Wows Funny Novels & Stories

“We’re Demons now. Your president just gave you an order.” I laughed as the men all began to take off their clothes. Twenty big, badass bikers all turned into fucking pussies as they stripped naked, tossing aside their weapons. “Disgusting,” Ford said. “Looks like a bunch of fucking hairy bears.” “Yeah, but bears with terminal cancer,” Dow joked. “Look at them, hairy and fucking patchy.” “And a bunch of tiny little cocks,” Spoil added, grinning. I turned away from the show, not interested anymore. I headed over to the bar and found a towel. I stripped off my jacket and shirt, tossing them aside, and wiped the blood from my face.

I defeat my opponent hands tied behind my back. In geek land, that's code word for effortlessly. "And the new queen of chugging, Amelia Hart!!!!! Give it up for Amy! Amy!!" Someone screams and the crowd goes wild again with the chants. Oh my God, I should do this more often. "Can I come down please? I have to pee!" I yell, maybe too loudly because people laugh, but I don't care anyways, because I'm laughing too. This is good.