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And he walked together with Reagan towards the elevator. "Fuck it." Yomiel cursed as he scratched his head. "Why? Reagan asked. "The car was on the condo. Damn it. My Dad's the best and the worst at the same time." Yomiel grunted. Reagan laughed at him. "Damn, that's probably what your mom would say too. Like 'I love this man and I hate him at the same time'" Reagan told Yomiel as he patted his back.

Aiden eyes snapped up and he quickly pulled back the laptop and started replying to the email. “Who are you?” After a few minutes, another email popped up, “This is not what you should be asking. Nothing matters, Mr. Lockwood. If you care? Find us, before it’s too late. Make some efforts for my mom. Once you land in Kanderton. Sniff the air and it will lead you to my mom. Because you should know. She makes the best tarts in the world. Bye.” Aiden stood up and loosened his tie. Was it… Was it his son? He had a son? What about the other one? Was it also a son or a daughter?

"And Ezekiel's reputation...what about that?" I clenched my jaw, my hands curling into fists at my sides. "It would be better if you went with your dad," Mom continued, her voice taking on a mockingly reasonable tone. "Ezekiel’s reputation would remain intact, and everything would go back to normal. You could come here to visit him occasionally." Suddenly, Mom stepped closer, grabbing my face with one hand. Her grip tightened, her fingers digging into my skin as she leaned closer. "And as I know," she hissed, her voice dripping with venom, "my daughter has become my boyfriend’s personal slut."

The something in this case being my comment about not getting married. "WHAT IS THIS I'M HEARING ABOUT YOU NOT WANTING TO GET MARRIED? YOU'RE STILL GOING ON WITH THIS FOOLISH TALK? DON'T SAY THAT! YOU'LL SURELY GET MARRIED IN JESUS NAME!!" she barged into dad's study, pausing by the door, arms folded with a murderous look on her face. Meet Kelly Shirley Washington. My one and only dramatic queen mom. I honestly love her to bits but it's times like these that make me seriously consider selling her at the first auction I chance upon for the lowest bid.

"You are just like your father, sometimes. Fine. You both can go to Scotland while me and Samantha go to Italy." I threw my slice of pizza on the cardboard box in anger "Seriously, Mom? You know Dad's at sea that time of year-" "-then you can go by yourself, since your Italian roots mean nothing. I'll leave you to your business work." And with that, she hung up. I threw my phone on the ground and sighed. Sarah laughed "Man your family is a trip. Your mom reminds me of my mom." I looked up at her "She's Italian?" Sarah laughed "No, Mexican. She still threatens to beat me with a chancla when I come over."

Imogen “Oh, Immi they’ve won isn’t that amazing and they’re saying that Cody is a record breaker and will go in the Hall of Fame. That’s marvellous.” My mom is saying, whilst my dad claps away. Of course he is ecstatic, his son, my brother, Atlas has done good too.

ᴍʏ ᴛʜɪʀᴛᴇᴇɴ ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴏʟᴅ ʙᴏᴅʏ ᴡɪᴍᴘᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛʀᴏɴɢ ʟᴀsʜ ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ᴡɪʜᴘ “ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ-- ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍʏ ᴍᴏᴍᴍʏ.“ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛᴇᴀʀs ғʟᴏᴡ�

Chelsea teased. The thing with my mom is that she likes to think and to act like a teenage girl, the fact that she is about to hit fifty as never settled in her brain. "Well," I shrugged a bit and picked up my glass of tequila. "The only way I stopped her from following me is by making her think I was going to church." "Oh girl, you could have come with her. I like your mommy, she is so fun," Stacie pouted at me making me feel guilty right now.

What the hell ? “Oh my God !!! You are soooooo pretty !!!!” my Mom- the great Alpha Zoe Stone screamed in her sing song voice like a fan girl and if Aunt Nyssa’s hugs spelt death then Mom’s were enough to kill you for ten lifetimes- not exaggerating. I repeat. I am NOT exaggerating.

Noah's_wifey Why do I have a feeling that everyone except me is the admin? I_pooped No u! Cereal_killer No u! Yes_you_suck No u! I_love_my_mommy (Liam) Since, everyone is doing it... No u! I_pooped Oh, hey, Liam! I_love_my_mommy Heyo, everyone, my mommy sends hugs, kisses and cookies. Yes_you_suck Wow, your mommy is such a sweetheart. I_love_my_mommy She sure is and I love my mommy.