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“He shouldn't return here, his presence isn't needed at all. What is even the significance of him being here?” Pete angrily asked. I can see pain, jealousy, and insecurity in his eyes. “Save your fears for something worth fearing for. I can't have your woman, all I want is my kids to be saved.” I said to him with my hands on his shoulder, which he removed immediately. “No matter what you do, I can never be afraid of you, and you can never have a place in her life again.” Pete bragged. I laughed, because the little power he has is deceiving him. An intriguing story of how Selena ran back to her former alpha mate, who sent her away after a night. She went to seek for help to save her kidnapped triplets, because her present mate was at the point of life and death. Alpha Tyler's presence in Selena's life again changed everything as she struggled to save her triplets. Who will she finally be with? Will survive the evil plots of Tyler's current Luna?

Menjalani kehidupannya sambil terus menunggu kedatangan sang fated pair telah dilakoni oleh Feryan Feriandi selama 9 tahun lamanya. Berdalih tentang dia yang memegang janji, bahwa dia ingin setia tanpa berniat berpaling dari pasangan yang ditakdirkan untuknya, sekalipun perasaan yang dimiliki mulai dilanda dilema sejak dirinya dan Juanda Saga Fransiskus berjumpa. Mempertemukan juga Ervano Johannes dengan Setya Febrianu di saat yang bersamaan. Yang lalu memulai petualangan dan kisah mereka sendiri, selagi turut campur tangan pada hubungan Saga serta Feryan selaku sahabat terbaik mereka berdua. Ini tentang omega bernama Feryan yang masih terus mengharapkan kedatangan sang fated pair seraya mencoba menutup mata tentang hatinya yang mulai dipenuhi oleh nama Saga. Pun, tentang sosok alpha bernama Saga yang berharap jikalau dia mampu menggantikan diri sebagai fated pair Feryan meskipun penolakan telah berkali-kali diterima. Lalu sekali lagi, membiarkan takdir menuntun kisah cinta mereka selagi tetap berpegang pada janji yang kemudian mengungkapkan kebenaran atas hilangnya sebuah memori. _____ PERINGATAN: Cerita ini berisi kisah percintaan antara sesama laki-laki yang diperuntukkan bagi pembaca cukup usia. Jangan dibaca bila tidak suka. Trims. ❤️

“Do you know how many nights I’ve thought about those? How I imagined sliding your dress up and seeing you in them… in my room, or my office… gagged so you wouldn’t scream my name?” “Say the word, Renata,” he whispered, voice rough. “And I’ll have you right here… where anyone could knock. Where you could get caught with your husband’s father’s cock inside you.” She gasped. But she didn’t say no. ******** One reckless night. A stranger’s touch. Her ruin. The night before her wedding, Renata surrendered to a man whose name she didn’t know… A man who made her tremble, moan, and beg for more in the shadows. The next morning, he was at the wedding hall too…Watching her walk down the aisle to his son. Domingo Serrano. Powerful. Predatory. Possessive. And he’s not done with her. He wants her again. And again. Once a week. No excuses. No escape. But Renata isn’t just drowning in lust and shame. She’s chasing answers. Her parents were murdered under the guise of an auto accident. The killer is hiding behind the walls of the Hidalgo empire. Santiago, her charming husband, has secrets. Lady Constanza, his mother, wears lies like pearls. And Domingo? He’s the darkest of them all. Now Renata’s playing with fire, and carrying a secret that could burn everyone: She’s pregnant. And she doesn’t know if the father is her husband… or his father.

As master grabs me by the neck, he pulls me closer and his hand continues to roam around my body. With an angry look hovering over his face, he whispers. “You belong to me, Imogen, No one under the moon is allowed to touch you the way I do”. At this point i didn’t know what to say but my heart is beating fast. When I needed my mate to accept me, all master did was to reject me and now he wants me back after I have made someone else fall in love with me? With a smirk playing across the edge of my lips, i leaned into his embrace and also whispered, “You made me suffer for you, master. Why don’t I have my own bit of cake by seeing you go through what I went through because of you?” I know I am still in love with master because he is my mate, he is my bondage and more than anything, I wanted that bondage to consume me.

Jason Halem believed in order, tradition, and his pack. Those were his principles. He had no concern with the issues of the heart and he was just fine with being alone until he met Jasmine Calvin, the walking chaos that stumbled into his office and ended up taking more than just his secretary position. She was not a werewolf like him but that didn't stop her reign over his entire life, for she was his mate. Jasmine Calvin knew how to work a man to her advantage and she had her eyes on the wealthy cold hearted Jason Halem. He intrigued her in every sense of the word and from the moment she saw him, she knew he would not be an easy case to crack.

Yanna Simpson's life was forever changed when her parents were brutally killed by werewolves. Fueled by anger and a desire for revenge, she sets out to infiltrate their world and take down the powerful pack responsible for her loss. But when she finally meets Rufus Grayson, the leader of the pack, her mission takes a shocking turn. Rufus is not the monster she expected, and as she delves deeper into the werewolf's world, she discovers a secret about her own existence that threatens to destroy everything she believes in. Will Yanna find the justice she seeks, or will the truth about her past lead to her downfall? Join Yanna on a journey of self-discovery, love, and war in this thrilling tale of secrets and sacrifice.

Pregnancy and motherhood without a husband shattered Clarita's dreams. The night she gave up the crown of her life left Clarita in constant pain. Not to mention the encounter with Atma, a stranger who was always there when she was in trouble. Circumstances force her to search for the man who impregnated her that night. The lack of clues makes it even more difficult for her to find answers, not to mention her existence far from the city makes her even more crushed by the situation. Plus, Byantara's arrival in Clarita's life further complicates matters. Will Clarita be able to find the man who inspires her? Will her love story be anchored to Byantara?

Torn between forbidden desire and destined fate, a young werewolf girl’s heart is caught in an impossible war. Raised in a pack where vampires are the ultimate enemy, she risks everything when she falls in love with one . A mysterious, seductive stranger who sees past her wolf. But just as their secret romance deepens, the Moon Goddess marks her with a mate of her own kind . An Alpha born to lead, and hers by destiny. Now, she must choose between the passion she wasn’t supposed to feel… and the bond she was born to obey.

"There’s no way I would ever spawn a child for a violent and bloodthirsty man like you." - WILLA CORALINE ALFIERO "Keep this in mind, Miss Alfiero… I would rather end the Wick bloodline than continue it with the likes of you." - GALLAHAN WICK Willa Alfiero had once naively thought she could fix her fated mate's twisted beliefs after she met him in the middle of a bloody battle. But her optimism was quickly burned to ashes when she learned that her fated mate was no ordinary enemy, but was actually Gallahan Wick. The General of the Culling Army. Son of the Alpha King. The tyrant who conquered and looted multiple human kingdoms. Willa couldn’t bear to surrender to the side Gallahan belonged to, much less turn a blind eye to his twisted and cruel acts, even though nature and instinct dictated her to stay with him. So, she ran away. She was also forced to retreat as a Warrior of her pack and as a soldier of the ongoing war between the League of the Moon and the Culling Army. Not because her mind and heart had been swayed. Not because she wasn’t brave enough to fight Gallahan in another battle. But because she was pregnant, and she intended to keep her children hidden from their tyrannical father. But no secret could stay as a secret forever. Gallahan was bound to find out about the existence of his children. With their opposing beliefs and strained past, would their tie as fated mates be enough to bring their family back together?

Elle is raised as an Omega after she is supposedly found as a pup by the Alpha of the Blue Crest pack. Blue Crest Omegas are treated no better than slaves, forced to endure the pack's whims while taking care of a pack that does not even respect them. She longs for the day that she will meet her mate – that one person who completes her and will love her instead of despising her for no reason at all. The day that should have been her fairytale turned into her nightmare when Blue Crest's Alpha heir rejects her in front of everyone in order to humiliate her. The truth about Elle is known only by two people. Elle is not just an Omega. She is a descendant of the Moon Goddess who is destined to make her pack the strongest in history. Alpha Kade of the Nightshade pack has yet to find his mate even though he is twenty-four years old. That changes when he visits the Blue Crest pack to discuss an alliance between their packs. He has waited to find his mate and finally has. He also recognizes that she is not just an Omega like Alpha Andrew insists. He finds great amusement in the fact that her ex-mate was such a fool, but he is thankful for it since she was given to him, and he will always praise the Moon Goddess for such a gift. A prophecy, destiny, and supernatural forces are at play as Alpha Kade and Elle are forced to figure it all out before anything happens. Alpha Andrew is not a forgiving man and will stop at nothing to get her back. Can they figure out who their enemies are before it is too late? Can Alpha Kade protect his Luna?