Romantic Shots: Tease Me My Darling
It had been a bad week.
First he took his last week of vacation, which couldn’t be rescheduled, and then his girlfriend decided she didn’t want to go to Jamaica. In fact, she decided she didn’t want anything to do with him or men in general. She hooked up with his sister and blamed his lack of manliness for making her go lesbian. Talk about getting screwed over and not enjoying it. The topper was that after he’d decided to go without her: his flight was delayed, he was mugged in the airport bathroom, and he got airsick on the flight and spewed all over the stewardess and the lady next to him during dinner.
After about 18 hours of sleep, a bottle of Advil, and a couple Bloody Marys, Freddie w