Canal
My boyfriend, Timothy Wells, thought I was overly sensitive, so he created an emotional price list.
Crying cost $50. Questioning him cost $100. Mentioning his female friend, Camilla Lane, cost $500.
He reassured me, "A relationship can only last if both people are emotionally secure."
Last week, while I was trying on wedding dresses, Camilla suddenly stepped on my dress train. I fell to the floor, tears spilling from my eyes from how much it hurt.
Without even blinking, Timothy deducted $50 from my account.
"Be good. Don't cry. Camilla didn't do it on purpose. You're just taking a joke too far."
Then, on Valentine's Day, Timothy stayed out all night with Camilla. While tidying his study, I discovered another emotional price list.
"$5,000 for Camilla eating her meals without fuss. $50,000 for acting sweet. If she gets upset, grant her a little wish to make it up to her."
My phone suddenly buzzed with a notification. Camilla had posted on social media.
"Someone said that even my little mood swings deserve to be taken seriously."
In the photo, Timothy had his head slightly bowed as he carefully fastened a luxury necklace around her neck.
The comments were full of people expressing their envy.
I texted Timothy. "Did you buy Camilla a $60,000 necklace?"
A second later, $600 was deducted from my account.
Then his reply came through. "$100 for questioning me, $500 for mentioning her. That's a $600 deduction."
I stared at the transaction for a moment. Then, I called the wedding planner and canceled the wedding.
"The bride is perfectly emotionally stable. Stable enough to decide she doesn't want to get married."