Two weeks later . . .
Caitlin had just arrived in Key West, Florida. She rented a red Mustang convertible and drove to Emery Realtors. It wasn’t often she got to drive. Most of the time she would take one of the limos in the family fleet when she just wanted to go around New York. Parking was hell in the city and that’s why she mostly had someone drive for her.
Caitlin had bought her new property over the internet. Meaning she had never been there in person. She just needed a change – a project. Something that would work her mind and give her some perspective on what she wanted for her life; to try something new and on her own. She had never lived or stayed anywhere alone before. Buying the property sight unseen was something her sister, Chelsea, would do – an impulsive move. Caitlin couldn’t wait to see how it worked out for her.
When the realtor who sold her the property took her there and began showing her around, her spontaneous purchase didn’t seem like a very good idea.
Note for the future: do not impulsively purchase anything again that’s over a hundred thousand dollars.
Caitlin had seen the pictures online of the house and the stats but it seemed worse in person. She knew it was a fixer-upper but . . .
“Well, that’s it,” Joan, the realtor, said. Then she noticed Caitlin’s demeanor. “Is something wrong?”
“I have to say this place looks smaller and quite frankly worse in person than it did online. Getting this place up to par can take all summer, if not longer,” Caitlin said as she looked around.
Every room needed a fresh coat of paint and drywall repair. The floors were dismal and peeling in some places. The kitchen didn’t have a stove and the counter tops and cabinets were stained with God knows what. The backyard was filled with weeds, dirt, and dead plants and flowers.
“Not unless you get some help,” Joan said.
“Can you recommend someone?”
“I can but they probably won’t be able to get to you for at least three to four months. Major and small business contractors in Florida Keys get busy fast in the spring and summer. But there’s a local restaurant and bar that has a pin up board.”
“A pin up board?”
“Yes. The whole place is pretty old fashion, but it’s a favorite watering hole for the locals here in Key West. Anyway, a lot of locals have found good handymen and small time contractors just from pinning up a posting on the board there.”
Caitlin shrugged. “I can give it a try.”
Maybe I can fix it up enough to sell it quickly. Boy, was this a mistake. What was I thinking? Am I going through a mid-life crisis for women or something? This place is so run down I can’t even stay the night here.
“How did this house get so . . . well, like this?”
Owning the property was embarrassing. It was an eye sore in the middle of a neighborhood where front and backyards were immaculate and the paint on the houses were chip free.
“It used to be a pretty cute home at one time,” Joan began. “A category three hurricane came through the other year and damaged it. The previous owners were in the middle of fixing it when another hurricane came through. Then something happened with their finances, causing them to file for bankruptcy. Their little vacation spot became last on their list to maintain.”
Caitlin blew out but she wasn’t one to back down. She was a Van Dyke. “All right, first I need to find a hotel to check into until I can get this place in somewhat livable condition. Second, I need to get to that watering hole you talked about and pin up an advertisement ASAP. What’s the name of the place?”
“Hokies.”
Caitlin’s head snapped forward at the realtor. Hokies? Oh, good lord. It sounds like a real charming place, she thought sarcastically.
After Caitlin got settled at the DoubleTree Hotel, she put in the address for Hokies Bar in her GPS. When Joan had called the place a watering hole, she was spot on. It was a small place that stood alone yet close to the shore. An old dock wasn’t far away from it. Two sail boats bobbed in the water at the dock.
Caitlin went inside and looked around. The dark wood panel that made up the walls and the floor looked waterlogged and out of date. There wasn’t one booth in the dining area just tables and chairs. The tables were scratched up to hell and back. Three customers sat at the bar. They were older men who appeared to be in their early seventies.
Caitlin desperately looked around for the pin up board. She just wanted to pin up the ad and get out of there. The place smelled like stale beer.
“Hey, can I help you?” the man behind the bar asked. He wore a blue cap that looked like it had been washed once too often.
“Um, yes. I’m looking for your board. I need to pin something up.”
“Over there on the other side of the room,” he said as he pointed in that direction.
“Thank you.” Caitlin quickly walked to the board. She grabbed a free push pin that was in the cork and pinned the index card to the board. Then she quickly left.
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Three months later . . . Hector, Cassandra, and Julian showed up at Lenox Hill Hospital. As of five a.m. that morning, there was a new addition to the Beaumont Dynasty. Hector wanted to be at the hospital soon as visiting hours started before the Van Dykes bombarded the place with their presence. There were so many of them who lived in New York or within a thirty-mile radius of it.The three walked down the hall to the maternity ward. Cassandra carried a life size teddy bear in one hand and five baby blue balloons in the other. Alexander turned a corner in the hallway, meeting them. “Hey, there’s the proud papa,” Hector said with a big smile. He was officially a grandfather and he couldn’t wait to meet the little nipper. Alexander smiled. They hugged. “How’s Caitlin?” Cassandra asked. “She’s better now than she was a few hours ago,” Alexander said with a croaked smile. “I’ve never been call
The reception was an informal affair. Two buffet tables were set up. Several people were in line getting food, others were chatting in little huddles including the Beaumonts. Hector laughed hysterically as Alexander told him how Julian had lost the rings and how Chastity had found them. “I did not loose the rings. I just hid them in a safe place,” Julian said snottily. “Well, I can’t imagine any place safer than Davidson Dawson’s toy truck,” Hector said and laughed again. “I can see you running around like a fool now.” “Hardy har har har,” Julian mimicked as his head went to the side a few ticks. Then he walked away without saying a word. “It all worked out in the end,” Agatha said with a smile. “Thankfully,” Alexander said. “I would have rung Julian’s neck if the rings hadn’t been found. So, Dad, will you and your guests be staying on the island tonight? The guest cottage is free so -” “Oh
It was everything Hector could do to keep from bursting out laughing. Everyone looked so mortified and frightened. He stole a glance at his daughter. Cassandra kept her serious composure, so he did, too. They walked arm in arm to the altar. It was a beautiful day for a wedding. They had left a little late for Florida. Then it took at least forty-five minutes to charter a boat. It was a Saturday so every marina was busy. Hector had feared they were going to miss the ceremony. It appeared they had arrived just in time and at the right moment. They stopped right in front of the bride, groom, the wedding party, including his great nephew which was a surprise – and a cardinal. Hector was impressed that Alexander was able to reserve a cardinal to marry them. He wondered if he was the same cardinal that Alexander had befriended while he was attending college. Caitlin and Alexander looked rather petrified and bewildered. Hector had h
The ceremony finally begins . . .The garden was full of wild flowers and bushes including but not limited to frangipani, butterfly weed, Cherokee bean, and lancleleaf tickseed. The leaves on the coconut palm trees swayed as the light breeze ruffled through the garden. It was seventy-five degrees and the sun was in the middle of setting. A perfect day for marrying the love of Alexander’s life.Alexander stood counter cornerwise from the large square wooden archway. Square wooden boards crossed at the top provide semi-shade. The other boards crossed each other on the sides. Cardinal Stefan Marino was standing under the archway. Once Caitlin made it down the aisle, they – and her father would be standing under it with him. Alexander had met the cardinal in California while he was attending Berkley years ago. Back then, the cardinal was Father Stefan. After Alexander had graduated, his home away from home priest had quickly moved up the ranks. He hadn’t conducted the marriage ceremony b
Meanwhile in the groomsmen’s quarters . . .Julian was fluttering about like a serial killer was lurking outside. Alexander was coolly tying his tie as he faced the mirror on the wall in the living room. Derek and Cameron were in the other rooms changing into their groomsmen wear. Marcus, a Beaumont cousin from Canada, was already dressed and ready when they had arrived. He just sat on the couch watching TV. The nanny had left little Davidson, Derek’s son, with them a few minutes ago. He was the ring barrier. Chelsea had thought Davidson was too young to do it.“He’s only ten months old and he just learned to walk,” Chelsea had said with deep concern.Derek had disagreed and was happy his son was going to be in the ceremony, too. “He’ll be fine. He’s a Dawson. We Dawsons always rise to the occasion with style and grace.”Davidson sat next to Marcus, watching TV. Alexander wasn’t sure what they were watching but they both seemed enamored with it.Derek and Cameron emerged from the bedr
It was a quarter till five as Caitlin watched her groom and part of the wedding party arrive from the upstairs’ window. They were heading to the back of the house. They were going to get dressed in the separate guest’s quarters. “Four o’clock at the latest,” she said sarcastically. That’s what Alexander had told her when they had spoken on the phone while he was on the plane. “At least he got here before six,” Chastity said over Caitlin’s shoulder. The ceremony was starting at six. “Hmm. Thank, God, for small favors,” Caitlin said over her shoulder to her sister. “We should get you in your gown, darling,” their mother chirped happily. “Show time is almost an hour away.” “It’s a wedding not opening night on Broadway, Mother,” Chastity said as she walked to the other side of the room. “I know that,” their mother snapped. The Van Dyke sisters giggled. You had to love Chastity’s wit sometimes.
Meanwhile . . . Hector Beaumont had left Agatha’s this afternoon and returned home again – temporarily, since he knew Alexander was probably on his way to Key West by now. He walked into the study and fixed himself a scotch. He wore a black dress shirt, a pair of black boots, and jeans. He exhaled as he plopped down on the sofa. He had been thinking about the wedding, Caitlin, Alexander, and the new baby for the past twenty-four hours. The truth is as much as he cared for his new friends from the community center and loved the peacefulness of his alternative life, he missed his home and family – including Alexander. Before everything went awry, he spoke to his eldest son over the phone at least once or twice a week. Despite what Alexander had done, Hector was still proud of the man he had become. It actually began to pain his heart that the little nipper he had held against his palm and forearm at the hospital was no longer in his life.
Julian escorted the two ladies, who had given him much pleasure last night, to the living room. He had picked them up at the last bar they had stopped at in the East Village. For the life of him, he couldn’t remember their names but he had remembered what they had done last night – thankfully. Cameron and Derek were getting themselves sorted out when they entered the living room. “Derek,” the girls cooed in unison. Derek’s dark brows rose. He looked rather shocked. “Candy . . . Sandy . . . what are you -?” He was cut off by the girls rushing to him and kissing him on both cheeks. That’s it. Candy is the small chested one and Sandy is the big breasted one. “Uh . . .” Derek stuttered. “We haven’t seen you at The Fox Hole is ages,” Sandy said with a smile. “Where?” Cameron asked as he put his cell in his pocket. Julian knew what The Fox Hole was. It was a swingers’ club
After a few lap dances, including one Alexander shouldn’t have had by the busty brunette, the strippers left and they did, too. Julian had rented a limo since Cassandra had the family limo. They went bar hopping. Alexander had tried to refuse but half-drunk men and peer pressure was a hell of a drug. “Two hours. That’s it,” Alexander said adamantly. So, they bar hopped around Soho. At the second bar they hit, the guys decided they wanted Alexander to play a game. It was a bachelor’s game Derek knew of. It didn’t really have a name but the rules were simple enough. Alexander had to go around the room chatting up various women, trying to get there phone number. At each one he failed at, he had to take a shot. Alexander was reluctant at first but Derek clarified something for him. “You don’t have to call them the next day. You are getting married. It’s just for fun. And girls know it’s a long shot for a man to call t