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A playboy handsome man fell in love with the woman whom he met when they're kids. He didn't even know that the she's the woman who's he looking.

"He was once mine but then I lost him. I couldn't protect him even as I had vowed to do. But, I brought him back to life. Now, he is reborn and so is I. I will walk through hell and high waters. I will break laws and bones until I have had him in my arms once again and this time, even death can not prey him from my loving grasps." "And if in this life, another Williams or Priest shall arise, then I will go on a rampage, a mad killing spree. For his sake, I will become my demons, my monster, and I will hunt them down and pluck them out until there is nothing left of them and they will never hurt what's MINE ever again." "There is only ONE for me in this world and that ONE is HIM." **~~** Second Book of 'Poisoned Affairs'. It can be read as a stand-alone novel but if you want to learn better about their previous lives then you might wanna go check out PA first. **~~** Danny and Louis are reborn but one was born with the memories of their past lives while the other stays bound to the last words spoken to him on his deathbed. The only clue to unraveling their eternal bonds lies in their identical birthmarks, one of great meanings and importance yet even the marks wouldn't be enough to stop fate from trying one more time. Let's follow Levon and Dylon as they journey through discovery, acceptance, lust, hurt, and uncontrollable love for one another. Hope this time fate smiles better on our boys. **~~**

Even in the modern time, she was given for marriage without her consent. Her father being so selfishness, also dragged his family along into his messy shit. As always, a marriage where a lady is been forced to, must have no love at all. Irrespective of the fact she was married to one of the richest man, she wasn't happy and their marriage lacked alot. In the quest to either grow their marriage or get a divorce after the contract was about coming to an end, the couple, fell in the uncast spells of one another.

One night, one rejection, one mating bond and the secret that changed everything. Alpha Ronan never believed in mates. He even swore that if he was ever to have a mate, he was going to reject her without a doubt. Until the full moon brought her to him. Gentle, sweet, and soft, he finds himself drawn to her, but he knew his vow. And that was why it lasted for one night. A happiness of one night. And the next morning, he broke her heart. Omega Sienna fled, carrying with her the one thing neither one of them expected to have… his heir. Two years later, he hunts her down. But she’s no longer the girl he rejected. And she’s not just a mother, she’s his mate. Now, the ruthless Alpha will stop at nothing to claim what’s his: Her heart. Her body. And his son. Even if he has to beg, fight, and bleed to win them back.

Synopsis/Blurb: Mima, a young werewolf and one of the last surviving members of her fallen pack, is thrust into a life of torment and grief when her family is slaughtered and her pack destroyed by Alpha Dylan’s brutal attack. At 19, she’s forced into the hands of Alpha Dylan, the very wolf responsible for her parents’ deaths. Mima is tortured and subjected to the cruelty by members of the pack especially Dylan's Luna, Stephanie. But when a powerful new ally, Rake, the Lycan King, reveals himself as her true mate, Mima's world gets bigger. The lycan king helps her, his mate to escape the abusive pack and to his own. During her stay with him, she stumbles upon a shocking revelation, she is the chosen one of the Moon Goddess, her bloodline holding power to change the fate of the werewolf world. In a war where dark magic and the bonds of destiny collide, Mima must rise from the ashes of her past to fight for a future she never asked for. Will the broken daughter of a fallen pack rise to be the leader of a new one? Or will her grief and torment claim her before she ever reaches her full potential? In this story of betrayal and second chance, Mima strives to decide the fate of her world, risking everything for the chance of a future with those she loves and escape her terrible blood filled past.

Gu small warm force pushes open the front door of President's office, "Si Chen, tonight you... " When see clearly in front of the scene on the SOFA, Gu Xiaonuan the rest of the words are stuck in the throat, her eyes are red, strong hold do not let tears fall down.

I have always been in love with my best friend, but I keeps it to myself and I'm just happy being around him and being able to be part of his life, then a girl comes into our story, she is also into the my best friend and she is my twin sister. Should I be able leave them be? Should I let my twin si

น้ำค้างพบผู้ชายคนหนึ่งในตอนที่เธอเหงาและต้องการใครสักคน เธอไม่เคยลืมเขา หากโชคชะตามีจริงขอให้เราได้พบกันอีกครั้ง one night คืนหนึ่งเราเคยพบกัน “ขอบคุณที่อยู่เป็นเพื่อนน้ำนะคะ น้ำจะไม่ลืมหนึ่งคืนที่เราพบกัน ลาก่อนค่ะ” หากโชคชะตามีจริง ขอให้เราได้พบกันอีกครั้ง one night คืนหนึ่งเราเคยพบกัน

“please"!!!!!! I scream as the last thing I can remember is the smirk on his face and hazel eyes ,I cursed as the pain spread from my chest to my head and all I saw was black. — — — Asher Sanchez, the alpha of lycans,who ruled the wolves for a decade .he is domminering , ruthless and cruel the only thing he cares about one thing POWER! Naya janvi ,a broken , strong, sensitive, fighter who has lived all her life in fear and pain and that's the only thing she knows Arlo Guthrie a selfish third generation fae heir who has everything handed on a silver platter until he met her!! «»«»«»«» What happens when they cross paths and she gives them something else to care about......... Everyone believes the fates made a huge mistake by making such pair but did it?

สองคนที่ต่างกันสุดขั้ว..โดยมีน้องสาวฝาแฝดของหมอซายน์เป็นสื่อรัก หมอซายน์ผู้ไม่สนใจอะไรในโลกใบนี้จากเรื่องงาน.... ครูดาวผู้สนใจเรื่องราวของทุกคนราวกับเป็นสำนักข่าวรอยเตอร์.... ความรักที่สุดแสนจะวุ่นวายจะลงเอยยังไง...