You Can't Joke About That Novels & Stories

Jeff jokes around and laughs his ass out. “Shut up,” “Shut up!” Both Seid and I yell at his not-so-funny joke.

Avory has her way with stupid jokes. ‘Alright. Enough with the joking. Now tell me what I have to do.’ ‘Who told you I was joking?’ ‘You can't be serious about that, Avory? You really want me to do that? How the hell do you think I'm supposed to do that? What do you think I am? A bulldozer?’

Because the kick is more painful. ‘Hey, you can't laugh like that. They are your babies that desire such weird combinations.’ ‘You are such a loving father, Isaac.’ Tears well up in my eyes. “Don't joke." I plead. If she is joking then it's not a good joke. She eyes me with a sadistic smile. “I can't believe you still think that it's a joke. Get over it. I can't believe you fell for my game." I step towards her and cup her cheeks. “I said It's. Not. Funny. Anymore." I grit out.

“How hard can it be?” Just as I’m about to have a stroke, he breaks into a huge grin. “I’m kidding. Of course I’ve parachuted before.” I hit him several times on the chest with my fists. “STOP – DOING – THAT!” He laughs. “What?” “Bullshitting every time someone asks you a question!” “You ever heard the expression, ‘Laugh to keep from crying’?” “Yeah, so?” “So I can either joke around and keep it light, or I can be serious and we can all be miserable and afraid and then panic and lose focus and die. Which is it gonna be?”

He responded. “To you. Living so freaking long already would probably make even shitting funny.” I retorted. “It’s not.” “I thought it would be.” “That means you don’t get it.” He shook his head with a regretful expression. I fired back. "I don’t want to. But you should know that not every serious moment needs a joke that only benefits you. If I ask you a question, you’re supposed to give me the right answer.” “I did give you the answer.”

I can eat it too heheh joke. Only then will I eat him and he will let me. I'm not just going to eat it, I'm going to swallow it-- what he's cooking right now heheh, let's change the topic you guys are bad because that's what you're thinking hahaha. You should imitate me, you who don't get horny, ganern. I was about to walk to Ken when I suddenly remembered that you don't have a joke label heheh. no offense, please don't make me feel like you don't have breasts heheh, it's just a joke again.

Jhero laughs at my remark while shaking his head. "Oh, dear, come on! It's not that I take it like it's just nothing, I just don't like dramas, okay? If I think through it, it will just stress me out and I wouldn't be able to do my job if my mental health is not stable. Look at you, because you are taking the situation seriously, you are being paranoid and overstressed."

I ask with fright and he smirks. " Do you want me to tell her about us?" He asks with amusement and I gape at him. is he really trying to make out a joke out of this serious issue? "This is not a joke Eric. This is a serious matter. It is my mum were talking about here. " I say and he chuckles as if it's nothing to worry about.

Coming outside, I see Japhia laughing and clenching his stomach. “Something funny, Japhia?” My brow rises furiously. He takes a while before he stops laughing, “No, but you should have seen your face when I said we were talking about your sex life as if that was such a bad thing.” “What’s wrong with you? Everything can’t always be a joke!” Tears peak at the corner of his eyes, “Not everything, just the funny things.”

“Yeah well, my sleeping pattern has been off-balance lately, so it's only natural that my eating habits will change too. And geez, I can't help being hungry all the time.” “I think you should cut back on the food a little. At this rate, you'll end up being the biggest person I know.” He teased, poking her belly. “You're such a dick.” “But you still love this dick.” “Are you serious right now? Tell me, does it look like I’m in the mood for any of your crap?” “Whoa, it was just a joke.” “Don't joke like that. Some jokes that are funny, right? And others that are just not ok. Guess which category yours falls into.”