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Elizabeth finds herself unexpectedly married to Cassian Smith, a fierce and fiery-tempered businessman. Thrown into a world of wealth and power, she struggles to navigate her new life and the mercurial moods of her husband. But when she discovers a softer side to Cassian, she can't help but be drawn to him. As she battles her own secrets and tries to penetrate Cassian's tough exterior, Elizabeth finds herself falling for the man behind the billionaire. With her mother's health on the line and a marriage hanging by a thread, will Elizabeth manage to break through Cassian's walls and find love amidst chaos?

Matagal na niyang crush si Lucas at gagawin niya ang lahat makuha lamang ang atensyon ng hottie CEO. Nang mangyari ang kanyang nais ay saka naman nalaman niyang ikakasal na pala ito pero hindi iyon naging rason para itigil niya ang pang-aakit kahit pa nga sabihing ilang insulto at pagpapahiya ang ginawa nito sa kanya. Hanggang saan siya dadalhin ng kanyang kabaliwan? Makukuha niya kaya ang atensyon ng isang kilalang CEO?

There was a nerd that is bullied by everyone, keeps on transferring because of unexplainable happenings, a weird, mysterious and creepy one. She's famous! So famous that every pair of eyes would look at her. A disgusting look. But no one knows her real identity. No one. Like who would want to know her if she's a nerd, a useless ugly nerd? But behind those masks... She's a goddess. A goddess that can make you fall in just a blink of an eye. A goddess that will captivate your heart and soul. A goddess that has so many untold story and secrets. A goddess that will make your life a living nightmare. She's fierce Cold as ice Emotionless She's Heartless So don't you dare try to push her limits if you don't want to taste hell. Because she, herself, is the living hell. And finally the time has come. She was transferred to the school where magics exists. Magiczard Academy Her land of birth. Insanity! Like who will believe that magics exists? Who? But what if ... She finds out that she's not just an ordinary? But extremely extraordinary?

Savannah Canterbury, privileged and grew up in a rich household whose parents are both doctors. All her life she has always been wanting to please her parents and to never disappoint them. She is the kind of woman who isn't looking for love because she is too focused on having an accomplished life. Nick Wilde, a secretive and cold-hearted first boy with a lurking dark past of murder who grew up in awfully poor family. He has disabled himself to feel anything coming from anyone because of the tragic thing that happened in his life. He only cares about his younger sister Tracy and no one else. Nick is a man who never wants to fall in love again. Until he meets Tracy's roommate Savannah where his world turns upside down. An unexpected and unwanted relationship where they are bound to set three rules: 1.Live the present in secret 2.No commitment 3.Never expect for a future. Nick can close his eyes to the things he doesn't want to see but he can't close his heart from the things he doesn't want to feel. When everything falls out of place, hearts get broken, tears turns to anger and their love gets hideous, is Savannah willing to risk everything even after his ugly past? Love has never been pretty for Nick but will he allow himself to feel again? Will a love that started so ugly turn out into something beautiful?

Once in a while, in the middle of life, love gives us a fairytale.And some fairytale love stories are completely unexpected and thus more memorable.No one expected the class president and the leader of Trouble Triggers to even talk about anything but notes and pencils. But then fate's a bitch and loves to meddle!Their life changes drastically when the good girl- Joanna Williams has to tutor the bad boy- Bryan Cooper.Along with the tutoring comes constant fun, too much bickering, lame jokes, scary sarcasm, idiotic friends, too many unknown emotions, jungles in tummy, bucket lists, unheard secrets and haunting pasts.Maybe some fairytales don't have a happy ending... or do they?

Her role is to destroy everyone but she has sympathy. She can kill in just a second but she values every life.She's not a normal creature, she's a Goddess who decided to disguise as an ugly lady. Her name is Shama Galena Theliska, the goddess of destruction who sacrifice for the whole world. He is pragmatic and ignorant. He hated being a werewolf and he want to escape from being the next Alpha. His name is Ion Blaze Masiete. He became the master of Shama and he slowly learn to love the ugly girl who is hated by everyone. What if Alpha Blaze discovered Shama's secret, will he dare to keep on loving her? It is said that true love wins, could love save the both of them?

In order to get her family's love, she always pretended to be ugly and dumb. But instead of getting her family's attention, what she got was hatred and disgust. What's more her family set her marriage, instead of her sister, to a cripple and impotent man. On the day of her wedding, her own mother came to her and begged her. "Your sister deserves much better. You have to help her!" Lost in despair, she agreed to meet her family's decision and married to her sister's fiancée. On her wedding night, her husband looked at her and frowned, "You are too ugly." So what do you think will happen when she marries to that man? Will she regret or there will be some miracle in her life?

Book #2 Love and Chaos Series "I think your skin would feel good underneath mine. I like to know how you scream when you’re unable to stop your body from responding to my cock shoved far up in you.” *** The first time Edward Ainsworth saw Kailani Zaine, she was running. He believed she needed saving and so he stepped in to save her. His heart had longed for only her ever since that day. Little did he know he'd be the one needing saving from her. Kailani Zaine, an omega has been an outcast, since she could remember and so she trusts no one. Will she trust that the prince isn't like other men she has had in the past or will she run like before? Book #1 The Alpha King's Ugly Bride Book #2 His Forbidden Mate Book #3 The Alpha King's Runaway Bride Book #4 The Alpha King's Last Wish Book #5 The Abnormal Alpha

Ariana has a disfigured face, During five years of marriage, Ariana was only considered a servant by her husband.never received love, affection and recognition from her husband's family. Her ugly face was considered embarrassing to be recognized as the wife of a billionaire.

#mutual contain 18+only "you should go to the other room" he said She looked at him in shock its there first night. He was nervous and open his mouth to say something. After a while, he said "your father makes a deal with me that if I marry you he will give me half of his property. My company is in loss and I don't want to marry you coz I am not interested in you, you are not my type.i feel disturbed when you are around me!" It is all he said to her. She got up from bed and a hot tear escape from eye and she left his room. She did not said a word to him. *************************** Roya knight-she is good. Age=22 educated and shy in nature. She is rich but she is also black in color. She never wear something so revealing. Simple and always smile. And she is tall, slim, perfect body, and her eyes is most attractive. She has every good thing but only lack of personality is her color. Johnson Robin - He is handsome. Every girl dream about him. He has well built body. He has blue eyes and white men. He is men of his word. Age=27. He run huge business and he has so many girlfriend. Content and /or trigger warning :This story contains mature sexual content. Strong language ahead, adult jokes also. Which may trigger for some readers. You have been warned