Cat Eat Fish
After a Thanksgiving dinner, my childhood friend, Calvin Sheafe, suggests playing Truth or Dare.
When my wife, Tiffany Kramer, loses a round, she reluctantly chooses Truth.
"When was the last time you felt nauseated?" Calvin asks with a teasing smile. "Where were you?"
"10:00 pm last night. In bed," Tiffany answers without the slightest hesitation.
The mood turns awkward, and a few of my friends glance my way.
Tiffany and I grew up in the same neighborhood and got married soon after graduation. We'd agreed not to have children, and our marriage had always seemed happy and stable.
That is, until we get into a huge fight before Thanksgiving.
Tiffany has already made plans for us to spend Thanksgiving with her parents, as we've spent every holiday with them since they moved four years ago. But this year, I want to return to my hometown, Birchford, instead.
When I insist on going back, Tiffany and I have a massive argument.
Trying to lighten the mood, another friend jokes, "You've been married for seven years without kids. Don't tell me there's a little surprise on the way!"
"Of course not." Tiffany sneers. "A woman only has a child for a man she truly loves."
I shoot to my feet, and the gathering ends on a sour note.
I assume Tiffany is still angry at me. But while smoking in the stairwell, I overhear her talking to Calvin.
"I can't take it anymore. If you hadn't gone overseas back then, I wouldn't have married him. He kept chasing after me like a pathetic simp, and I ended up marrying him out of spite!
"I never thought marrying a simp would still leave me feeling so wronged."
I freeze, the cigarette ash burning into my palm.
We've been married for seven years. Yet in all 2,557 days of our marriage, she has never loved me—not even for a second.