Zaphod's Science Fiction & Fantasy - Hilarious List!

"Speaking, Mr. Thompson. What can I--" "I'm looking for my wife, Mr. Montevista. Is she with you, by any chance?" Hinaing nito sa kabilang linya dahilan para magngitngit nang galit lalo si Deiah sa narinig nitong salitang "wife" Ang lakas nga naman ng loob nitong tawagin siya nitong wife pagkatapos siyang pilitin nitong pirmahan ang papel na iyon. "Excuse me. Mawalang galang pero puwede bang piliin mo ang mga salita mo, Mr. Thompson. Ex-wife mo na ako ngayon. Hindi asawa." May diin sa tono ng pagkakasabi ni Deiah sa salitang "hindi asawa" habang ramdam niya ang pangangatog ng tuhod niya. Mas lumalakas na din ang kabog ng puso niya. "Totoo nga. Magkasama nga talaga kayo." Madiing sagot ni Primo, mahahalata sa boses nitong ang nagngingit nitong tono sa pagbitaw sa bawat salita. "Bakit hindi? Ikaw lang ba ang puwedeng humanap ng makakasama?" "Deiah!" Bulyaw ni Primo na halos hindi mapipinta ang mukha dahil sa madilim nitong awra. "I warn you, don't be hasty. Our divorce isn't finalized, we haven't received the certificate. Legally, you're still my wife. Consider the Thompson family's reputation and your dignity." Dagdag niya pang sabi kay Deiah.

Time The greatest revelation of our universe. Rhythmic, eternal, valuable. It is always watching, acknowledging, and recording. The moment he realized the heavy truth, he knew he had to act fast. In the rubble of heaven and hell, he chose the familiar warmth of home- Her. The one whom he selfishly broke, betrayed, lied, and eventually lost. The story uncurls its threads, making him realize importance of each breath. What was left unsaid must be said now before this time slips from his fingertips, demolishing the second chance. Treading the thorny path of redemption, wearing a bleeding heart on his sleeve, the Devil professes a tale of undying love, while craving forgiveness from the soul that was bound to his. Endlessly

His hands feel cold against my hot skin and it won’t be wrong to say that he is doing his best to trace my wrists sensually while he removes the handcuff from my right hand. I hold my breath back when his teasing fingers touch my palm in a slow motion. Heat shoots down to my core, making me press my thighs together as he closes the distance between us and whispers in my left ear. “ Why are you squirming, hot lips?” ******** When Valentina Morgan joined hands with the enemy to take down the Mafia of her own boyfriend, little did she know she will be facing the biggest manipulator in all history, Matteo Vitali. He is every bit of the type of controlling men she hates but the six feet four, sex on legs man, can attract even the dead. And soon she falls in line of the people wondering if they should let go of everything and enjoy the nights of passion in the arms of the biggest manipulator_____Matteo Vitali wanted Valentina Morgan, the moment he laid his eyes on her pouty pink lips and when she is in his hands, he will be damned to give up this chance to bend her at his will even if he has a secret which can break her beyong repair, because he admits. “ She's mine ”

Hank Mancini is the elusive billionaire with a shadowy double life. The son of a wealthy family he appears to the public as nothing more than a harmless playboy, but to law enforcement home and abroad he's the man they want to talk but can never pin down. On the FBI's Most Wanted list for the better part of ten years the suspected criminal always stayed one step ahead.Meet Cierra Stone, the Bureau's newest and brightest star, she's been groomed to bring down the man himself; but can the young beauty succeed where so many others have failed or is she destined to fall victim to Mancini's Way.Mancini’s Way was created by Jordan Silver an eGlobal Creative Publishing Signed Author.

Matapos matanggap bilang isang janitress sa isang sikat na resort ay wala ng ibang maihihiling pa si Maui. Ngunit isang araw, isang babae ang nagbigay sa kaniya ng offer, kalahating milyon. Ang kailangan lang nyang gawin ay alagaan, siguraduhing kumakain at umiinom ng gamot ang magiging amo nya. Walang mapaglagyan ng tuwa si Maui, hanggang sa makita nya ang taong aalagaan nya- Amiel Verdino. Isang sikat na negosyante na kagagaling lamang sa isang failed marriage. Paano kung malaman ni Maui na ang ex-wife ng amo nya ay kamukhang kamuhka nya? Kakayanin nya kaya ang malamig na pakikitungo sa kaniya ni Amiel kapalit ng kalahating milyon?

Serena Miller is a young capable woman who strives to be something but is haunted by past. Raised by an adopted family who sees her as nothing but a tool, Selena views the world as a reflection of her past, beneath every smile is an agenda and behind every helping hand comes a chain. By fate, she saves a dying old man, Duncan Tate who is the patriarch of one of the most powerful elite families. He names her as his granddaughter Selena Tate bringing Selena into a world she could only dream about. Selena must learn to survive the world of the elite, amongst filial betrayals, masked enemies, schemes and even terrors from her past. And watching closely from the shadows is a cold and ruthless heir, Damian Montalvo, with ties to Selena than she could ever imagine. When long buried truths begin to surface, betrayals strike from within and forbidden feelings develop between two heirs, will Selena choose love and survival or will she choose to bring it all down?

"Gustuhin ko man ipaubaya sa'yo ang asawa ko, ngunit hindi p'wede.... Hindi p'wede dahil..." Isang malalim na buntong hininga ang pinakawalan ko bago nagsalita muli upang pigilan ang pagkamuhi sa babaeng kaharap ko! "Marahil ay hindi mo pa maiintindihan ang salitang hindi p'wede dahil wala ka pang anak. Anak na handa kang magsakripisyo maibigay lang ang nararapat para sakanya! Kaya kong tiisin na marami akong kahati sa asawa ko at isa kana ron! Ngunit wag lang ang anak ko...ibang usapan 'yon! Dahil ilalagay ko kayo sa tamang paglalagyan nyo." -Dina Sedest Sa isang relasyon, may isang haligi at may isang ilaw. Paano kung ang haligi ay bumigay at hindi na nakayanan pang tumayo ng matatag. Hanggang saan kaya kayang ilawan ng ating ilaw ng tahanan ang isang madilim na parte ng buhay nila? Ngunit makakaya kaya n'yang harap harapan na syang ginagago ng kaniyang asawa? Ito na ba ang senyales na hinihingi n'ya mula sa itaas upang sumuko na..

Terkadang, dunia selalu dipenuhi misteri juga rona fantasy yang membawa hal tidak mungkin menjadi mungkin. Lalu hal-hal mistis pun terkesan menjadi hal yang biasa. Tidak jauh berbeda dengan kedua insan berikut; Menikah muda? Di usia 17 tahun? Tidak. Sama sekali tidak ada dalam benak seorang Anya Hadi, untuk menikah diusianya yang masih belia. Sementara Rayland Pram Adiptara, tidak bisa menolak menikahi Anya Hadi karena terikat tradisi aneh dalam keluarganya; menikahi siapapun yang pertama kali menyentuhnya saat tepat berusia 25 tahun. ### Di mulai sejak dua hari yang lalu, tepatnya setelah pulang sekolah dan menemukan tiga orang berjas hitam menyerupai bodyguard, dan satu orang berpakaian formal berwarna abu gelap di ruang tamu Panti Asuhan tempat ia tinggal. Menjadi awal dari segalanya. Mengejutkannya, mereka datang dengan maksud melamarnya untuk tuan muda mereka__yang konon katanya telah memasuki usia menikah (menurut kalender perhitungan pernikahan keluarga Adiptara)__dengan siapapun itu dan dari kalangan manapun itu asalkan si gadis, wanita, atau janda sekalipun__baik sengaja maupun tidak sengaja, menyentuh pertama kali sang tuan muda saat ia tepat berusia 25 tahun. Aneh bukan? Dan sialnya itu Anya. Lantas, ada apa dengan usia 25 tahun di keluarga Adiptara? Ketahui rahasia-rahasia keluarga Adiptara melalui kisah ini!!

Antton Baltimore, manages to intimidate you just by looking you in the eyes, just by whispering to you he can make your body come alive, that is what Serena Hernandez felt every time she saw her new neighbor, from her balcony, she watches him every afternoon and as if he wanted to provoke her, he undresses in front of the window leaving her in the best moment of her sight, but Dalton is a strange boy who did not even have social networks and Serena being too curious one afternoon she followed him when he went to the forest with a boy from her class at dusk, She found it strange and while following him she realized that there was something strange because the fear she felt in her body was screaming at her to run away and that she should return home but she continued following him without imagining that it would be a mistake because she would discover that her neighbor is not who he appears to be and that he is a being that she thought was fantasy, a vampire, one that will lead her to know her darkest desires, will Serena be able to get away from the addiction that Antton causes in her body just by touching her?

Aria always believed in fate until the moon itself began to curse her name. Born powerless in a world that worships strength, she grows up shadowed by whispers of bad blood and ancient prophecy. Yet beneath her quiet nature burns something the others can’t see the spark of the Moon Blessed, a gift feared as much as it is worshipped. When destiny binds her path to Ares, the cold, disciplined Alpha haunted by duty and betrayal, Aria dares to hope that the moon’s promise might mean love, not ruin. But love in a world ruled by claws and crowns is never simple. Their fragile bond fractures under the weight of secrets Ares’ loyalty to a council that mistrusts her, and the shadow of Clara, his former bestfriend turned rival, who will stop at nothing to see Aria fall. When betrayal ignites chaos and the goddess herself intervenes, Aria’s hidden power awakens in a storm of silver fire. Once branded weak and cursed, she must rise to become the very force the pack fears not their doom, but their salvation. No longer the servant whispered about in corridors, Aria stands between two moons, between mercy and war. And as the heavens themselves turn their gaze upon her, one truth remains: "Even the smallest light can burn through the darkest fate." From exile to destiny, from cursed to chosen this is the rise of the true Moon Blessed Luna.