you would say something like that—cowardly dogs barking but too afraid to bite! Laughable!”

How is every conversation fun and every interaction enjoyable? “It's very easy to take money for granted when you have it, and appreciate it so much more when you have less.” Her eyebrows shoot up at my words, and I realize that that might have been a rude statement. “I don't mean it in a rude way. I'm just saying for me, money doesn't feel like much of a thank you, and I think it's because it's never really been a concern for me. I've never had to scrape by, so money is just a part of my life, not what everything hinges on. I swear I wasn't trying to be a dick.”

Watch out, or you may end up getting hacked up when you're out on the streets! Sebastian smiled impassively and asked, "So? What difference does it make to have money?" Warren and the others immediately burst out into mocking laughter. "You really are a broke loser. How could you ask something so immature?" Kennedy laughed scornfully. He said in a triumphant, lofty tone, "I'm telling you, having money is everything! If you have money, you can do whatever you want! "I can buy all the things you can't afford without any consideration, and as for all the women you're too scared to hit on, I can make them lick my feet by just tossing some money at them!