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Who told you to get divorced

Who told you to get divorced

And remember, you won't be able to complain the next day about how I'm going to leave you. Hearing that statement, Sara felt a cold sweat break out on her dorsal back. This man had taken Sara's little joke seriously. Without thinking too much, she answered him. -Love, are you bad? We have a deal, remember? Tonight, you can do with me whatever you want. This, that I just told you, was a simple joke, a small, harmless joke. But, it seems that, you are taking it too seriously, I would have to take it, more lightly. Maybe it's because you are taking everything so seriously that you always have a frown on your face.
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His Playmate

His Playmate

“You haven't answered my question. Do you prefer it slow or fast?” There was a moment of silence, including him. His once heavy panting paused for a moment. Not surprising, Zeke erupted into laughter, clapping his hands together as if he were enjoying a comedy show. I began to see that this guy was genuinely unhinged; there was definitely something off in his mind. “What’s amusing?” I snapped; he turned to me, shaking his head slowly. “Sometimes, man, some words sound corny; you shouldn’t use them in situations like this.” I now realize what he meant, but I wasn’t ashamed. I just don’t care as long as he understands the concept.
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Beneath His Ice

Beneath His Ice

A message bubble lit up under his name, cheerful and oblivious. Just another one of his dry, stupid jokes—something about his dinner being so terrible he was convinced the restaurant was trying to assassinate him with undercooked chicken. He'd probably attached one of those ridiculous GIFs he was always finding, something animated and silly that was meant to make me laugh.
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Bullied

Bullied

He couldn't keep eye contact with me as he said that. And that was what made me just think that just maybe, he was joking. " It's not funny " I glared at him trying to pull off a prank on me with total fail. " Miss Shawn please calm down " " Calm down!?, calm down!??... You practically just pulled the worst joke in the history of comedy and you're telling me to calm down!?.. I ask you again, WHERE- IS- MY- BABY!!?" I snapped. This is in no way funny, and why is everyone keeping sober faces? Are they all in on this plan too? Is this what they occupied themselves with today? A way to hurt me?
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Monique Gomez-Tromp
It was good and I am really happy you said that this is the beginning because I am really interested in the life of Iris and June. I sobbed and sobbed. Hopefully by the end of the books you have in mind we have a bright future for Iris and family. As you said at the behind in real life shit happens
Cruz F. Mueller
I have been trying to finish this book. I'm sadden that in finish like this. I read this book in a different novel, it hasn't updated in over a 2 weeks. it went as far as Irises daughter being kidnapped. I don't think I will continue with either website. I was enjoying this stor and nothing.
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Shattered Vows

Shattered Vows

I burst out laughing so hard I nearly choked on my soda. Jenna looks deeply unimpressed. “Yeah, real fucking funny,” she mutters, side-eyeing both of us. “Keep laughing, you bunch of soggy mofos. I’ll remember this when you two need someone to body a man for you in public and I’m too busy teaching spin hooks to felons named Big Maria.” Dawn snorts into her drink. “You’d thrive in there, don’t lie.” “Shut up,” Jenna says, but she’s already smiling.
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Spying My Fiancee's Friend (ENGLISH)

Spying My Fiancee's Friend (ENGLISH)

Yeah, Juan is right that a person's birthday is yearly, not just sometimes. "You probably don't intend to make Andrew hear your jokes that aren't funny, do you?" I stopped laughing and looked at Shin. "The jokes I searched for are so funny, I just don't know why you don't laugh at them." "Because it's not funny. Next joke." "Okay. Okay, this is it. Listen and understand the joke I'm going to tell,"
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Queen

Queen

“Don’t you mean fangtastic?” “I most assuredly do not.” His face was now stern. I rolled my eyes. “OK, got it. Dick jokes are OK but vampire jokes are not. Touchy much?” His mouth was drawn in a thin line “Funny jokes are acceptable. Others should be met with the derision they deserve.” There was a pregnant pause and all silly jokes and puns rushed out of my head, so I settled for rolling my eyes at him as I jumped off the bar stool instead. “Do you have anyone you need to let know you’ll be away?” he asked
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BURN FOR LOLA

BURN FOR LOLA

Was the idea of marrying him such a ridiculous one to her? He sighed and handed her a glass of water which Lola gulped down instantly, she refilled the cup once more and took down the whole of the second fill before finally facing him. "That's the most realistic joke I've heard today Noah. You made it look so real, you know I didn't take you for a comedian." She said laughing hard but taking care not to choke again. Noah let out a sigh. "It's not a Joke, Lola. I don't have the time to entertain you with.. jokes." He added with a straight face making Lola pause, the smile on her face wiping off on seeing his serious expression.
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My Mafia Husband's Photo Game

My Mafia Husband's Photo Game

"Fine, Sloane." His face was a mask of indifference. "There's nothing to explain. It's just the guys having some fun, livening things up." "You know my inner circle. It's a joke. Why are you taking it so seriously? You're being a real buzzkill." My breath caught in my throat. I looked at the man I had loved for eight years and repeated quietly, "You call this a joke?"
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A Love That Shouldn't Be

A Love That Shouldn't Be

"Oh, come on... can't we laugh about this? Seriously, if Alex or Toni were in this position, you don't think they'd find it funny? I mean, the other day Alex and I were both making jokes about how she and I were turning each other on. We were laughing our butts off!" A weird look crossed Dane's face, and she looked at him curiously, but he chuckled quickly and shook his head. "Yeah, I guess that would be funny," he said. "Still... I've got something that might be able to help you, in a weird... sick sort of way." "What?" he said, looking at her skeptically.
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Frequently Asked Questions

Well, first you have to get the character's voice. Sans from 'Undertale' has this incredibly specific cadence and a type of humor that's all deadpan delivery, puns, and this weird meta-awareness of the game's mechanics. The reader fics that really nail the humor don't just have him cracking jokes—they embed his wit into the narrative structure. He'll make a pun about the fourth wall, or comment on how the 'save points' are acting up, turning a romantic or dramatic scene into something unexpectedly funny without undercutting the mood entirely.

I think the real cleverness comes from how writers balance his laziness with surprising moments of insight. He might be too tired to go on a proper date, so the whole thing becomes a pun-filled grillby's visit or a stargazing session where he points out constellations he's named after bad jokes. The humor isn't just slapstick; it's a conversational game where the 'reader' character has to volley back, and the wit lies in that back-and-forth. A lot of stories fail because they make Sans a joke machine and the reader just passively laughs, but the good ones make the interaction feel like two sharp minds playing off each other, even if one is a skeleton who'd rather be napping.

What's interesting is how this humor often serves as a mask for deeper stuff, which is very in-character. The witty deflections, the puns to avoid a serious talk—it creates a unique romantic tension that's more about what's not said with a straight face. You're laughing along, and then he drops a single, sincere line that hits harder because of all the comedy surrounding it. That contrast is where a lot of the emotional payoff lives in these stories.

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