Ya Dun Goofed Novels & Stories

They are all busy doing their thing, something that I’ve been robbed of for my whole life. “Aww!” I groaned in slight pain when someone bumped into me. "Sorry." The deep voice uttered. I didn’t see that person's face. I quickly passed the man and bowed a little. I fixed my cap so that no one would notice me. My chest throbbed fast; my steps also slowed slightly. Damn. I momentarily lost myself. I shouldn’t have allowed myself to be distracted like that.

“Do you think I don’t know you booked the yacht?” Fuck! I will strangle you, twinnie. “Dad, I can explain.” “That’s not how to impress a girl, Xandry.” “Dad, I’m not trying to impress anyone.” Dad seemed to relax. “Then tell me what you’re doing?” “I don’t you, ask your daughter.” Dad barked into a laugh. “I see, okay.” Wait, did he just laughed at me? “Wait!” The line beeped. Did he just hang up on me?

Neither was I. Julia had always been like that. After scolding me, she always seemed to be trying to be strong. However, I could see the bitter disappointment on her face. I felt guilty. However, I was speechless nor even to throw the seduction joke I used to throw at her. As if, a song 'Lovefool' by The Cardigans accurately described the situation Aisha, Julia, and I right now. 'Love me love me. Say that you love me. Fool me fool me. Go on and fool me ... '

A group of thugs dragged me into an alley. In a panic, I called my boyfriend thirty-nine times, only to have him decline every single call. My whole body trembled as I struggled desperately to break free. Just as they were about to strip me naked, laughter suddenly erupted around me. One by one, they removed their masks and caps. I looked up stiffly and saw that every one of them was someone close to me. My younger brother, Caleb Bennett, scoffed. "This is hilarious, sis. You should've seen the look on your face. Did you seriously think someone was stalking you?" My older brother, Adrian Bennett, teased, "How are you still this easy to scare after all these years?" My best friend, Maya Grant

I am just so lucky things are working out well for me, I can't just wait to achieve my goals. Everyone was still amazed and confused “Apha why did you do that?”Emma asked still in shock and disbelief “ I am so sorry ,I don't know what came over me “ Alpha Dwayne apologized .He was feeling so embarrassed as all eyes were on him . Dwayne left in shame and guilt.

I slip down the wall, escaping his hold. "I'm a seagull, go fuck yourself," I flap my arms wildly, running away in a zig zag. "DUNNNA DUNNA DO DO DO DO!" He huffs. Walking after me. "Why are you so drunk? It's only two pm?" he calls. "Because I'm a-" "Seagull go fuck myself, I know," He finished in irritation. I pause, looking at him. "Dunna Dunna do-" "Oh god." "DO DO DO!"

“Bro… that’s nuclear. Like, Chernobyl-level bad. He might actually have a heart attack. Or murder us. Or both.” Shawn just grinned wider. “I’m just saying… it would be legendary.” Then he released her waist with a casual shrug. “And who gives a shit? It’s April Fool’s. You wanted payback, right? Or are you telling me you don’t want to see Dad’s face when he thinks we’re actually screwing?” Ally stared up at him, the mental image sinking in. It sounded really fun to think, and she bit her bottom lip, considering, then gave a small, decisive nod.

You foolish mind 😒😒😒 What did I do 😱😱😱 just admit that he made you a fool. It's true. Why are you calling me a fool 😎😎😎 Shut up and get lost 😒😒😡😡 Okay💃💃💃💃 but Hayat didn't do it right. She forgot to remind you that he also called you shortie 😂😂😂 Just get lost before I make you go. Cheater, foolish mind 😡😡😡

He had Italy's top goldsmiths forge a solid gold cross taller than a man. He dropped millions on a private Mediterranean island—naming it after her. For the first time ever, the reclusive Don went public with a social handle: LoveLucy. His first post was a sickly-sweet declaration: [Thank you to the most important woman in my life, Lucy, for giving me my firstborn son. My life is now complete.] The press conference dragged on for three days. Every major family, politician, and business shark filled the hall. Cameras flashed as Vincent posed with Lucy on his arm, all smiles.

You should be thanking me. An intense roaring filled my head as the cold and hard truth hit me. It was as if my world was crumbling right before my eyes. I snapped entirely. "You enjoyed playing the role of someone with speech impairment, huh?" I picked up the mop and swung it at Felicia and Aaron. "You sure are generous, Mr. Schumer. You don't seem to mind tangling with an heiress who happens to be an ordinary bottom-feeder's sloppy seconds!" Just as the mop was inches away from Aaron, Felicia shielded him. I couldn't draw the mop back in time, and all I heard was a muffled thud as the mop struck her squarely on the arm.