Would You Rather Tagalog Novels & Stories

"If you cannot speak English, just shut up. There is no use in talking when you cannot understand me." "Bakit hindi ka marunong magsalita ng Tagalog? Saan ka ba nakatira?" Why don't you know how to speak Tagalog? Where are you from? Keyller finished dressing his wound and looked at her, still frowning in annoyance. "Just what on Earth are you? Why can't you speak even simple English?!"

singhal nito. "That is one of the beke language na ang ibig sabihin ay tomboy or lesbian." Paliwanag ko sa kanya. "Hoy, umayos ka huh! Don't tell me na namamakla ka na!" "Tsk...pasmado na naman 'yang bibig mo. Narinig ko lang 'yan huh!" Natawa na lang ito at kapagkuwa'y biglang nalungkot.

If he doesn't want to eat, I don't care anymore. After a while he spoke, "Saan mo gustong pumunta?” (Where do you want to go?) "Can you speak Tagalog? I feel like I'm in the 18th century and you'll just speak English to me?" I said, annoyed. (Baka gusto mong magtagalog? Feel na feel kong para akong nasa 18th century tapos i-english-in mo lang ako?) He chuckled. “Kung ganoon ay saan mo ninanais pumunta, binibini? Maaari ko bang malaman?” (Where do you wish to go, my lady? May I know?) He even bowed in front of me which made me laugh.

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I’m going to use Tagalog instead. Nag-iisang pag-ibig ang nais makamit yun ay ikaw Nag-iisang pangako na di magbabago para sayo San ka man sana'y maalala mo Kailan man asahan di mag kalayo Tanging ikaw lamang ang aking iibigin Walang ibang hiling kundi ang yakap mo't halik I looked at him and he did the same but I turned my sight to others. Hindi malilimutan mga araw natin kay sarap balikan

sagot niya "ito nami-miss ka, Uwi ka na dito sa Argentina." malambing na wika sa kanya ng kanyang kasintahan. "Speaking of that, can i have a favor to make, Its important." "Sure, Ano ba iyon?" sagot nito sa kanya. "Can i borrow your private plane" wika niya rito. "Walang problema" "Thank you, cause i'm going back with my parents."

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sigaw ko dito "Syempre mag sasalita ako lalo nat hindi kita kilala malay ko bang mamamatay tao ka pala please lang pakawalan mo na ako wala akong alam na atraso sayo at mas lalong wala akong kaalam alam sayo ang gusto ko lang naman ay umuwi ng pilipinas para makita ko na si ate at makapagpahinga" agad kong pinunasan ang luha ko. "PLEASE-"

Only one person could answer our questions now. “N-Ninang?!” Note: Ninang is the tagalog word of ‘Godmother’

"Ilang araw kayo doon?" "Dalawa lang, Lola. May pasok din kasi kami, we have to come back early as possible. Ihahatid na lang namin si Marian dito." "Gano'n ba? Sayang naman, balik kayo rito sa susunod, ha? Sama ka ulit, Eve." Ngumiti ito sa'kin. "Sikayo lan mambaga et tatay, a?" Iyon na naman ang parang banyagang salita nila. Pangasinense raw ang tawag sa dialect na ginagamit nila rito. I'm lucky they know how to speak Tagalog.