Ya Dun Goofed Novels & Stories

He scooped low to pick it, but he was too fast, because the second he did, I also moved. My knee hit his chin, making him fall with a grunt; the pathetic fool almost took me to the floor with him. “Shit! You idiot!” I yelled, kicking him off me. he rolled on the concrete round like a leech, clutching his chin, which already sported a red bruise. “Watch yourself next time… you cannot afford the dry cleaning bill for my socks, let alone these cashmere pants by Gucci.”

She wouldn’t be able to say no, since she’s already horny. Although Terry always sounded like a con artist, his plan did work. A little I guess. Me: Fine, I’ll try it, if it doesn’t work, I’ll get a refund. I jerked up to my feet and rubbed my palms together. Time to try this.

My mom hugged me tightly, clearly worried. While I was still trying to figure out what was going on, my dad teased, “The moment your mom got off the plane, she was flooded with the news back home.” I laughed. “It’s fine. It’s all over now.” Mom wiped her tears. “I never thought Zack would turn out to be such a scoundrel.” My phone buzzed. It was a message from Chris. [The troublemakers in the live chat have all been caught. By the way, Zack just boarded a flight to Southeast Asia.]

Was he even aware of what he was saying? During work, Mia constantly got into trouble, and I'd always been the one to fix her mistakes. "Yeah, so she couldn't have given the patient penicillin by accident. Natalie must've been the one who made that error. She's just trying to blame Mia for her mistake," Nick added. I crossed my arms and stared at Nick. "As someone who falsified an autopsy report, I don't think you're in a position to offer your opinion on this matter." Nick was struggling to come up with a retort. Eventually, he grew emotional and yelled, "I just made an error, that's all!

I found a piece of eggshell in the collagen-rich chicken soup I usually had at breakfast every morning. I called Lilian over and made her watch as I picked the shell out and placed it on the table. Folding my arms, I stared at her. "I'm so sorry, Alaina," she mumbled, her face flushing with guilt. She did not dare to meet my gaze. "I'm sorry. It must have fallen in while I was interacting with my live stream audience earlier."

My father was glowering as he snapped, but I could see the tears welling up in his eyes. It had been years, and my parents were getting wrinkles and grey hair despite their exceedingly healthy lifestyle. My nose felt runny, as I choked with tears, "Mom, Dad…. I'm sorry." Mom hugged me then, wiping off my tears. "As long as you come home. Don't mention the silly stuff." Neil came up, giving me a little bump on the head. "Don't ever leave now!" I smiled and nodded, holding their hands as we headed home. I had stayed in touch with Neil despite leaving home after so many years, and he already warned me when my younger self naively fell for Paul, "He's a good-for-nothing. Don't be stupid!"

I began. "Mmm, ya it's a little weird " Adria says laughing. "Um can I have my head back? or do you intend to keep it?" Her dimples become more visible with every chuckle that slips her mouth. Her opal green eyes wondered down to my hands and then back up at me. I realizing what she's pointing out and I immediately let her go. "Sorry" I say embarrassed which causes Adria to laugh again. "Thats nothing to be embarrassed about" she pause "you almost crushing me last night, now that's different."

He would pin me against the window, his hands all over me, and tease, "Do you think people outside will think we're going at it?" He would shiver with laughter, stroking my hair, and make grand promises. "I'll give you the most epic crowning ceremony ever, so the whole world knows you're my Luna." I bought every word. However, three years on, I became the punchline of a very bad joke. Darren's forgotten every promise he ever made. Me? I played the fool 98 times too many. I looked up at the tangled shadows in Darren's room and could not help but laugh.

She had already given half of her assets to me during the settlement agreement, and now, after getting sucked dry by Devin, the company was plunged into a financial crisis. She was kept busy on her toes, overwhelmed with work, and as such, Tammy wasn't exactly having an easy time either. What should have been a harmonious family was now falling apart and thrown into chaos. … The new semester started, and Daryl's school was organizing a student performance. I encouraged Daryl to try out for the singing performance. He had been improving massively at school lately, and his language skills were also getting better as he lost his thick countryside accent. He did still need a bit of a confidence

Dunn screamed, almost deafening Laura. “ You should have thought about the consequences of your actions if the chair met her in a sensitive area” Laura hissed, pushing Dunn off her. “ That is not an excuse for the foolish prank though, I don't like it” Dunn pouted pretending to be angry. “ Will you shut the hell up and try to look for a job? ” Laura chuckled softly, not moved by the doll impression displayed by Dunn. “ I will try finding a job tomorrow and you will also help me”