You Can't Joke About That Novels & Stories

“Jokes have owners, Grace! Do not try to crack one if you know you will do something contrary to what a joker can, and that is to pull a smile or erupt outbursts of laughter from people. That back there was not a joke at all, Grace!” I say that because if she was joining, that was a terrible one. She should know that she stinks at it.

Vincent pov I laugh so hard my eyes water. I haven't heard anything so ridiculous and stupid in a long time. The last time someone made me laugh like that was in high school. But the look on my Beta's face can only mean how serious his question was. I wipe away my tears and straighten my posture. Like a kid trying to look serious, I clear my throat a few times before speaking up. "That was a great joke, my friend, but warn me next time before you try to say something so absurd. One of these days, I might choke on a piece of food and die. Do you want it?" I raise an eyebrow at him.

"I hate jokes and there is not a single joke that I laughed at. I am a serious type of person and it makes me really annoyed when someone said a joke... especially when it's not funny at all!" "But don't judge the book by its cover! I am not trying to brag or anything of that nature... I am actually one of the best comedians in our pack. My talent to make others happy is unparalleled so I can make you happy even when you are at the saddest part of your life!" "Why don't you throw a joke so we can find out if you are really telling the truth or you are just bluffing!" Conan said. "Don't do it," I said with a firm voice. "Try to say one just and my hand will surely fly in your face without a w

-C I am not joking. So please answer the darn question with a damn answer -B I'm getting ready -C To? -B Die. - C Where are you? Don't do anything stupid. -B I'm joking. I'm going to a party. -C I reply, scared that he would show up again. And this time he would be really pissed off. Don't. I mean. Don't ever joke like that. -B Why? The big bad wolf is worried. -C

ucker jokes. “It’s not like that. We’re just friends”. “So you are not banging her? Can I have her number then?” “Don’t talk about her like that! And NO, she is completely off limits for you” I grind my teeth so hard that it’s a miracle they are still intact. “Wow, sorry. I was joking! Why are you so aggressive about this? Is there something wrong?” “No. I mean, I don’t know. I have to keep my distance from her, but the line is getting blurred “.

"Haha, everyone, are we going to fail today? Although this joke is not so funny, I think it's really possible! After all, we are all injured now. It's not surprising that we will fail!" "Hmph! We're going to fail here? What a joke...what right do they have to want us to fail? If they want us to fail, the other party should be another prince! Of course, if we were a little more serious and cautious in the beginning, there would be nothing to do with the prince anymore! In short, we still have to be careful!"

He said, following me as I made it to the door. "What about your parents?" I couldn't squelch the itch to ask. "Oh they died from one of my testing. I used them as test subjects." He said with a serious pitch. I stopped walking, a look of horror on my face. I calmed after he burst out laughing. "You should have seen your face." He held his knees to support himself during his laughing spree. "You should have seen your face." He mocked in repeat, "I'm just kidding." He stood upright, ridding himself of the imbalance. "They are scientists and they are trying to come up with ways to get rid of this liar gas."

Sky. I scoffed, laughing softly. “What boys?” I asked. “Level three boys?” I chuckled. “What the fuck? No. Okay. It’s not—it’s not what you think,” I said. “And so what is it?” he asked, arms folded around his chest, obviously pissed. “It’s just—it’s just a joke. Damn… It’s not as serious.” He stared at me, looking intensely at me. “It is not a joke,” he spat.

I inform Vee and she strangely looks at me before she bursts out laughing. “You are pulling my legs, right?” Vee chuckles but I shake my head. “Just so you know, your strategy at making that joke didn’t sound as nice as it must have sounded in your head when you came up with it, so try harder next time,” Vee says patting my back. “This is not any form of joke, it is real,” I say trying to dismiss Vee's remark but it doesn’t look like she is not going to understand my plight.

(You're supposed to laugh here, it is a joke). Take care of yourselves, my readers !! Tell me what you like, tell me when I was wrong :-)