Yo Mama Jokes Spongebob

My mother-in-law brings a woman from the countryside. She looks like she's up to no good when she asks my husband and I to care for the woman. My husband is a mama's boy through and through. His gaze darts around, and he doesn't object to his mother's words. Is it a trend nowadays for people to serve mistresses on a silver platter? It looks like I'll have to do my best in "caring" for them, then…

Dipaksa menikah dengan seorang lelaki tua dan kaya raya, tentu saja membuat jiwa Alana berontak. Meskipun alasannya adalah demi melunasi hutang almarhum Papa, tapi Alana tidak perduli, karena sang Mama tiri dan juga kakak tirinya berniat mengambil keuntungan dari pernikahan paksa tersebut. Disamping itu, Alana juga memiliki tekad melanjutkan kuliah agar masa depannya cerah, tidak tertindas seperti sekarang ini. Lalu bagaimana Alana menghadapi hari-harinya setelah kejadian pernikahan paksa tersebut?

Elshanum Cakrawinata seorang gadis yang menuntut balas kepada wanita yang merenggut kebahagiaan mamanya. Kehidupannya semakin buruk setelah mengetahui Cakrawinata yang merupakan papanya memiliki wanita lain yang merupakan sahabat Hanum Gayatri, mama tercintanya. Luka hatinya semakin parah ketika ia dijodohkan paksa oleh Cakra dan menggantikan Citra adim tirinya untuk menikahi lelaki cacat demi mendapatkan investasi untuk bisnis Cakra. Bersama dengan Hanum gadis itu membalas segala perbuatan Cakra dan Mayang wanita simpanannya yang telah menghancurkan hidupnya. Siapa sangka lelaki cacat yang dijodohkan dengannya merupakan lelaki sehat dengan penuh kharisma. Lelaki tampan yang mencari cinta sejati dengan berpura-pura cacat. Namun, hubungan mereka tak berjalan dengan mudah, dendam di hati Elsha membuatnya menutup diri dan tidak dapat merasakan cinta lelaki itu. Sementara Sean yang sudah jatuh hati dengan Elsha berusha keras untuk meluluhkan dendam dihatinya. Akankah mereka bersatu? Dan mungkinkah Elsha akan menghapus dendamnya?

Caution: This Books Has Mature Content! “Mama…” I called her by a different name, wanting to touch her, but she flinched and moved away like I was some kind of devil— Though I am. “I promise I will protect you, love you, cherish your whole being. I will never make you sad again. I will stand by you in anything you do. Can you believe me and allow me to be your guardian?” I ask with caution in my voice. She scoffed, “Guardian? Don't you think that word is too heavy for you?!” She looked up angrily and my breathing couldn't help but quicken, her eyes were swollen and red, her eyes looked at me with disgust and anger. She continues, through the mind link, “Why is everything so against me?! Why does everything hate me so much? Got rejected by my mate whom I love so much, My parents got locked up, and I don't even know if they are alive, got banished, I faced ambush and lost my voice!” Her thoughts were going haywire, she was getting more agitated which is bad. I didn't know she had faced all this. I will surely kill them all! I tried to hug her but she pushed me away, then stood up as she looked at me with anger, her finger pointing at me, with her body just covered with a piece of cloth I had worn for her after she fell asleep after the deed yesterday. “You saved me, I was so thankful, but—” She stopped and swallowed hard and looked at me bitterly as she shook her head. ******************** Read The Story Of The Mute Alina and The Northern Alpha, Kennedy.

Lara dijual oleh mama tirinya kepada seorang lelaki. Dia harus menikah dengan orang yang tidak dikenalnya. Xander menikahi Lara bukan tanpa sebab, dia sudah menyimpan perasaannya selama bertahun-tahun, dan ketika mereka bersama, satu per satu rahasia terkuak. Ketika bahagia hampir dirasaka keduaanya, Xander harus menikahi wanita atas perjodohan. Lalu bagaimana kisah mereka selanjutnya?

At first, I thought life was so easy but as the years had passed, I realized that life is obnoxious, specially for those poor who pray every day to win in a lottery. Since I was a kid, I already had carried a big responsibility in my arms, sometimes making me question myself whether I was born to live happily or the other way around. My mom and father had a divorce when I was a kid, and unluckily, she made me choose between her and papa. And now, too bad but I regretted nothing. On that day, I chose my dad, and never in million of years would I become jealous to my sister (who had chosen mom) just because she is rich and can buy anything she wants. I was used at buying my only basic needs, securing the rest of my money for future because I know I will still be the only one who can benefit at the end. I was just living peacefully, without having any regrets and doubts, but there is a man named Spencer whose arrogance could reach the planet Jupiter. And I can't deny he got the looks that made everyone to flicker after him. But never in million years would I become fluttered just because of silly and corny jokes from him. But I became tongue-tied for predicting everything. Because I was wrong for judging him like that.

Gejolak gairah yang membangkitkan dendam di masalalunya, membuat pria tampan nan rupawan berambisi ingin menghancurkan masa depan kedua anak gadis orang yang telah membunuh orang tuanya. Dia menginginkan orang yang telah membunuh orang tuanya merasakan sakit yang teramat pedih, seperti rasa yang masih berkecamuk dalam dirinya. Menurut dia, orang tua mana yang tidak akan terluka ketika anaknya tersakiti bahkan tidak punya masa depan sama sekali. Makanya dia sangat berambisi membalaskan dendam melalui kedua anak pelaku pembunuhan terhadap mama dan papanya. Akankah ambisi itu berhasil dia lancarkan?

I'm Cassandra Rivera. I'm eighteen years old and in my first year at University, taking up Fine Arts. My life has been hell since I was young. My parents, sister, and brother treated me as their slave. They beat me if I did wrong. I started working for my family when I was six years old, and if I did wrong, my parents would scold and beat me. When I was younger, I wondered why my family treated me this way, but when I was ten years old, my mother got angry at me and she told me that I was an unwanted child. She wanted to abort me when I was still in her womb, but I kept holding on. They don't like me out of this world, and since then, I didn't see them as my family but as my employer like how they treated me as their maid. Luckily, there's a helper at home who cares for me, and I saw her as my second mother. She would tend my cuts and bruises every time my family beat me. Sometimes, my father punished her because of me. I love Mama Amara, because she's the only person who cares for me, and love me. When I enter the university, I meet this guy. His name is Jaxon Garcia. He's from a wealthy family. He's good to me, and when he told me his feelings, I quickly accepted it. We were happy for a few months, but I found out he only courted me because of a bet with my brother Kris. I was devastated, and for the first time, I wanted the comfort of my father. But my father did the worst. He used me as collateral for his debt to the wealthiest man in the country.

Aubrielle De Guzman is giving all her best just to gain her father's love and approval. She always make sure that she's at the top of their class, not getting higher than one mistake in any exam, and be the best daughter everytime that they have a family gathering. Gagawin niya ang lahat para sa ama kahit ang ipakasal siya nito sa lalaking hindi niya kilala. Hanz Aiser Cruz is a well-known CEO in automotive industry. He's the only son of Golem and Asyana Cruz. If there's something that he has the same with Brie, it is being lack of a father's attention. He will also do everything para ipagmalaki siya ng kaniyang ama, even that everything means turning his life into unrealistic story. Akala nila ay pagpapakasal ang solusyon para makuha na nila ang atensyon at pagtanggap mula sa kanilang ama. Not until the one fell in love and the other one regret the decision that he made. Hanggang kailan mo isisisi sa taong naghahanap lang rin nang pagmamahal ang pagmamahal na hindi maibigay sa'yo ng iba? Paano kung huli na ang lahat at nakalimutan ka na niya?

Adefi terpaksa kabur dari rumah demi menghindari perjodohannya dengan seorang laki-laki tua, insiden pelarian itu mempertemukannya dengan sesosok dokter tampan bernama Rangga. Saat sedang memikirkan tempat tinggal dan nasib perkuliahannya, Mama Rangga menawarkan satu kesepakatan yang akan menjamin biaya kuliah, tempat tinggal dan makan Adefi. Yakni perjanjian 30 hari untuk membuat Rangga jatuh cinta. Namun, apakah Adefi siap dengan segala rintangan yang akan dihadapinya?