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Ternyata mencintai seseorang dengan tulus begitu menyakitkan, setelah semua pengorbanan telah diberikan. Namun, masih belum bisa meluluhkan hati sang pujaan hati. Hal itu yang dirasakan oleh Andre kepada Amera, sang kakak ipar yang berstatus janda anak satu. Mampukah Andre menahan semua gelora didalam hati dan keadaan Amera yang berusia jauh lebih tua darinya? Belum lagi ada Mama Rossa yang menentang mereka berdua?

Lo presionó contra la puerta del auto, su aroma envolviéndome. "Si fueras mía, te cuidaría mucho mejor", gruñó Matías. Limpié mis lágrimas. "¿Quién dice que no soy tuya?" susurré. "Tú me compraste". Los labios de Matías estaban a un suspiro de los míos. "Quiero que me desees, como yo te deseo a ti". Levanté la vista hacia esos ojos suyos, giratorios y cautivadores. "¿Quién dice que no lo hago?" Entonces, sus labios se precipitaron hacia abajo y capturaron los míos. Todo mi cuerpo se incendió. *** El mundo entero de Catalina se hizo añicos cuando su padre la vendió a Efraín. Sus instintos le decían que él era su compañero, pero el mujeriego desgraciado no la quería - la rechazó. Ahora, con una “R” de rechazada en su cuello, Catalina debe navegar el mundo sola. O tal vez no. El alto y misterioso Matías Castañeda, quien la compró, podría también capturar su corazón. Pero él tiene su propia oscuridad. ¿Hay una segunda oportunidad para ellos? «Comprada por el Daddy Alfa» es una creación de Caricia Dulce, una autora de eGlobal Creative Publishing.

Cerita tentang Rania untuk menyadari bahwa kebahagiaan masih ada dalam hidupnya walau dengan liku yang panjang. Orang tua dan kedua adiknya meninggal bersama, pada hari dan waktu yang sama. Dia diangkat anak oleh adik dari ibunya yang seorang petinggi militer saat berusia 18 tahun. Keluarga kandung dari ayahnya menuduh Rania tak lagi ingat mereka karena sudah ada dalam keluarga ‘berada’. Orang-orang di sekitarnya tak pernah menghargai kerja kerasnya untuk meraih cita-cita karena di anggap menumpang nama dari Mama angkat yang berasal dari keluarga produser film. Keinginan untuk menikahi teman masa kecilnya harus pupus saat ia gugur dalam tugasnya sebagai abdi negara. Inilah kisah Rania Aprilia saat mencari alasan mengapa ia tetap dihidupkan saat semua alasannya untuk hidup diambil darinya. Bergembiralah, Orang yang meninggal tidak ingin mereka yang ditinggal menderita terlalu lama.” (Lim Ju-Kyung – True Beauty 2020)

Jevano Adirangga yang biasa dijuluki cowok tampan yang wangi tiba - tiba saja terlibat masalah dengan Kalandra Elian akibat kelalaiannya sendiri sehingga ia diharuskan menikah dengan gadis itu. Jevan awalnya menolak karena, hei? Manusia mana yang mau menikah dengan orang yang baru saja ia kenal? Namun berkat ancaman sang Mama yang membuat Jevan tak berkutik, ia terpaksa mengiyakan permintaan tersebut dengan sebuah syarat. Hidup Jevan yang tadinya selalu bebas dan tidak pernah terkekang langsung berubah 180 derajat berkat kehadiran Kalandra. Sanggupkah Jevan bertahan dengan Kalandra? Bagaimana kisah keduanya jatuh cinta dan melewati buih - buih kehidupan? Pantengin terus di Mr. Fragrant and Me!!

after loosing twenty men to an unknown attacker in the Amazon rain forest, Brazil calls on U.S.A to help with investigations as to what is going on in the forest. a U.S infantry unit of seven strong men, are deployed into the forest to investigate the matter and bring back information regarding the attack on the Brazilian military. their mission becomes impossible as they loose communication and are now on their own in the rain forest with no idea of what awaits them. With no report from the first team, U.S.A sends in another team to extract the first team within two weeks, ignorant of the fact that what they will face will become a world problem that would make the world question America's action. little does anyone know that what will happen yo the U.S and her President is as a result of a twelve year revenge plot perpetrated by a very powerful player.

The prophecy has been told. A Tribrid will be born to slaught*er every people who oppose with its rule. She will be the queen of all, and every person who will go against her will not only lost his life, but will also burn his soul. Every races was threatened, thus, they made one cruel rule: No Tribrid shall be born. However, few years later, an omega from Shadow pack made a disturbance with its destructive power that trembled everyone. But no one had found where the Tribrid girl after the incident. They were restless. They need to find the tribid and kill it before everything became too late. One the other hand, Sidrich was oblivious of the destructive power within her. Being abused and slaved her whole life, it was hard for her to trust someone again. But meeting the second prince of Sharmai empire, Prince Alastair, Sidrich found herself trusting the prince instantly. His flirtatious remarks, his corny jokes, and his undying devotion to protect Sidrich at all cost beyond everything and everyone made the latter feel safe and comfortable towards the prince. Amidst of all chaos and chasing, the two fought for their love that has never been permissible. However, happiness comes with a price. With enemies trying to find and kill the tribrid, could the two of them would be able to fight until the end of all the havoc?

Aku Raisa Alfiani, biasa dipanggil Caca. Sebagai anak pertama dari tiga bersaudara, dengan semua adik perempuan yang sangat fashionable dan pintar bersolek, Mama sangat cerewet soal penampilanku. Apalagi, kedua adikku kini sudah memiliki pacar. Tiap hari, hidupku jadi tidak tenang karena mama selalu menyindir tentang penampilan dan pernikahan. Aduh! Dikata mudah apa cari pasangan hidup? Mana macam kejar target setoran lagi! Mati aku ...

Melani berusaha mati-matian untuk menyelematkan pernikahannya dari paksaan sang mama yang terus menuntutnya bercerai dari Arga yang hanya memiliki usaha katering kecil dan kedai makan. Kala dirinya berjuang agar pernikahannya tetap utuh, Melani menemukan fakta tentang kedekatan suaminya dengan perempuan lain yang tidak pernah disangkanya. Hidupnya semakin berat, tentang Arga yang berselingkuh semakin mendekati kebenaran. Namun, suatu saat Melani menemukan rahasia yang selama ini disimpan oleh Arga ketika ia sudah menyerah dengan pernikahannya. Kini, Melani seakan berada di persimpangan, melepaskan atau tetap mempertahankan pernikahannya setelah rahasia dibalik pengkhianatan Arga terbongkar.

Life is unsure and unfair for her. Her parents were already dead and she grew up in an orphanage. When she reached 18, they told her to move out so she had no choice but to do what they wanted. She started to work for herself since then. She tried to do a lot of jobs, making her forget what sleep feels like. In this world, a weak omega like her is like trash. Alphas are the only people that are valid in this unfair society. If you want to have a good life, you have no choice but to give yourself to thos alphas or worse, be their slave and let them stomp your dignity. In order to survive, an omega like her needed to stick like a leech to those alphas who the society respects. She even thought of selling herself just to have money. Maybe her life would be better if an alpha brought her. Maybe everything would be better if she had parents she can lean on. All of this came to her faster than bullets and she found herself clinging to that bridge, feeling the chilly air coming from below. Hazel is prepared to end it all, until a child suddenly appeared out of nowhere and clung to her legs. The child kept on calling her “mama” and didn't want to let go. Followed by this, men in black came to her, accusing her of kidnapping the child. “Please don't take me!! I didn't know this child!” Hazel exclaimed.

Gulong-gulo ang isip niya. Hindi niya inaasahang sa isang iglap ay magbabago ang takbo ng buhay niya. “Huwag kang mag-alala baby Elisha, mula ngayon ako na ang mag-aalaga sa’yo,” pumatak ang luha niya ng hindi niya namamalayan. Labis ang pagdaramhating kanyang nararamdaman. Wala na ang nanay niya, maging ang bunsong kapatid na si Troy at ang girlfriend nitong si Elizabeth Del Castillo. Pupunta sana ang mga ito sa health center upang i-pacheck up ang tatlong buwang sanggol na noon ay mataas ang lagnat at kinukumbulsiyon. Sa di inaasahang pagkakataon ay nabalitaan na lamang niya ang masakit na pangayayri. Naaksidente ang sinasakyang dyip ng mga ito at tanging si Baby Elisha lamang ang nakaligtas. Handa siyang alagaan at ituring na tunay na anak ang pamangkin, hanggang dumating ang araw na gusto itong kunin ng mayamang pamilya ni Elizabeth. Nagdadalawang isip siyang palakihin ito sa mga Del Castillo. Natatakot siyang makuha nito ang masamang ugali ng tiyuhin nitong si George Del Castillo... ngunit higit sa lahat, natatakot siyang mawalan ng dahilan upang magkita pa sila ng binata.