Ya Dun Goofed Novels & Stories

After unscrewing the bottle cap, she tilted her head back and took a swig. "Vince, I've come to see you." She gulped down a large mouthful of wine and choked on it. She coughed a few times, then laughed. And before she knew it, the tears were falling. She leaned against the headstone, rambling on and on. "Vince, I'm a bastard. I failed you. But I miss you so much." Slowly, she finished the entire bottle of wine. A violent burning sensation surged up in her stomach.

flashed across the screen, crap. “Hey tay, what’s up?” “What do you mean what’s up?” “It’s almost 5 PM and I haven’t heard from you all day, hello? It’s your birthday party tonight!” “Don’t be mad, but I can’t make it, I’ve come down with the flu or something.” “That’s such bullshit Charlee, you’ve never liked parties, and now you’re trying to back out.” “Really tay, even call and ask my mom, I wouldn’t lie to you about this… I really am sorry, we can do something next week before I leave.”

"He'll know by tonight that Reeves is dead and the drive is in play. He'll move fast." She walked out of the diner without looking back. Cole sat with the drive in his palm and stared at the table. I sat across from him. Waited. "My team," he said finally. "Martinez. Cho. Reeves." He stopped. "Not Dana Reeves. Different Reeves. Eddie Reeves. Twenty-six years old. Had a kid he'd never met yet." He set the drive flat on the table. "I went to his wife after. Told her he died well. Told

Even Kim, who was washing, looked back at us from time to time. "May I eat?" he said, stupidly said. Oh my goodness, is this how Adrian begins the conversation? I used the incorrect sentence 'whatever'; instead, I should have written, 'I was wrong, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, tell me how to fix the error.' Alfred burst out laughing at his brother's antics, his voice sarcastic. "Do you have any other ideas?" "Wondering how to be a man who doesn't complain to his mother if he loses a fiancée?"

Drew and Colton groaned at the same time. "Not whipped, being a real man." I corrected. "Where's Adrian and his girlfriend?" "Nicki had a sudden stomach ache so they'll be here in few minutes." Drew replied, turning the channel to VH1 where Uptown Funk by Bruno Mars was playing, uh no wait Mark Rompson. Drew stood up with a happy scream. "I love this!" he pulled Nathan and Ira with him, starting to attempt a moonwalk, it wasn't even ten seconds before he tripped on his own feet and fell.

I watched his face twist with jealousy and thought about it carefully. He was running too fast. He was off-balance. So I shifted half a step to the side and quietly stuck out my right foot. Lucas tripped hard. He flew forward and hit the steps face-first. Two of his front teeth broke on impact. Claire rushed over and pulled me behind her. Seeing that it was over, Ms. Turner suddenly crawled toward Claire on her hands and knees. “Ms. Harrison, I made a mistake! “I was only thinking about the school’s reputation!”

I said in a small voice and I doubted if he even heard me. I expected him to shout at me or to be angry at me, but he was silent. I looked up at him in confusion. And then he did the unexpected. He burst out laughing, clutching his stomach as he laughed his ass off. "I-I get it. You're trying to make a fool out of m-me, right? It's April 1, I know that you're trying to fool me." I face palmed myself internally. What a perfect date to break up Darren.

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

For today, we are singing 2U/Ride/Young Dumb&Broke We occasionally shoot mashups and post in on out Do It social media. We do have our individual accounts but we also have one for all. We were finally done and were walking out but then Jack pushed me to the wall, then hit above my head, then Dylan did, then Caleb and Jonah follow by lastly Logan who made it scarier. They all started laughing and my face started heating, soon I joined them. "Told you you'll pay" Jack laughed harder. "Yeah yeah, whatever" I rolled my eyes and we all made our way to the car.

Rhea My name is Andrea Grayson and I’m such a big fool. I've always watched scenes like these happen in movies, or books that I've read and I always wondered why the person being cheated on was too dumb to see it beforehand. In fact, I thought things like these only happened in those movies. I never imagined that I would find myself in that same situation. Being cheated on. Being made to look like a stupid fool. I want to laugh at my foolishness and terrible luck, but I'm completely frozen in place. I can’t move my limbs , I can’t even move my face.