Youre So Ugly Jokes Novels & Stories

"How about if I punch you in the face and say I'm just f*cking pissed off, you think you'll be happy!!" "Then punch me if you can, don't just talk," I said with a smile, you're full of words Vallery. "Oh, I forgot to tell you that, I don't let anyone punch my precious face!" I told her with emphasis. "You're an ugly attitude nerd!!" Me? Ugly? Who f**king said that? Of course who else would it be! I admit that I'm attitude but I'm not ugly, no one is ugly in this world right? It's just a word anyway, an insulting word to make people down.

He is very serious with that question. Hunter went near me. "Why aren't you looking at them, bro? Well, they aren't the ones whom you wanted to see. They are ugly compared to you," he whispered. "Are you telling me that I am ugly?" I asked him, and he smiled at me. "No, but because I am more handsome than you. I can't figure out the exact words to describe your face. Maybe normal." I chuckled because of his naughtiness. Even though we are still in this kind of position he didn't forget to make everyone laugh effortlessly with his corny jokes, and I think he is not aware of that.

"I don't like your ridiculous piercings. I don't like your ridiculous tattoos. I don't like those ridiculous pink shorts you're wearing right now. I don't like your ridiculous voice. I don't like your ridiculous Instàgram posts. Matter of fact, delete that group selfie you just took. I don't want me or my wife being on your ridiculous feed. It's embarrassing to be associated with you. You are ridiculous. The only reason people cling on to you is because of your rich dad." "Is this some sick joke?" "The only joke here is you, Leo." "Do you know who the fùck you're talking to?" "Yes." Damien nods. "I'm talking to Leo Giovanni. The biggest joke on the table. An embarrassment to his family. Fail

“It doesn’t mean you have to show up on someone like that.” “You know, you are too ugly to be watching horror movies.” He shrugged, “I’m just saying, watching horror movies while looking like that would make you not only ugly but scary in character. You should be watching more of princess-y movies. At least, since you are ugly, you will have the character of a princess.” “Ha-ha, thank you very much,” I replied sarcastically and bent over to clean the broken class.

It's not new for me and for a while I thought I was happy forgetting those things but they started again bugging me out. Those words flashed in my mind again. "You ugly fat piece!" "Look at her face with pimples and it looks oily." "Damn! Bouncy ass! I like it." "She looks ugly!" "How can she survive with this big body, eww?" "She will be good to fuck that's all!" "Look at her fat ass!" "You are the ugliest one here, fatty."

"What do you have that Mark lacks?" Zheme shrugged his shoulders, a tiny smirk lifting the left corner of his lips. "The looks, I suppose." "Ye, we know you look much better than him, but your personality is garbage, you don't even how to laugh at a joke." Zheme's smirk went missing and a sneer took its place. "If your stupid jokes were funny enough to make me laugh, wouldn't I?" Andrew frowned. "But my jokes are funn—" "No they're not." Both Josh and Casper interjected in unison.

In the screenshot, Josh was telling his assistant that she looked ugly. This was merely a joke between the two of them at the time it happened.

Rochelle/Jade “Jokes, I wasn’t joking,” I shrugged his arm off me, “please tell me I can finally take a bath.” Reggie’s nose scrunched up, “of course, or do you like smelling like roadkill that’s been in the blazing sun for days.” Laughter spilled from my throat, “you smell just as bad.”

, Jeremy asked with a pathetic smirk playing on his stupid face. Jeremy: You have a stupid face and pathetic smirk. You should try looking in the mirror sometimes, you ugly ass clown-looking– Cam: Hey!! Calm down Jeremy. Jade: Jeremy what the hell!?! Everybody else in the reading: Hey, why so angry, bro? Are you hungry? Is there something bothering you? Do you have a problem you're not sharing with us? Get yourself together, man. It was just a joke, do you not know how to read jokes?

"that wasn't no damn joke a joke is supposed to be funny what you did was cruel and fucked up" She leaned against the brick boulder on her porch "what ever it was a little joke tell her to have a sense of humor everyone else was laughing" "so i don't give a fuck about everyone else you poured powder and milk on her that shit ain't funny" "it was flour" "I don't give a fuck if it was your dead grandmas ashes don't mess with Alaina" "she said she wanted to be lighter so I helped her" "you really dumb as fuck you know that right you and your little minions some dumb ass bitches"