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I slammed my fist onto the table, barely able to contain my rage. “There’s nothing I can do, Henry; he married Sol. Besides, your stepmother is a good person—” "Even you, uncle? You fell for the act of that gold-digging maid my father married?!" Uncle Roberto sighed and slowly adjusted his glasses, trying to calm me down. "Henry, calm down. Solana is kind. Yes, she used to be a maid here, but she’s a good girl. She took care of your father, and—”

"And you still want the man? What would you do with a single father?" Mona scoffs. "Isn't that what we've got advanced poison for? Just give the baby a drop and she will drop dead. The father will remain mine. But first I'll start with that bitch who slapped me, I'll be content with killing her too, and then take the man. Then, sending the baby to heaven will be the straw on the camel's back"

“Once I’m done with you.” The Rogue just chuckled. “What, a little girl like you? I’d crush you in an instant. Get out of here, short stuff.” “Dear, don’t endanger yourself for an old woman like me—” the old woman began, but the Rogue cut her off, whipping the silver blade of a knife out of his pocket and pointing it at her. “Shut up, bitch!” he snarled. That was when I had enough. Instinct kicked in. “Get him,” Ema growled. “I want to feel his bones crunch in my jaws.”

Anna shouted in anger. "If you don't come home in half an hour, the belongings of your beloved mother will be burnt." James threatened her using her weak point. He knew how much Anna loves her mother. And she would never allow to do this. Her mother's belongings are like treasure to her. "I am on the way" Anna said and disconnected the call.. "Don't tell me you are going home to apologize to that bastard" Jenny shouted in anger. "I need to save my mother's belongings, Jenny. I can't let them destroy those" Anna said and stood up but Jenny held her hand

“¿Qué hacen, eh? Why are you all fighting over the screen?” Mamá appears at the edge of Fiona’s frame and immediately snatches the phone. Her face fills the screen, eyeliner on point, hair pulled back neat. “Mi vidaaaas,” she coos. “Max, Issa, come on, show Abuela, have you eaten yet?” “Eating,” Max answers through a mouthful, visual evidence included. Issa lifts her chicken to the camera. “Look, Abuela, Mama cook chicken. Not burnt.” “HEY,” I protest.

"You truly are a devil, Xavier!" Elara cried out as she struggled to break free from his grip, fleeing the room with suppressed rage. Xavier watched her go, a smirk spreading across his face. He brushed his thumb over his bottom lip. "This devil is the one who will give you pleasure, Mama!" Tonight, the Vaughn estate felt more suffocating than usual. Elara stood before the large mirror in her room, her fingers trembling as they touched the black choker wrapped tightly around her neck. It felt like an invisible chain, a constant reminder that wherever she went, Xavier was watching.

Hank’s aim was as shitty as his parenting, but the asshole still nicked me good. “Más rápido que un cohete, mijo,” Mamá said, not turning around. (“Faster than a rocket, son.”) Her hands hovered over Dru’s bare back, the sheet pooled at her hips like a surrendered flag. I froze, the sudden stillness making the wound scream. The air turned to kerosene. I shifted, ribs screaming, and Mamá’s eyes snapped to the blood blooming on my shirt. “Mijo—” “Ella primero (“Her first.”),” I growled, bracing against the counter, my free hand pressing hard into my side.

Mama Rosa disappeared into the kitchen without taking their order. "She doesn't believe in menus," Damien explained. "You eat what she makes, and you like it." "And if you don't like it?" "Then you lie convincingly, because Mama Rosa has a wooden spoon and she's not afraid to use it." Isabella laughed—a real laugh, not calculated or performed. The sound surprised her. "You come here often?"

Yayyyyyy, I love you mommy". She yelled running off to watch TV. "My babies, I said going over to hug Damien and Lisa kissing Dame on the cheeks and Lisa on her forehead". "Hey mom, how was work today? Dame asked taking my handbag and dropping it on the couch. "Oh boy, it was good it wasn't really hectic today. How was school today? I asked them. "awesome". "Great". "Nothing happened?". "Nope" They replied. Damien rolled his eyes taking Luca from my arms. " You just got home Mom, shower and we can start dinner. I'll help. I tried to protest but he shut me up

I don't know how life would be without these fools. "Quick question honey but did you use protection." Lena asked. She is the mama bear of the squad. "Yes, mama. We used protection." "That's great I just wanted to make sure I wasn't going to become an aunt any time soon." "What you hate kids?" Chelsea asked playfully shoving her. Lena slapped her hand off her shoulders and looked back at me giving me that serious scary mama look the one that my mama even never gave me. "Don't get me wrong barbie doll. I love kids and all kids love me.