1000 Jokes

[Maukah kamu jadi pacarku? Aku akan membayar untuk itu.] [Aku akan membayarmu 1000$ per bulan.] Satu pesan dari sebuah aplikasi membuat Weni Anggara tercengang, pasalnya dirinya adalah wanita yang sudah menikah dan memiliki satu anak perempuan. Weni mengabaikan pesan itu karena menurutnya itu tidak pantas untuk dirinya yang masih memiliki Suami. Namun segala pikirannnya berubah karena suaminya sendiri terus menuntutnya untuk menghasilkan uang, bagimanapun caranya. Hutang yang banyak dan membengkak membuat suaminya berubah total. Weni yang tadinya sabar, berakhir menerima tawaran dari pesan aplikasi yang ada di ponselnya. Park Hajoon adalah pria asal Korea Selatan yang mengirimkan pesan tersebut. Jarak di antara mereka, nyatanya tak menjadi halangan untuk hubungan mereka. Sejak saat itu, hari-hari Weni pun berubah di penuhi oleh seorang Park Hajoon.

Man dies. His last act in the previous life generates him an absurd amount of karma. He meets a god, and it reborns him in a crossworld of Larry Potter and DxD. He gets a gift, one that can only be fully explored with the knowledge that he learned in his previous profession in the previous world. The keeping of knowledge is also a gift. And with that, his karma is spent. Thrown in the world with a 'good luck' and a slap in the back, he fights to survive until the start of canons. The time until that, 1000 years. Yeah… Now read about some of his adventures in this crossed over world, beginning already in HP canon. English is not my main language, so you will find some strange stuff, like the mix of North American and the Queen’s English. Disclaimer: All characters that you recognize from the franchise of Larry Potter and DxD are propriety of its respective creators and I only wish that they were mine. But they are not. I only own the MC, the OCs, and the ideas that generated the non canon plot.

Hunter, Vampire, Witch, Werewolf. Mateo took a step back when he heard a beat. A loud beat coming from his heart. He gasped and lifted his right hand to his chest. He felt it! He felt his dead heart beating back alive! How long has it been? 500 decades? No. 1000 decades? No. It has been 2000 decades since he was born with a dead heart. A chuckle came out from his mouth and then he erupted into a burst of laughter with tears running down his face. Oh! How he waited for this day! It took him a few minutes to calm down before he looks up from the floor. He took a slow step towards the cold-eyed enchantress in front of him. The seductive figure was the one who had been busy slaughtering a few of his clans. He stopped in front of her and bent down to her ears. “Mates, you’re mine!”

Sebelum 900 Tahun Era Kehancuran, manusia dan siluman hidup saling berdampingan hingga perang yang dikenal sebagai Perang 1000 Hari terjadi dan membuat dunia terpecah menjadi 7 wilayah yang berbeda. Kematian Klan Penjaga Langit dan Sang Raja Siluman berakhir dengan kehancuran, perang, diskriminasi, wabah, dan malapetaka. Namun sebelum lenyapnya Klan Penjaga Langit, anak perempuan dari keturunan terakhir menciptakan sebuah syair yang mengguncang seluruh dunia. Melintasi 900 tahun, jauh di sebuah tempat di Benua Laut Biru, seorang anak kecil bernama Lan Xiaoyan diserang oleh sesuatu dan berakhir terbuang di Gunung Gui Shan di mana dia terperangkap selama 10 tahun. Namun suatu hari, seseorang dari Dunia Atas jatuh ke tempatnya dan membawanya melihat dunia luar yang diimpikannya. Dalam perjalanannya mengarungi dunia, Lan Xiaoyan bertemu banyak teman, musuh kuat, petualangan yang gila dan mengungkap kebenaran di balik Era Kehancuran.

The story of 'EVERY WOMAN CANNOT BE PRETTY' is a message to millions of women around the world who feel inferior due to their average looks that ‘ Beauty is not in the face alone.’ The protagonist in this story, Sarah Liam suffers from PCOS ( Polycystic Ovary Syndrome) with side effects of being obese, acne prone and having more than normal hair growth on face and body. To top it she is short in height and has a prominent mole on her chin. In all, she is not what one can call “pretty”. Her husband wants to use her as a sex toy, her best friend betrays her trust by sleeping with her husband. Faced with treachery by loved ones, shunned by many, at the brunt of the unkindest of jokes, the story shows how Sarah manages to rise like a Phoenix, hold her head high and eke revenge on the people who have cheated her, solely with the strength of her talent and grit. But with her flawed appearance, will she ever find true love? Can she ever aspire to marry a handsome man or will she have to settle for someone similarly flawed? Read on..

Lie Feng, seorang pemuda yatim piatu, ditemukan di sebuah kuil kuno yang menyimpan rahasia ilmu persilatan terhebat. Ia dilatih oleh seorang sesepuh misterius dan menguasai Jurus Tapak Dewa, sebuah jurus sakti dengan kekuatan spiritual 1000 tangan yang mampu menghancurkan lawan dalam sekejap. Ketenarannya sebagai Pendekar Tapak Dewa mengguncang dunia persilatan, menarik perhatian berbagai pihak, termasuk organisasi jahat yang menginginkan kekuatan Tapak Dewa untuk menguasai dunia. Lie Feng harus menghadapi berbagai tantangan, mengasah kemampuannya dalam Jurus Pedang Dewa Abadi, Jurus Pedang Langit, Jurus Kecepatan Dewa, dan Jurus Mata Dewa, serta melawan musuh-musuh yang semakin kuat dan licik. Di tengah pertarungannya, ia juga menemukan cinta dan persahabatan, serta mengungkap rahasia masa lalunya yang tersembunyi. Akankah Lie Feng mampu melindungi dunia persilatan dan mengungkap misteri di balik kekuatan Tapak Dewa?

[How do you avoid the darkly handsome Beta that wants to... eat you?] Camilla: I was sent to Alpha Jackal’s mansion to pay off my foster parent’s debt. It wasn’t something I feared until I learned that Rin, the pack's Beta, is a powerful demon. Now I'm stuck under the same roof as Rin, and there is no chance of avoiding him. I wish I could. Why? Because a demon murdered my parents in cold blood. I fear Rin. Demons are monstrous, which is why it must be one of life's cruel jokes to have inserted Rin into my life. Rin: I should stay away from the new housekeeper, but how could I possibly keep away from the seductive she-wolf? She is gorgeous, and my Alpha would punish me if he knew badly I wanted her to sit on my face, squirming and moaning my name. He can never know the truth, especially not since he seems interested in her too.

"How dare you keep my son away from me?!" "You rejected me and didn't want to do anything with me!" "I will reject you all over again to punish you for this!" "Jokes on you if you think I care about your rejection anymore." ___ Delilah was the contracted bride of Alpha Stephen Knight even after being his fated mate. Losing her parents at a young age was hard enough for her and getting brutally rejected by her mate was the last straw for her. She left with dignity and vowed to never turn back. But what happens when her past comes back to prove destiny once again? Stephen Knight never wanted anything to do with her but was that going to change when he sees her after years? She has changed but he hasn't. He is still the same heartless man. In the game of lies, revenge and pain, they will discover truths that's going to shatter their lives. Will Delilah find Stephen beside her or will he break her heart once again?

Roxanne Rowan is a spiritual news editor. After an accident in the year twenty-two, Roxanne Rowan was able to see ghosts. She goes around trying to find a way to solve this ability. Her fear of ghosts makes her taciturn and closed off. During an encounter with evil spirits, Roxanne met Egan Griffith, the demon employee of hell. He has the task of catching the demons that are causing trouble in the living world to bring them to hell and punish them. According to the orders of the spirit world, if Roxanne wants to break the ability to see ghosts in her eyes, she must cooperate with Egan to catch the devil spirits. The contract is signed and many bad jokes happen. Roxanne's fate and secret are also revealed. She also realizes that demons come in two forms: disrupting people in the living world and trying to earn money in order to survive like a normal person. Every night, Roxanne has to lie in bed waiting for Egan to finish processing the documents for the company. She doesn’t think from an unequal partnership to rolling in bed so close together.

It’s all fun and games until a body washes up…. Beth Monroe just wants to make it through the summer baseball season without being the constant target of her brother Shane’s jokes, but he is relentless, and she’s ready to lock herself in her room and hide. Until the new girl shows up. Halley appears in small town Barryville like a ghost. No one knows where she came from or anything about her past, not even her last name. When she gives Beth a piece of unsolicited advice that, “It’s what’s on the outside that counts,” Beth changes everything about herself. By the time Beth realizes she’s becoming a monster, it might be too late, and Halley has already sunk her claws into Beth’s best friend Ryan—who might’ve been something more if Beth had opened her eyes a little earlier. As Halley’s past catches up to her, Beth realizes there’s more to this mysterious girl than she realized. Can she stop Halley from revealing her true, monstrous nature to Ryan before it’s too late?