Yo Daddy Jokes

GILA!!! Aku tak pernah menyangka hidupku akan sebercanda ini. Istri bosku sendiri menawariku sebuah tugas gila—menggoda suaminya, tepatnya adalah atasanku sendiri. Awalnya, kupikir ini hanya permainan singkat, sebuah drama konyol demi memuaskan rasa curiga seorang istri. Tapi semakin dekat aku dengan pria itu—dengan tatapan dinginnya, genggaman tangannya, juga senyum samar yang hanya muncul untukku—aku sadar satu hal, aku sedang jatuh cinta. Masalahnya, aku tidak seharusnya merasakan ini. Dia adalah bosku. Dia adalah suami orang. Dan yang lebih parah lagi, aku masih melanjutkan hubungan terlarang ini tanpa sepengetahuan istrinya. Lalu ketika nanti rahasia ini terbongkar … siapa yang akan hancur lebih dulu? Aku, dia, atau pernikahannya?

“Daddy… Fuck me daddy… I know daddy wants my pussy…. Yeah daddy harder… Oh..” I moaned tightly, biting my bottom lips. “So close.” I whispered, twirling my other hand on my breast, pinching and swirling my thumb against my dark buds. It was fucking sweet having pleasuring myself but I wondered what it would actually feel like having daddy’s cock inside of me instead. My eyes had immediately seized upward, and my hues widened with shock, snapping at the sight of my father figure who stood unwavering at the door. My heart skipped a beat that I swallowed harshly having pushed the words out my mouth. “Daddy….” my eyes leaned on him, watching as his dark shadow loomed further inside my room, and he pushed the door closed from behind with my breath which had halted. My leg involuntarily squeezed themselves to together, and another pleasure weaved its way into my body, maybe it was actually due to shock. What was he fucking doing here? “Princess where you fantasizing about me?” *** Roses weren’t red, neither were violent blue to me, all I wanted was pleasure but it all went too far….. The moment I saw how gracious my stepdad appeared, I had made it my mission to seduce him. Unfortunately what I didn’t know was that I was a naïve nineteen years old who was being used. He turned to a monster, and he made it his own life mission to torment my existence.

“Bukankah kamu bilang ayahmu orang yang baik?” “Ya. Ayahku memang dingin dan jarang bicara, tapi dia selalu menuruti semua keinginanku. Dia tidak akan marah tanpa alasan.” Gadis muda berambut pendek itu menaiki tangga sambil tersenyum yakin pada sahabatnya. Namun malam itu, semua keyakinannya runtuh. “Luar biasa, Rhea. Kamu benar-benar luar biasa!” Elroy mencengkeram kedua tangan Rhea, menahannya di atas kepala. Tatapannya dalam, membuat gadis itu tercekat. “Kamu sungguh mengira tidak ada yang terjadi malam itu?” bisiknya. Apakah Rhea terjebak? Atau justru sejak awal, dialah yang sengaja mendekati pria itu? Karena bagi Elroy, sekali dia menginginkan sesuatu… Maka itu akan menjadi miliknya. Selamanya. WARNING 21+

"Ang kabayaran sa utang ng Daddy mo, ay ang pakasalan ako at maging asawa kita" Napakurap kurap ako sa sinabi niya "Ano?!" Di makapaniwala sa narinig "Are you crazy?" Tumawa siyang muli "Daddy mo ang baliw Samantha, dahil ikaw ang ginawa niyang pambayad para sa utang niya"

Blackmailed into substituting her step sister on her wedding night, Christine Carter sacrifices her first time to protect her father. Hunter Gray, the groom, is unaware that the one he is ravishing is not his real bride, and he's oblivious that his exquisite wedding night resulted in a pregnancy. Five years later, Hunter is a divorced man who's been in a dark place for two years, he happens to fall in love at first sight with Christine during a flight. Christine on the other hand is annoyed that he has the audacity to flirt with her, she only cares for her child. But what will Christine do when she'd find out that she needs to work closely with Hunter? And how will she hide the truth from her genius son? ~~~~~~~~~~ ‘His musky mint flavor intoxicates her senses and soothes her mind. Her body feels like it was fed with something she craved for a long time. “Mommy, daddy, not in front of the kids, go inside!” Ethan protests, pulling at their clothes and that's the instant she comes to her senses and tries to break the kiss.’ ~~~~~~~~~~ ‘"He is my daddy. How can I not insist? I want my daddy and my mommy together.” “He is not you daddy, sweetie.” She lies, waves of guilt washing over her. “I don't know why you are lying, mommy, but I can only assume you have your reasons. He is my daddy, I can tell."’ ~~~~~~~~~~ ‘"I want a big family, mommy!” Her angel cries out, interrupting her train of thought. “Did you and daddy make me a sister on your trip?"’

"Apa? Menikah Dad? Yang bener aja!!!" "Ya, dan ini keputusan Daddy. Jadi kamu nggak bisa menolaknya!" Velove, gadis berusia 22 tahun syok dengan apa yang barusan dia dengar. "Hahaha... Daddy pasti bercanda kan? Jangan bilang aku di jodohin sama om om temannya Daddy?" Velove kesal dengan Mahen sang Daddy, dengan perasaan yang berkecamuk dia lari ke kamarnya dan mengurung diri disana. # "Kita menikah bulan depan. Dan selama sebulan ini kamu harus ikut pindah ke apartemen ku biar aku lebih leluasa mengawasimu!" "Apa tapi kenapa? Aku nggak mau...." "Kenapa? Kamu takut? Kenapa harus takut kalau setelah menikah aku bebas ngapain ngapain kamu!"

Assassin's Series ️ SPG️ Read At Your Own Risk Nag-iisang anak na babae si Savannah. May dalawang kapatid na lalaki kapwa mga Assassin's. Isa siyang miyembro ng Assassin's World Organization.Pumapatay ng mga bigating tao, lalong-lalo na sa mga mayayamang negosyante. Ang Daddy niya ay isang pinakamayamang negosyante. Lahat ng mga negosyo ng Daddy niya ay mga illegal. Siya ang naglilinis sa mga taong gustong pabagsakin ang Daddy niya, lalong-lalo na si General Fuentebella. Hindi sinasadyang nagtagpo ang landas nila ni Kurt Fuentebella ang anak ni General Fuentebella. Nakaplano na ang lahat, kailangan niya kunin ang loob ni Kurt upang makalapit siya sa ama ng binata.

"Mommy, I found my daddy, and he looks like me!" "I'm sure this time!" Cecilia Eldritch heard her daughter, Celeste, scream as she ran inside the house. Celeste would always find random men and claim that they were her dad. She had already gotten used to Celeste's mischievousness and decided to ignore it. Until Celeste showed her the "daddy" that she randomly found. Sure enough, Celeste brought home her daddy. "I found you." "You can't run away again, Cecilia," Eon Eno said with a triumphant smile. How could he find her after all these years? How can one steamy night with her sworn enemy lead up to this point? "Yay, now I have a daddy!"

Dahil sa maagang pagpapagawa ng last will and testament ng Daddy niya, hindi tuloy alam ni Autheia ano ang gagawin. Wala siyang nobyo paano niya mabibigay ang hiling ng Daddy niya na bigyan ito ng apo. Dahil hindi niya makukuha ang mana nilang magkakapatid hangga't hindi nila mabibigyan ng apo ang Daddy nila. Hindi lang apo, kailangan ay maikasal sila. Sa kaso ni Autheia wala pa sa isip niya ang mga bagay na iyon. Hindi pa niya natutupad ang pangarap niyang makapagpatayo ng sariling negosyo. Isang pangyayari ang nagpabago ng buhay niya, nang dumalo sila sa kasal ng pinsan ng kaibigan niyang si Qiana. Hindi sinipot ng bride ang groom na pinsan ni Qiana. At sa hindi inaasahan ay magkakilala pala ang Daddy ni Khrysaor at Daddy niya. Kaya naman humandong ang mga ito sa isang desisyon na ipakasal ang mga anak nila. Hindi lang para sa negosyo kundi parehong gusto ng mga magulang nila na magkaroon na ng apo. Mapapayag kaya si Autheia sa desisyon ng Daddy niya, o susuwayin niya ang gusto neto. Kilala niya ang lalaki pero isang beses lang niya nakausap ito noon, noong nag-aaral pa lang sila hindi niya alam ano ang ugali neto. Mas lalong nabahala siya sa dahilang iniwan ito ng bride niya sa mismong kasal neto. Baka may mas malalim itong dahilan. Matutuloy kaya ang planong kasal sa kanila o tatakasan niya na lang ito gaya ng ginawa ng dating bride ni Khrysaor.

El día en que Rosa, el amor de mi esposo, enferma terminal, dio a luz a su hijo, mis suegros contrataron a diez guardaespaldas para vigilar la sala de partos y asegurarse de que yo no apareciera a hacer un escándalo. Pero la verdad es que nunca fui. Mi suegra, Melina, le tomó la mano a Rosa conmovida: —Rosa, mientras estemos nosotros aquí, ¡Fiona jamás podrá hacerte daño a ti ni a tu bebé! Mi esposo, Benito Cruz, con ternura en la mirada, la acompañaba durante el parto, secándole el sudor de la frente. —Tranquila, mi padre está con su gente en la entrada del hospital. Si Fiona se atreve a venir, la sacamos en el acto. Al ver que pasaban las horas y yo no aparecía, por fin se tranquilizó. Para él no tenía sentido pensar que yo fuera capaz de armar una escena. Solo quería cumplirle a Rosa su último deseo: ser madre antes de morir. ¿Por qué yo me empeñaría en arruinarlo? Cuando escuchó el llanto del recién nacido en brazos de la enfermera, no pudo evitar sonreír con alivio. Pensó que, si al día siguiente yo iba a disculparme con Rosa, se olvidaría de todas nuestras peleas. Incluso estaba dispuesto a dejar que yo criara al niño como si fuera mío. Lo que él no sabía era que, en ese mismo instante, yo acababa de entregar mi informe en la ONU. En una semana iba a renunciar a mi nacionalidad para unirme a Médicos Sin Fronteras. Y desde entonces jamás volvimos a vernos.