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Minsan ng nasaktan si Axel at nangako na hinding-hindi na siya iibig ulit. Nagiwan ng malaking sugat sa puso ni Axel ang nangyari sa kanyang nakaraan na buong akala niya ay hindi na niya makakalimutan. Sa hindi inaasahan na pagkakataon ay nakilala niya si Althea ang babaeng nagkaroon ng malaking impact sa buhay ni Axel. Simple lang si Althea, ordinaryo, may malambot na puso at gagawin ang lahat para sa mga mahal niya sa buhay na kabaliktaran ni Axel. Nagkaroon ulit ng pagkakataon si Axel na magmahal at magtiwala ulit pero hindi sang-ayon ang Papa niya. Ang tingin kasi ng Papa ni Axel katulad lang din si Althea sa mga babaeng Pera at kapangyarihan ang habol sa anak niya. Gagawin niya ang lahat para paghiwalayin ang dalawa pero hindi makakapayag si Axel na muling manghimasok ang Papa niya kaya naman gagawin din niya ang lahat para protektahan ang taong mahal niya. Ngunit may dumating pa na isang pagsubok sa pagsasama ni Axel at Althea na talagang susubok sa kanilang dalawa. Bumalik ang nawawalang kapatid ni Althea na si Vivian na gusto ng Papa ni Axel para sa kanya. Dumating sa punto na kailangan pumili ni Althea kung ang kaligayahan ng mahal niyang kapatid o ang sarili niyang kaligayahan. Kung noon lagi na lang nagpaubaya si Althea para sa kaligayahan ng ibang tao ngayon hindi siya makakapayag na mawala sa buhay niya ang taong nagparamdam sa kanya kung paano mahalin at pahalagahan. Mahal ni Althea ang pamilya niya pero mas pinili niya ang taong mahal niya na alam niyang hindi siya iiwan kahit ano pang mangyari. Sa kabila ng mga pagsubok sa relasyon ni Axel at Althea ay nagawa nilang lampasan ng magkasama. Pinatunayan nila kung gaano nila kamahal ang isa't isa at mas tumibay pa ang pagmamahalan nilang dalawa.

One night, one rejection, one mating bond and the secret that changed everything. Alpha Ronan never believed in mates. He even swore that if he was ever to have a mate, he was going to reject her without a doubt. Until the full moon brought her to him. Gentle, sweet, and soft, he finds himself drawn to her, but he knew his vow. And that was why it lasted for one night. A happiness of one night. And the next morning, he broke her heart. Omega Sienna fled, carrying with her the one thing neither one of them expected to have… his heir. Two years later, he hunts her down. But she’s no longer the girl he rejected. And she’s not just a mother, she’s his mate. Now, the ruthless Alpha will stop at nothing to claim what’s his: Her heart. Her body. And his son. Even if he has to beg, fight, and bleed to win them back.

It is a story about how a wife leaves her husband and daughter only because she loves them. Miranda and Eric. Circumstances tore them apart. Now after 7 years fate brings them together and to forget the little angel that they created when they were together.

“I’ll do anything! I’ll become a slave if you want me to! I’ll wash with the omegas’ if you want me to! I’ll do anything. But don’t let me go with him, please, father! I’ll do anything! I’ll kill myself even if you want me to! Father, please!” She pleaded persistently, not minding the looks the people of the pack gave her. **************** Stacey Linghann, daughter of the Linghann pack, and the useless and weak princess of the pack has never for once seen love the entire of her life, even from her parents. Lucien Malskolvi, the head of all devils as known to be, has set his eyes on her and needed something she had in her, something no one could ever possess. Ronan Riker, the gentle but dangerous Alpha of all rogues, has set his eyes on her because the devil liked her, and he wanted everything the devil set his eyes upon. Caught in between the two Alphas, each with great power. Would Stacey find love, or would it just be a battle of power?

Separated by death, bound to be met by fate. A pure love story of two special souls that even the Almighty couldn't defy. Yoon died in his mid-twenties as a result of a debilitating illness, leaving his husband (Peach) in severe grief. While in the current time, many years later, two boys were having the same dream every night after meeting each other at the university. They fell in love with each other, and soon they became a couple, and they stopped dreaming of those bizarre and ambiguous dreams. Everything seemed to be going so well until fate intervened. Jimmy's parents were opposed to their relationship and forcibly separated them (Jimmy and Jaehyun)  After learning about Jimmy's affair with a lady, his parents' prospective daughter-in-law, Jaehyun, left and disappeared without a trace. However, everything Jaehyun knew was all lies. Jimmy fell into despair. He was so heartbroken. Assuming Jaehyun truly hates him and that Jaehyun will never come back made him suffer horribly. Jimmy lost the will to live. Holding the last thread of his life. Jimmy fell asleep for a very, very long time. He went into a coma and showed no indications of waking up. Jaehyun, on the other hand, severed his connection to everyone. Those bizarre and ambiguous dreams—which were already forgotten when they were together—began haunting him every night. Jaehyun felt increasingly depressed as the days passed. He was later diagnosed with leukemia at an early stage. Will Jimmy be able to awaken and climb out of the dark abyss to which he has been confined? Will Jaehyun be able to deal with the terrible disease that has befallen him? Will history be repeated? Will they be able to reconcile and fulfill their past promises?

Nagkamali si Yhzel nang tanggapin niya ang pag-ibig ni Menard. Naniwala siya sa matatamis nitong salita ngunit sa huli ay sinaksak siya nito ng patalim mula sa likuran. Pagkatapos nitong makuha ang lahat ng kayamanan niya ay saka nito inilabas ang mga sungay na hindi niya nakita dahil sa pagkabulag sa pagmamahal dito. Nalaman niyang matagal ng may relasyon sina Menard at ang sekretarya niyang si Sasha. Hinayaan niyang isipin ng mga itong patay na siya para sa kanyang pagbabalik ay pagbayarin niya ang mga ito sa kahayupang ginawa sa kanya. Walang puwang sa puso niya ang pagmamahal hangga’t hindi niya naipaghihiganti ang kahihiyang ipinalasap ng mga ito sa kanya at ang muntikan nang pagpatay ng mga ito sa kanya at sa kanyang anak. Ngunit mapipigilan nga ba ang puso? Kung sa tuwing kakailanganin niya ng lakas at masasandalan ay nariyan ang isang Rhett Montezar na handa siyang protektahan at ipaglaban sa kahit na sinong gustong manakit sa kanya?

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Sa mismong kaarawan ni Seth, ang kaniyang fiancé, nakipaghiwalay si Sabrina dahil sa harap-harapang pakikipaglandian nito sa kababatang si Pia. Sa sobrang sama ng loob at nasaktan, isinuko ni Sabrina ang pagkababae kay Adrian, ang matalik na kaibigan ni Seth. Hindi niya pinagsisihang isinuko niya sarili kay Adrian dahil isa ito sa taong makakatulong sa kanya para gumaling ang amang may malubhang karamdaman . Hanggang saan hahantong ang mga plano ni Sabrina? Magtatagumpay kaya siya o magsisi sa huli?

After 10 years, Ang "love" namin sa isa't-isa mula ng magkakilala kami, Hindi na ba magbabago? Dito magbabago ang lahat? Mas lalalim din ba ang relasyon namin at i-lelevel up ba sa pang-matagalan na pagsasama. Baka naman, dito pa lang magsisimula ang tunay naming pagsubok sa relasyon, We said. — My passion for fan fiction / romance will return. But, "love stories" are no longer about women and men. But, the story is about LGBTQ. I am not against them. I am open-minded in this relationship. Not the worldliness of other "things" about their relationship. — Copyright 2021 © Xyrielle All Rights Reserved No Copy Stories No Plagiarism Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, business, events and incidents are the products of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

After helping to free her sister from the chain of her abusive ex-husband, Zena left to find her path, and it has been 7 years since she moved to a new city, and everything was going great for her, she moved up in her job and she also has a stable relationship, Zena life was perfect but sometimes perfect can be boring, missing the thrill of an adventure, Zena embarked on an undercover mission to caught a dangerous criminal, but the universe had other plans for her as it leads her back to where she never thought she would end up in again. Back with Leonardo Conti.