Yo Mama So Old Jokes Novels & Stories

I was beginning to shed tears, couldn't wait any longer. "All the time I cry just because of you, and it doesn't touch you, you don't love me!" I said wiping off my tears with my hands. He took a sip from his glass cup. "You're mine, so it's your body. Why do you resist? Until then, a man has needs" He said confidently. "Because…" I was going to let it all out, tell him what a jerk he is, but I couldn't, he wasn't one to be messed with. Matt hated being disrespected or intimidated in anyway. "You know what… " I sobbed, Cleared my face "I would rather give another man my body!" "I would kill any man that touches you" he said with a light smile. "You wouldn't give me happiness, and you don't want me to get happiness from somewhere else, what kind of a man are you?" "No, Arianne, don't you dare question my authority." I ignored his words. "I'm a woman, I have needs too." "Come live with me, but you won't. I will make you a queen, give you all you want and—" "You mean make me your sex slave?" ....

Amelia Ryker has lived her life as the Alpha’s daughter so imagine her shock when she is mated to her brother Aiden. This singular action reveals a hidden family secret which is that Amelia is not the Ryker’s child. She was dropped on their steps as a baby but the whereabouts of her parents are unknown. Ripped away from the life she has known, Amelia makes a drunken decision and has a one night stand with none other than the notorious lycan king. The consequences of her actions come to bite her in the ass when he declares that the only way he wants her. Amelia is sold to Darius for a meager peace treaty. Sharing four walls with the lycan king Amelia realizes that there is more to him than what she might have originally thought including a secret that has the power to change all their fates. She starts to wonder how someone as simple as her could have gotten entangled in so many webs, but then again, is there really anything simple about her?

I am a real estate agent. My mom, Irma Bond, comes to me privately and asks me to sell her apartment. She explains, "Your dad is having trouble with his business. I want to give him a little assistance." This apartment was left to her by my grandmother, Anita Crosby. It was meant to be a safe haven just for her. For my dad, she is selling her own refuge at a low price. Soon, a buyer contacts me. The woman says to me, "Hi. Could you reserve the apartment for me first? I'll have my partner give it to me as a birthday gift next week." The moment I catch a glimpse of her profile photo featuring her and her partner, I freeze. It's my dad! I nod with a smile as I reply, "Of course. I look forward to seeing him soon."

Andrea was your average girl who was very sweet and hardworking. Only things took a turn when she witnessed her father being killed by an unknown creature. Only it didn't end there she was introduced to a world one would think only existed in the story books and movies. When it seemed like her life couldn't get any worse, she found herself at the wrong place at the wrong time. She was taken and locked up. One look at at Andrea and Alpha Logan knew. 'Mate' Alpha Logan was not one to be messed with, he was the Alpha of the most dangerous pack in the country,he was ruthless, arrogant and heartless. He would stop at nothing to have what is his, Andrea even if it means keeping her locked up. Not because he wanted her but because his pack needed a Luna. Only one little problem Andrea had no intentions of being his Luna and it looked like this fallen angel was fallen for a reason he was anything but sweet or loving. He also was harboring one secret that could ruin Andrea.

~ The Sweetest Temptations are...the Forbidden ones!~ ******* Don't you dare... reject me again!" He growled in a powerful whisper into her ear. She felt his body tremble, making her freeze. After getting kidnapped, Arielle opened her eyes only to find herself getting sold to one of the most mysterious men she's ever met with a face that could steal her breath away. Ezekiel immediately marks her as his, and soon enough Arielle begins to understand just how much mystery surrounds her Lycan King as he takes her back with him to his country. But Ezekiel isn't the only person shrouded with secrets. Now pregnant with the Lycan king's child, the obstacles they face not only make them grow stronger together, but brings forth a new era! He is absolutely forbidden to her, and should throw her out immediately... but Ezekiel is determined to have his mate accept him. He would not let her reject him...again. He plans to devour not only her body, but her heart and every nightmare she locks deep inside her soul.

After catching her boyfriend cheating on her with the daughter of a Beta, Nora runs straight into the arms of a stranger and discovers he is her fated mate. Heartbroken and desperate to forget her humiliation, she spends one reckless night with him, believing the Moon Goddess has finally given her a way out of her miserable life. But by morning, he’s gone. He hadn’t claimed or marked her. Her stepfather labels her a slut and her pack discards her by selling her off as a maid to the powerful Lake Pack, Nora thinks her fate couldn’t get any worse until she learns the truth. The maid job was only a cover. Her real mission is to spy inside the royal packhouse and help assassinate the Alpha King. The last thing Nora expects is to be chosen as the future Luna by the cold and feared Alpha Prince himself! What Nora doesn’t know is that the ruthless Alpha Prince is the same man she had a one-night stand with...

Clara Davis is a trained seductress and elite nightclub performer, sent on a dangerous mission to infiltrate the life of billionaire Jeffery Rothwell and seize control of his empire. Outwardly charming, innocent, and irresistible, she hides a ruthless mind and deadly skills, willing to do whatever it takes to accomplish her goal because her freedom to live a normal life depends on that mission. Every interaction, every seduction, and every performance brings her closer to her objective, but also risks exposing her in ways she cannot predict. As Clara embeds herself deeper into Jeffery’s world, she unexpectedly falls in love with him, violating her organization’s rules and putting herself at risk. Jeffery, observant and dominant, soon uncovers her true motives. His response is brutal. He assaults her, removes her inner organs, and forces facial and body reconstruction, declaring her dead. Reborn under a new identity, Clara must adjust to a reality dominated by fear, power, and obsession, walking beside a man whose control is absolute. As psychological games of dominance, desire, and manipulation intensify, Clara uncovers fragments of the Rothwell family’s past, including the shocking truth that the real Jeffery died years ago and the man she serves is a master assassin secretly controlling the empire. Every choice she makes carries risk, and every step is fraught with danger. Forbidden love turns to searing hatred as Clara confronts the assassin Jeffery and the resurfacing real Rothwell, forcing her to reconcile her past, her reborn identity, and the deadly truths surrounding her. Clara must embrace her new self, wield her intelligence and strength, and survive in a world where power is absolute, desire is weaponized, and love is no longer a refuge. Nothing is as it seems, and every choice comes at a dangerous cost.

Lynn Sheldon was finally happy her husband had allowed her to work after caging her for three years. Her happiness turned to despair when she realized her husband had sold her to a ruthless billionaire for one night stand for just four thousand dollars.

Fairytales are all about fantasy and happy endings but this one doesn't have magic, fairy godmothers, evil stepmothers and stepsisters, evil queens, and poisoned apples. This is an untold fairytale about a sophisticated lady who cares so deeply about reputation and a shameless man who doesn't give a care. Will they be able to have their happy ending like most fairytales?

Clover Gilmore has spent her life being invisible. As the female heir to the Beta position, she's endured years of sabotage, mockery, and cruelty, especially from Alpha Heir Milton Kirkwood and her stepbrother Peter, who both hid their true feelings behind hostility. But the Goddess has other plans. When Clover's wolf finally emerges, Milton's fated bond snaps into place with a single kiss. Yet he isn't her only potential mate. Peter has loved her secretly for years, and a second bond simmers beneath the surface—one that can only form if all three hearts are willing. Before they can navigate this impossible situation, rogues attack with military precision. Clover discovers she's been their target for a decade, connected to a conspiracy that murdered her mother and her baby brother, her father never knew about. A shadowy figure called the Rogue Prince has been waiting, watching, planning. Now buried secrets are surfacing. A traitor hides within the pack. And Clover must embrace the strength she's always possessed while three hearts learn whether they can beat as one. She was dismissed as worthless. She might be the key to everything and to them.