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After unscrewing the bottle cap, she tilted her head back and took a swig. "Vince, I've come to see you." She gulped down a large mouthful of wine and choked on it. She coughed a few times, then laughed. And before she knew it, the tears were falling. She leaned against the headstone, rambling on and on. "Vince, I'm a bastard. I failed you. But I miss you so much." Slowly, she finished the entire bottle of wine. A violent burning sensation surged up in her stomach.

Dwyne chuckled. “Stupid! Do you think we don't have a condo? But, okay challenge accepted” Dwyne said. "Eh?! I'll probably lose! You know I don't know how to sing!” Donald said while pouting which made us laugh. Of course, Carl doesn't know how to sing. Andrew, Rav and Dwyne tapped him. “Don't worry, bro. We'll go easy on you. You know like we'll dare you to eat dog poop” Andrew joked. Gross!

Stupid flowers don't even why I bothered. Damn…this isn't good

flashed across the screen, crap. “Hey tay, what’s up?” “What do you mean what’s up?” “It’s almost 5 PM and I haven’t heard from you all day, hello? It’s your birthday party tonight!” “Don’t be mad, but I can’t make it, I’ve come down with the flu or something.” “That’s such bullshit Charlee, you’ve never liked parties, and now you’re trying to back out.” “Really tay, even call and ask my mom, I wouldn’t lie to you about this… I really am sorry, we can do something next week before I leave.”

Rhea My name is Andrea Grayson and I’m such a big fool. I've always watched scenes like these happen in movies, or books that I've read and I always wondered why the person being cheated on was too dumb to see it beforehand. In fact, I thought things like these only happened in those movies. I never imagined that I would find myself in that same situation. Being cheated on. Being made to look like a stupid fool. I want to laugh at my foolishness and terrible luck, but I'm completely frozen in place. I can’t move my limbs , I can’t even move my face.

They are all busy doing their thing, something that I’ve been robbed of for my whole life. “Aww!” I groaned in slight pain when someone bumped into me. "Sorry." The deep voice uttered. I didn’t see that person's face. I quickly passed the man and bowed a little. I fixed my cap so that no one would notice me. My chest throbbed fast; my steps also slowed slightly. Damn. I momentarily lost myself. I shouldn’t have allowed myself to be distracted like that.

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F*ck, I’m doomed! **********

Jack was about to pull off choli when. KNOCK KNOCK A sudden bang at the door put a full stop on their act. Frustrated, they look at each other before getting up from her who is lying paralysed. Caroline is so scared she couldn’t move a bit, nor utter a single word. ‘’Who came to spoil our mood?’’ One of his gang members asks. ‘’Jack, you told us that everyone is busy in weddings and no one would disturb us.’’

“Do you think I don’t know you booked the yacht?” Fuck! I will strangle you, twinnie. “Dad, I can explain.” “That’s not how to impress a girl, Xandry.” “Dad, I’m not trying to impress anyone.” Dad seemed to relax. “Then tell me what you’re doing?” “I don’t you, ask your daughter.” Dad barked into a laugh. “I see, okay.” Wait, did he just laughed at me? “Wait!” The line beeped. Did he just hang up on me?