Yo Mama So Old Jokes

Pinagtagpo ng tadhana ang dalawang taong magkaiba ng estado sa buhay. Ngunit ang tadhana rin ba ang gagawa ng paraan upang sila'y maghiwalay? Sila ba'y mananatili sa isa't isa? O, mas pipiliing lumayo para sa ikatatahimik ng kanilang mga puso? Will they still hold on to each other, or. . . move on?

Natasha Kisniver never planned to steal from the Mafia. But when her younger sister collapses and the hospital halts her treatment over unpaid debts she couldn't afford, Natasha is pushed beyond desperation. Her only option? Steal a priceless ring from Jackson Darkmoon—a billionaire tech she believes is untouchable. The ring is sold on the black market, and her sister’s treatment resumes. But then she discovers a fatal mistake she made on her research: Jackson Darkmoon doesn’t exist. He’s a false identity, a fictional character of Alexander Darkmoon—the elusive and feared godfather of a Mafia empire her late father had always warned her about. Realizing she’s stolen from the most dangerous man alive, Natasha runs. But Alexander Darkmoon is not a man who forgives theft—especially not something so personal. He finds her within hours. She can’t repay him in money, so he takes her instead. Claimed as his property, Natasha is pulled into a brutal, opulent world where power is everything—and one wrong move could mean death. She vows to escape. But as she sees the man behind the monster, she changes her mind. As days turn into weeks, the line between hate and desire begins to blur. Alexander's control slips the more time he spends with her. Enemies start circling, and her presence — once a punishment — becomes a dangerous liability. Or worse, the key to his downfall. Just when Alexander begins to trust her, Natasha makes a desperate move to help her sister again — unknowingly putting a deadly plan planned by Alexander's rivals into motion. Betrayed and furious, Alexander pushes her away. But when she’s kidnapped by the very enemies he warned her about, Alexander is faced with a brutal choice: Let her go—or burn his empire to save her.

She married him to save her sister’s life. He married her to save his crown. For two years, Alicia kept her vows and her silence--until the night Edward Valentine asked for an open marriage and stepped back into the orbit of the woman he once called his first love. When her sister collapses and Alicia faces the worst alone, she finally sees the truth: beneath his cold vows, there was never a heart for her at all. But distance cuts deeper than anger. And when the life he built without love starts to crack, Edward learns the cost of the wife he treated like a stranger. Now the man who never begged may have to. If she’s still there to listen.

I was being sold. I shuddered. Whoever would buy me… “Raise your number again, and I will rip out your throat.” Whoever it was, they were violent. I heard a hiss of pain and gasps around the room. Soon after, I was dragged off the stage and down the hall again. Then, I was tossed onto something soft like a bed. “I’m going to untie you now, okay?” “You smell so good…” he groaned and placed a hand on my thigh. “What’s your name?” Staring at the two twins in front of me, I cannot find a word to say. They even told me about a world beyond my understanding. “You’re a hybrid. There are things you need to understand about our world before we take you back to the pack. Thousands of years ago, the Old Moon Goddess passed away.” “When she was alive, we were one large pack, but when she died, we split up. Currently, there are the Black Moon, Blood Moon, and Blue Moon packs. The Blue Moon Pack is the most powerful.” ******Lucy, a hybrid of human and werewolf from White Moon Pack, the second goddess of the moon, the only survivor of the White Moon Pack. She has the power to unify the wolves, and because of her special identity, her parents died at the hands of the alpha of another pack.

Damon spared him a glance before turning to me. “Do you want his head, little mouse?” *** Sabrina thought nothing could be worse than being deceived by the man she loved the most—until the day he shattered her world completely. “Elena is my mate, and I’ve deceived you this entire time. We recognized each other the moment she turned eighteen. Dating you was all a game my mate wanted, and it was fun taking part in it.” Heartbroken and betrayed, Sabrina believed she had hit rock bottom. But she was wrong. When her family and pack offered her as a sacrifice to the most feared Alpha in existence, she realized her nightmare was only beginning. *** Alpha Damon Blackthorn, a thousand years old beast cursed by a witch, a ruthless leader no one dared to defy. Yet, from the moment he laid his eyes on Sabrina, something snapped. Mate. His wolf yearned for her, yet she couldn’t recognize him. She was wolfless. *** Sabrina wanted an escape. Ever since she came to the blackthorn pack, something changed. It felt like she was hallucinating and was on the verge of going mad. She had crazy dreams. Dreams so vivid they bled into reality, warning her of what was to come. A connection between her and Damon simmered beneath the surface, dangerous, forbidden, and impossible to ignore. But the truth is far darker than either of them realize. Sabrina wasn’t just a sacrifice…she was the key to breaking Damon’s curse. And with war looming and ancient forces stirring, Sabrina must decide: escape and save herself, or embrace the darkness and risk losing her soul to the cursed Alpha who might just be her fate. Note: This book is a slow burn. Main Leads don’t fall in love till later.

Hanggan kailan kita mamahalin ang mga salita binitawan ni Vee PasCua sa loob ng dalawa tao simula ng makilala niya si Dylan Lucario minahal na niya ito ngunit hindi tulad sa kaibigan niyang si Bhella at sa asawa nitong Cy na kapatid ni Dylan ay siya lamang ang nagmamahal dahil may iba mahal at hinihintay ang binata. hanggan kailan hahabol at magpakatamga si Vee sa pagmamahal niya sa lalaki kung hindi naman nito masuklian ang pag ibig na ibinigay niya at sa pagbabalik ng taong mahal ni Dylan lalo niya nalaman na hindi talaga siya mahal ng lalaki. bibitaw na ba siya o kakapit pa na may pag asa mahalin din siya ng lalaki o mananatili lamang siyang mag isang nagmamahal

Simpleng babae si Irene na may simpleng buhay at pangarap, ngunit ang lahat ng simple at tahimik niyang araw araw ay gagambalain ng pagsulpot ng isang estrangherong makikilala niya sa pangalang Tisoy. Kung paano ganun kabilis na sumulpot sa buhay niya ang binata ay ganun ring kabilis siyang nahulog dito. Ngunit isang araw ay bigla na lamang itong hindi na nagpakita sa kanya at ng mag krus ulit ang kanilang landas iba na ang katauhan at pangalan nito. Isa na itong milyonaryo at nagiisang tagapagmana pero ang masakit para kaya Irene ay hindi na siya nito nakikilala.

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK ⚠️ Si Maya ay isang bilanggo sa mansion ng mga Gustin dahil sa malaking pagkakautang. Tanggap niya ang kapalaran niya na habang buhay magbayad ng pagkakautang sa mga ito kapalit ng kanyang paninilbihan... Isa lang ang hiling niya, iyon ang bumalik ang nanay niya na bigla nalang siyang iniwan sampong taon na ang nakakaraan. Nang bumalik si Hannah galing sa America, ang apo ng mga Gustin ay agad na ipinagkasundo ito sa isang mayamang binata na si Tyler Montemayor; Ngunit nagmatigas si Hannah. Sa takot ng mga Gustin na baka i-pull-out ng binata ang investment nito sa kanilang kumpanya ay naisip nilang si Maya ang ipakasal kay Tyler dala ang kanilang apelido. Walang nagawa si Maya kundi ang pumayag na ma-ikasal sa mayamang binata. Hinanda niya ang sarili na masaktan at pagmalupitan ng mayamang binata ngunit hindi iyon ang nangyari... "Araw-araw kitang mamahalin, Maya.” Katagang sinabi ni Tyler na labis n'yang ikinagulat. Mapanindigan kaya ni Tyler ang pangako gayong maraming tutol at hadlang sa pag iibigan nilang dalawa? O sa bandang huli ay magkakahiwalay din sila?

Scarlett , she -wolf who once ran away from the Pack which mistreated her for not shifting comes back after few years but this time she was not weak.Her eyes were ice cold which shows nothing but emptiness. Behind that facade, her heart yearned for warmth and love . Living with a little hope to find her mate who might bring happiness back in her life But what happens when her mate turns out to be the one she despise the most, Alpha Lucian

Shira Williams is a beautiful young lady looking for a means to bring her family out of crisis. Her innate clumsiness brings her in contact with Cole Stuart, the billionaire CEO in line for the chairmanship of Stuart Group. The stuck up and workaholic CEO has to get a bride but is far from anything concerning love. Or is he...? What could have brought them together but fate?