Ya Dun Goofed Novels & Stories

I found a piece of eggshell in the collagen-rich chicken soup I usually had at breakfast every morning. I called Lilian over and made her watch as I picked the shell out and placed it on the table. Folding my arms, I stared at her. "I'm so sorry, Alaina," she mumbled, her face flushing with guilt. She did not dare to meet my gaze. "I'm sorry. It must have fallen in while I was interacting with my live stream audience earlier."

My father was glowering as he snapped, but I could see the tears welling up in his eyes. It had been years, and my parents were getting wrinkles and grey hair despite their exceedingly healthy lifestyle. My nose felt runny, as I choked with tears, "Mom, Dad…. I'm sorry." Mom hugged me then, wiping off my tears. "As long as you come home. Don't mention the silly stuff." Neil came up, giving me a little bump on the head. "Don't ever leave now!" I smiled and nodded, holding their hands as we headed home. I had stayed in touch with Neil despite leaving home after so many years, and he already warned me when my younger self naively fell for Paul, "He's a good-for-nothing. Don't be stupid!"

I began. "Mmm, ya it's a little weird " Adria says laughing. "Um can I have my head back? or do you intend to keep it?" Her dimples become more visible with every chuckle that slips her mouth. Her opal green eyes wondered down to my hands and then back up at me. I realizing what she's pointing out and I immediately let her go. "Sorry" I say embarrassed which causes Adria to laugh again. "Thats nothing to be embarrassed about" she pause "you almost crushing me last night, now that's different."

He would pin me against the window, his hands all over me, and tease, "Do you think people outside will think we're going at it?" He would shiver with laughter, stroking my hair, and make grand promises. "I'll give you the most epic crowning ceremony ever, so the whole world knows you're my Luna." I bought every word. However, three years on, I became the punchline of a very bad joke. Darren's forgotten every promise he ever made. Me? I played the fool 98 times too many. I looked up at the tangled shadows in Darren's room and could not help but laugh.

She had already given half of her assets to me during the settlement agreement, and now, after getting sucked dry by Devin, the company was plunged into a financial crisis. She was kept busy on her toes, overwhelmed with work, and as such, Tammy wasn't exactly having an easy time either. What should have been a harmonious family was now falling apart and thrown into chaos. … The new semester started, and Daryl's school was organizing a student performance. I encouraged Daryl to try out for the singing performance. He had been improving massively at school lately, and his language skills were also getting better as he lost his thick countryside accent. He did still need a bit of a confidence

Dunn screamed, almost deafening Laura. “ You should have thought about the consequences of your actions if the chair met her in a sensitive area” Laura hissed, pushing Dunn off her. “ That is not an excuse for the foolish prank though, I don't like it” Dunn pouted pretending to be angry. “ Will you shut the hell up and try to look for a job? ” Laura chuckled softly, not moved by the doll impression displayed by Dunn. “ I will try finding a job tomorrow and you will also help me”

"I intended it as a joke. A playful comment. I didn't mean—" "Well, it wasn't funny," I said, standing up from the booth. "I don't appreciate your jokes, Mr. Ross. Here's what's going to happen. I'm going to text you an account number. You're going to transfer the money you took from me to that account.” “C’mon, Evalyhn, I didn’t mean to offend you,” he said quietly. “It was a joke, a bad one clearly, but it was from the purest of intentions.”

"Just give it time, his foolishness will clear." -:- Damon was seething with anger, even as Sarah tried to soothe him with a gentle massage. He couldn't believe that despite all his efforts at cheating, he had only managed to tie with Lucas in the election. Every underhanded trick he had pulled and every unscrupulous tactic he had employed seemed to have been for nothing. He closed his eyes and took a deep breath, trying to calm himself down. His mind was racing with a million thoughts. How could he have miscalculated so badly? How could he have underestimated Lucas? He had been so confident of his victory, but now he felt like a fool.

Oh crap! ----------

What in the entire hell just happened? I fucked up. Bad. Like really bad.