You Re So Old Jokes One Liners

I double over in pain after assisting Adrian Randall with a late-night operation. He immediately carries me to a ward to check on me. However, before he can do that, he receives a call from a patient and hurries off. That night, I miscarry. When I come out of the operating theater, I see his childhood friend's social media update. She's shared a photo of her baby bump. "He hurried to come to my side just because I was lost. You have to treat Adrian well in the future, my darling!" I rub my belly, which throbs with a dull ache. I don't cry and demand an explanation from Adrian as I would have in the past. Instead, I like the post and apply for a position on the Borderless Medical Assistance Program. The day I leave, the high and mighty Dr. Randall looks at me with red-rimmed eyes. He asks, "How can you bear to leave me behind?"

Devi Cloud Valentino and Shemaia Rey Ocampo ay magkasintahan pero hindi boto ang ina ni Devi sa anak ng kanilang katulong. Dahil sa isang trahedya ay napilitang pumili ni Shemaia kung sino ang mas pipiliin niya, ang pera kapalit ang makipaghiwalay si Shemaia sa kanyang kasintahan o ipagpatuloy ang pag-ibig kahit may buhay na mawawala at yun ang kanyang ina.

Siya si Jake Andrew Smith-the type of guy every woman would want to be around. Gwapo pero pilyo, playboy at habulin ng mga babae pero ndi na muling nagseryoso dahil minsan nang niloko. After his girlfriend cheated on him he became cold and heartless. Right after the break-up, Jake also witnessed his father's death which added to the wound he is currently coping. Jake promised himself that he would never fall for women again and he became indifferent and arrogant. Hannah Suarez, mabait, independent at seryoso sa buhay. Never siyang nagkaroon ng interes sa mga lalaki dahil pag-aaral muna ang inaatupag nya. She's the kind of woman who would rather stay at home instead of partying or going out. Two opposite souls met and they were instructed to treat each other as siblings. Jake wanted to prove na di sya loser kaya ang galit nya sa ex nya ay kay Hannah nya ibinunton. However, just as everything seems to be going perfectly for Jake and thought he won by bullying her, he soon find himself falling in-love with her so called little sister. What will he do now? Will his secret ruin everything? Will he cross the line or let the destiny decide?

Second chances were given to those people who are willing to sacrifice and get your trust again. Its not easy to give trust again and forgive people. However, it is the only way to set your heart free from the past. This story is about the life of a girl named Urea. She was a leader of a newly elected gang girl group in their place. During the celebration, she and her group encountered the Ace's; a male group that is also a part of their organization. They were busy in their own life when Urea met Zero (leader of Ace's) in a bar. He asked if he can court Urea and she agreed. The next day, Urea met Dupe (member of Ace's) in a seashore and she remember something that changed her life in the past. Will she try to forget tha past for the sake of her future? Will she forgive Dupe of what he'd done before? Will she gave him another chance?

When Liviana Santora takes her sister's place in an arranged marriage with Blaze Castelli, it isn't only her last name that changes, it's everything she's ever known ⏤ her life, her mind, her heart and soul ⏤ her idea of love. But could the same be said about Blaze?

The werewolf world is on verge of an upcoming chaos seemingly unaware of. Rogues are trying to infect the upper enchleon of hieracrhy with morphed DNA with support from someone close to the Alfa Re (Alpha King). Betraying the highest command Alfa Re and Kingdom. Let us find out how the Pack Warrior Valentina Black gets tumbled into all this. The budding dark romance between Alfa Re Alexander Casper Gabriel Kahil and Pack Warrior Valentina Ivy Black and how does it effect every one around them? Let us find out the same and dive into a world of conspiracy, planning, rescue, love, hate and the force of nature.

Old Fesbukers adalah kisah tentang seorang mahasiswa yang menyukai profil seorang wanita melalui facebook. Kisah klasik yang bisa saja menerpa siapa pun, menghilangkan batas antara realitas dengan dunia yang semu.

Reverse Harem: Rated 16+ After Rose's grandparents passed away, her family moves from Texas to Oregon. Quickly after arriving, she meets many characters with individual charms that attract her attention. What happens when soon after, she hears the word "mate" coming from their mouths? A guaranteed happy ending novel.

Opportunist-ganito ang tingin ng half brother ng fiancé niya kay Raquel. At para maiwasan ang lalaking gustong sirain ang nalalapit niyang kasal, pumunta siya sa San Ruiz. Doon niya nakilala si Drake, ang lalaking inakusahan niya ng akyat-bahay. Hindi maitatanggi ni Raquel ang atraksyong nararamdaman para kay Drake. Hindi niya napigilan ang sarili na mahalin ang lalaki kahit na ito ay isang pagkakamali. Nang lumipad palabas ng bansa si Drake ay nangako ito sa kanya na babalik. Pero hindi nito tinupad ang pangako sa kanya. Bumalik siya ng Maynila at handang magtapat sa fiancé niya tungkol sa kasalanang nagawa nang muling magkrus ang landas nila ni Drake. Nalaman niyang may kinalaman ito sa taong gustong sirain ang pangarap niya.

Mikky pindah apartemen karena putus dengan pacarnya. Pada awalnya Mikky bisa menikmati suasana baru, tetapi secara perlahan muncul keanehan-keanehan. Seorang pria besar bernama Tod Horgan muncul dan tiba-tiba menyuruhnya untuk tidak mendekati seorang gadis yang tinggal di apartemen sebelah. Gadis itu bernama Wendy Orsey. Lalu setelah Mikky melihat Tod di taman pada suatu malam dengan Wendy Orsey, lelaki itu menghilang. Seorang gadis Asia bernama Yui muncul dan mengaku sebagai tunangan Tod. Apartemen Mikky sering sekali mati lampu. Berulangkali ia meminta Nelson si penjaga malam mengurus listri yang rusak, tetapi tak kunjung selesai. Karena kesal, Mikky menghubungi sendiri pengelola. Namun, apa yang didapatkannya, nomor yang dihubungi Mikky malah terhubung ke kantor seorang pengacara tua. Awalnya Mikky tak percaya, tetapi setelah sampai di tempat tersebut, ia menyadari bahwa agen yang mengurusi penyewaan apartemennya bermasalah. Benjamin, si pengacara tua, dengan baik hati menawarkan bantuannya untuk melakukan penyeledikan. Fakta yang ditemukan Benjamin sangat mencengangkan. Mikky tidak benar-benar pindah karena kemauan dia sendiri. Seluruh hidupnya telah diatur. Hidupnya sekarang berkaitan dengan Wendy Orsey, Nelson, dan juga Yui. Mikky secepatnya harus menyelesaikan masalahnya sebelum berakhir seperti Tod Horgan.